Dungeon Siege: The Movie?!
 

The preview was on RE. I found myself wondering when the heck Hollywood is going to stop and try something original, then I stopped and began praying for a LoZ movie. Either way, what the heck Hollywood? What other games are you going to drag screaming to the screen, is Tetris due to big your winter blockbuster?

LoZ? Hopefully you misspelled the acronym for Legacy of Kain. Seeing Kain and Raziel hit the big screen'd be an awesome idea.

I have... unfortunate news. Here's the profile, but I don't have the heart to tell you more than just look at the director.

Uwe Boll. It's been known that he was going to do this for a while now.

What's worse is he did a sequel to Bloodrayne.

AND he plans on doing a Legacy of Kain movie too.

Flee! Run away now!

Run like you stole something!

Escape!

DANGER! PELIGRO! ABUNAGE!

...

Well, I might go see this, just cause Burt Reynolds is the king. I mean, Uwe Boll's movies are always at least good for a laugh.

My only hope is that we'll get to see Claire Forlani neekid.

Oh, sure! I hear this after I rent Bloodrayne 2. I kinda liked the first movie, because I liked the actors, Imma fan of vampires and watching Rayne get all the talisman thingies was neat.

All the second one has going for it is "We have cowboys!"

And he's doing LoK? ....*sniff*

Woah, what? Wasn't the Dungeon Siege movie released like a year or two ago? Am I thinking of a different movie? It was directed by Boll, starred the Rock and that Billy Bob Thornton guy I think. Were those just previews?

You're thinking of Doom.

No it was most clearly Dungeon Siege the Move. Or previews for it anyway. I never followed up on it. They had mail armor and swords and shit.

Edit:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0460780/

Nevermind, this is was it. I guess it just wasn't released yet. And I totally did get the Rock mixed up with somebody.