The Art of Inappropriate One Liners
 

I am ashamed of myself, I have been swayed by Caruso and his god-damned SHADES OF JUSTICE.

I'm sorry Grissom, can we still be friends?

Yeah, I just watched every episode of CSI: Miami in one sitting, and Horatio has taken the space in my heart that Grissom once resided.

At least, I don't like that douche from CSI: NY.

I have standards after all.

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Wow that is almost as bad as enjoying whenever Naruto says "Believe it!" (or "Dattebayo" for you Japaners).

"ダッテばよぅ!!"

日本語は単純化しているので、単一句を作り出す。 [Japanese is a very simple language so when it comes to action animes, they're filled with a lot of one-liners].

ソレっ!
これはっ!
Etc, etc, etc.

When Fontana took over from Brisco on Law and Order his one liners began regular...but then progressed in to just bizzare non-sequitors...


I still miss Lenny Brisco...but at least Green is still kicking ass...

This video is totally relevant. Also awesome.

Haha! Five stars to you! And yes, Caruso is too cool for school. Grissom comes second to Mr. Caine, and Mack is not, in fact, a good man.
I think it has to do with his overall badass-itude that he's got going on. That's what I like about him anyway. That and those shades.

I really hate the way Caruso talks. It just seems like..he's not Human. Nobody talks that way! NOBODY!

My favorite CSI line comes from CSI:LV;

After finding a headless body on the train tracks, Grissom finds a toupé
Grissom Hey Nick? Keep a look out - our vic might be bald.
Nick Thanks - that'll help distinguish it from any other disembodied heads I find.

I like the gang fighting in CSI: Miami, as well as the timbre of Horatio's voice.