I hate pants. also showering.
 

Let's see, I tripped on my pant legs getting into them this morning, stepped on my cat because of it, and then jammed my big toe on my left foot into the corner of my bed, and nearly ripped the toenail off.
THEN later on while getting my pants OFF I nearly tore off what was LEFT of my toenail, then slipped on the shower mat in the bottom of my tub, and wanged my other foot, and knee.
I got soap in my eye, cut myself shaving, and forgot my towel in the linen closet, and had to drip dry, cold and damp.

I hate pants, and bathing offends me!
Who's with me?!

I can quite heartily agree with you on the pants front, at least in the warm months.

But hygiene is a necessary component of life, man! For the love of those around you, shower!

Er, with that bathing thing, I don't know if anyone would stand with you, or near you.


And it sounds like a day that you should have immediately crawled back into bed and hid from the world until tomorrow.

Universal solution to both problems:

Take a bath instead and get those huge pants. You know, the ones popular ten years ago where you could cut off each leg and give it to a girl to wear as a dress. No more stepping on soap, no more contact whatsoever with your legs and feet.

Well... FINE!! Be all Dry and Naked! See if I Care! Humph!

I find your ideas intriguing, and wish to subscribe to your news letter.
Also, I'm not suggesting that I shouldn't bathe... Good lord no.. What I AM suggesting is that someone, somewhere, needs to develop a less pain in the ass way of getting clean without all the hassle of water, soap, and standing on slippery things that are just looking for an excuse to kill you.

edit:
are you coming on to me........? lol. cuz if you're a chick I find that hot, and if you're a non-chick I find that moderately worrisome, and request you not think about me naked anymore.
Thinking about me in like, boxers or something is cool tho.. You know.. I'm cool with that whole thing.. It's the new millenium, I can dig it. Or am I down with it? Something like that.

Shorts please.


I did an experiment.

I went two years without showering. The most cleaning of myself I did was wet moist handcloth, rubbed across the torso, arms and legs for a very short time. And that was only done about once a month at most.

Result? I didn't smell any worse than when I began. I work around people on a daily basis and they aren't afraid to point out when I stink. Now that I've begun showering on a regular basis again I've actually stunk worse.

That... makes.... little sense....

I am a large fan of both pants and cleanliness, and I find your collective desires to walk around with your filthy unwashed wangers out stinking up the place to be disgusting.

And yet it's what happened. I was also working in hot conditions that would mean I was, indeed, sweating profusely(the same conditions as I am currently in actually).

I love reality. It makes insanity seem so much saner.