#902: "What would do that?"
 

Another near death experience, another visit by Darko.

Oh yes! EDIT: Is Darko his actual, canonical name?

For lack of a better one.


I don't get it. Is RM trying to "jump start" his heart again? XD

Personally blindsided by the "DUH!" line. Never saw Darko being that... immature.

Also, new BM face!

Nah, RM just likes taking vengeance on BM...

Is it... are they... having a jumping contest? That's like unbridled awesome!

I wonder how much physical damage is actually being done to BM's spine/brain in all this...

Well. Traditionally Jump does between 2 and 4 times regular attack attack, and we've seen RM's regular melee attacks are capable of easily, almost effortlessly, cutting apart the internal and external structures of a krakanoid, which, although not posessing skin, must have a hardened mucus membrane plus thicker internal supporting structures. If we consider a similar creature from the final fantasy series, say, most of the ooze-form monsters that have a structure to them outside of a blob, and calculate their average HP at around 1200-2400 points each, and assuming RM could kill them in a single hit, each jump he's doing to Black Mage, would, in the most OPTIMISTIC possibility, be doing around 2400 damage.

So alot.

No (in that it's what BM calls him), but it's perfect for him.

I would not be opposed to more Darko. He's one of my favorites.

It seems RM follows the laws of 5.

There's sort of an answer in the title.

He may just be acting out of spite, but now it seems even more like he's also trying to secure Dragoon as a Light Warrior. Which, for some sick reason, strikes me as kind of cute -- RM's really desperate to make friends, there.

Ok quote
"What do you do, look for ways to get yourself killed?"

BM coulda come back with that he is a blue mage and how else is he spose to find any new techniques if he never gets hit by any... or something along the blue mage retort anyway :p

Heh... not very mysterious if I told you.. duh!

Nice to see darko clown again... or if the other light warriors have come up with any better names for him recently I'll go with them too