Not how you want to be found dead...
 

WARNING: While its a safe work read, as its only an autopsy report, it is slightly disturbing. Other than that, fairly hilarious.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...072scuba1.html

Of course, I question if there might have been somebody else involved. I don't see how a person could actually get into two scuba suits, let alone one without any help.

SWB

Wow. That was, to say the least, kinky.

Wow... I can't say anything more than... kinky.

There is a dildo in the anus.

At least I'm glad to know that the man died happily.

I totally want to be found dead like that. Just to fuck with my surviving friends and family.

Nothing says "Haha, gotcha!" like a dumbfounding surprise prank pulled on the rest of your family, with nobody there to explain the truth to.

I'd probably end up leaving a will saying like "Haha, just kidding, I'm not a pervert." I couldn't leave them with that opinion forever.

Wait, this is an accidental suicide? HIS HANDS WERE FUCKING TIED BEHIDN HIS FUCKING BACK! How do you do that to yourself? I mean really, tell me.

To be specific DFM it said "There is a dildo in the anus covered with a condom." I think we can all take heart knowing that he was at least practicing safe ... I'm not sure what you would call what he was doing. But whatever it was, it was safe, until, you know, his death.

As for me I'd like to be found dead charred beyond recognition. I don't know why. Further I'd really love not having a dildo up my anus, but hey thats me.

Haven't they already gone through enough.