The Warring States of NPF - Six Word Stories: For Reals Though

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Six Word Stories: For Reals Though

The thread seemed to be fairly popular, if a bit misunderstood at points. Might as well continue the word-limit fun however.

As per the crimson tinged decree...

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the point of this thread is to tell an entire story in six words. It is not an excuse to just rattle off random-ass bits of six-word spam.

Any more posts in here where people can't even be bothered to look like they're trying and people're getting banned.

So we're clear --

"Arrrrrrrrgh! The pain! It hurts it-"

"And that was when I discovered-"

"Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis is a long-ass word."

"Nerdy man CAN wear skirts... right?"

"I am dong, she is wang."

-- are all examples of what this thread is not for.

I mean that last one, I don't even know what in the hell that is supposed to mean.

Keep it on-topic or keep it in your pants, fellas.

Or, in the constraints of the thread:

"Six words. Stories, not spam. Go."

(3-part series!):

An emo got a well-deserved swirly.

He made it into a poem.

Reciting it got him flushed again.

(2-parter!):

My cat ralphed at two AM.

I woke Phantom7 to clean it.

TO SAVE THE PRESIDENT FROM NINJAS?

Printer no longer working. Radioshack trip.

Sword found in man. Legend lives.

A bullet whistles. Crying. Order restored.

God got bored. The world ended.

Man at busstop. Bus is late.

The world ends on Valentine's Day.

His quest for honor or revenge?

Can he stop it in time?

Big Boom in Tokyo, Babies Cry.

Nothing on earth can stop it.