A guy thing..of ew..(women beware)
 

So I went into the mens bathroom today and wanted to go about my business, one that requires sitting down and going "URRRRGGG" and then kerploosh.
You know what I mean.

But alas, someone was in there..so I had to wait.

The fat ugly monkey man of scary width(I'm fat mind you, but he was beyond fat) left the stall and I went in...and stared.


There was blood where ones forward "Thing" would potentially end up at.

Blood.

Is that not the most ew-est thing you could ever think of? Good lord..I'd never want blood coming from my you-know-what.

I hereby recommend this thread be locked down until a proper decontamination team arrives.

Why the fugly man ape was sitting down to pee is what I would like to know.

Hint: He's gay.

No I'm not!

Y'know after reading that, there was only one picture I could find that could summarize how I felt. I was drawn by a great man who did great and terrible things. Here is that picture:
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/d...a/00000127.png

One day, I would like to meet that great man, shake his hand, and ask him, "How do you cope with the pain?"

That image is burned into my frail child mind frame now.
Thanks, Thanks alot....
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BTW what the fuck is that a picture of, Bananarama?

SUMMARY:
I'm a child (13 XD), on with the rampant swearing, says I!

That would be scene from of DFM's comics I.E. Alien bursts out of girlfriend's head, eats boyfriend, cries, laughtrack.

There,

I fixed that for you.

OH and ark.
I was drunk the other day, feeling fine, until I went piss in a gas station bathroon that smelled like Chernobyl's toilet.

Needless to say I vomited more than once, in the sink.
thanks for playing.

Excuse me for just a minute
*HLORRRF!*
Right, i'm back.

It sounds as if the guy passed or was passing a kidney stone, or perhaps was having some SERIOUS prostate issues.

Either way, I would have used another toilet.