McDonalds Presents..The Heartstopper
 

Seriously now...as some of you may know I work at a Mcdonalds and the region we're in is producing a new type of "Burrito".

The McSkillet Burrito.

Almost 600 calories.
Something like 130% daily recommended Cholesterol.

I like to consider it the potential death causer, given the high quantity of old people we have during breakfast.



What else is going on in the world of Mcdonalds?

In three months, country(and maybe world)wide the oil should be transfat free Canola oil.
I think that's how you spell it..

McDonald's? The recent "Look at us we're totally healthy now I swear to GOD" fast food restaurant?

I mean the second part of your post fits that but the first bit is in almost direct contrast.

I know.

Isn't it hilarious?

Oh, and the salads contain a ton of calories too, especially the way we make them at the store I work at.

It really is. :D

Dude obviously McDonalds is a population control creating by the government to kill off people before we have overpopulation...

Maybe, but the remaining survivors take up four or five times as much space.

Bacon... and dead babies... Isn't that what McDonalds puts in all their meat nowadays?

Da-yum. Actually, that sounds delicious. I may grab one in my way to school tomorrow. Of course, if I die of heart attack, I know who my family can blame.

It sounds delicious. What's in it?