Eating Cheetos with Chopsticks
 

A method produced months before the creation of this post.
Cheetos with chopsticks.
Genius...
Or Genius?

Alledgedly, it's impossible to eat maltesers with chopsticks. so f'n wrong. i ate a box of maltesers with chopsticks once.

Why stop there when you can eat a box of maltesers with cheetos?

... why stop there when you can eat a bag of cheetos with maltesers?

Oh man I have to sit down!

pfft amateurs.
Jello and ice cream. I CHALLENGE YOU.

I still want to eat maltesers with a straw. That looks so awesome.

... I'm no longer sure if we're talking about the same kind of maltesers here. I know them as crunchy chocolate balls roughly half an inch in diameter. If you can eat those with a straw, congratulations.

Hmmm. Unless by "with a straw" you don't necessarily mean "through a straw."

Oh, also I misread the title as "eating cheerios with chopsticks." That's just as unusual but a whole lot easier.

We mean sucking on a straw to make them stick to the end, then holding them up into the air on the end of said straw and removing suction so that the malteaser falls and catches in your now-open mouth, I beleive.

must...resist...crudity...aw hell with it.

That's the kind of talent that'd make 42Petunia really popular. ;)

I hate both Cheetos and chopsticks and everything they stand for.

...Shit, I have to try that one.