If you had the Triforce
 

We've all seen what the triforce can do. It has the power to warp space and time, create/destroy entire dimensions, and alter the destiny of the world itself. Upon touching it, the greatest desire of the one who touches it will manifest itself into reality... if you reached out and touched the triforce, what would be manifested.

I hate to say it, but I'd prolly end up as ruler of a small kingdom, looking totally hot and no longer fat with three or four beautiful loyal ladies who love me. Also I'd have telekenetic powers.

I have delusions of grandeur and a slightly evil overlord streak. I would re-create the world in my image, where deragatory insults online is considered a capital crime, and I'd rule over the land with an iron...yet caring fist and wait till a green clad kids comes and kills me.

I'd also outlaw cake.

All of you would be dead.

Love you to D =P

The people of the world would have a harmonic coexistence. My mind, meanwhile, would be maintained by and in control of a computer system (I'd be integrated into the internet, basically) in order to adequately store all the comprehension of the universe I'd have.

Or, depending on how I'm feeling that fateful day, maybe I'd just get laid.

If I had the Triforce.... every day would be cake and blowjobs day! ^^

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But if you had to choose we all know which one you would pick.

Dammit DFM quit taking advantage of my insecurities to hurt me :(!

Y'know what I'm gonna change my wish a bit:

If I had the Triforce, every day would be cake and blowjobs day except for DFM cause he's a meanie jerkface!

So there! And if anyone wants me, I'll be crying in the bathroom.... with some cookie dough...

Heh, cake and blowjobs...

Yeah, that would be about the sum of it, but with golf, fishing and all the feed you'd ever want, but it makes you healthier and everyone is happy, even women.