MOAR SANTA
 

Aside from me being excited that my birthday is in a few weeks, I thought it might be fun to use Norad to track Santa, as well as throw in a wishlist or two. (=3)

MOAR SANTA

They use that site to do a live report of where Santa is on one of the news radio stations near me. I like how they get this hardcore into keeping children's imaginations alive, but one of my best friends who's an engineer told me that the speed at which Santa would actually have to travel to get gifts to every kid on the planet would incinerate his reindeer in .02 seconds and cause himself to be crushed under a couple million pounds of force.

My whole childhood was a lie. :(

[Edit] Here's the original Santa analysis site.

NORAD is funded by the government...you'd think they could get a little CGI movie going with the kind of money they probably get instead of a crappy cartoon with Santa waving and laughing and stuff...

Also for my wish list?
I want to know what Bob the Mercenary's Archangels thing is all about...I mean how many years have you been working on that? Like 4? Well I shouldn't talk I've been working on my book for a long long time also...

Wait, so you mean Santa isn't real? :(

SANTA IS REAL! I SIT ON HIS LAP ALL THE TIME! I EVEN HUGGED SANTA YESTERDAY!

That is both tragic and totally awesome, when you think about it.

Everyone knows Santa is an epic level Wizard with Time Stop as a spell-like ability at will.

I think Elminister is Santa in his time off.

SANTA IS A REAL PERSON AND HE GIVES US GIFTS EVERY CHRISTMAS. HOW DOES DO IT? SIMPLE. HE'S A NINJA.... AND JESUS!!!

Wizard Ninja Jesus OF COURSE it all makes since now!