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My mom and sister think I need a style makeover, because I dont ware much color or style my hair or wear trendy clothes. HELP! What do I do!?

Act extremely effeminate and bitch at them about their clothing choices in return. Eventually they'll either get the message and bugger off, or have their self image hurt and run off to eat some chocolate. If the latter happens you hotwire the car and cheese it.

I dont need to hotwire it, I know where the keys are.

... then what are you waiting for?

It's really very simple but it will require some sacrifice.
Shave your head. Get a blue suit, red tie, white shirt and shiny black dress shoes as well as sunglasses.
Wear this for a week. Answer questions that ask for an explanation with a pushing of the sunglasses up a little and "...". Then walk away.
They won't bother you again.

Take all your clothes and burn them. Then take all your mom and sister's clothes and burn them.

Then take your mom and sister and burn them.

Standing by the roaring fire in the nude, you will feel a sense of style that few have ever dared grasp.

Oh wait, style....not sense of exhilaration/murder/happyness.

Annihilate the planet! Destroy the groundlings!

Or you know you could man up and let them put gel in your hair then get one with your life.

Honestly, style is a broad scope of many different clothing choices.

For example! Sweatpants, sweatshirt with hoodie, and running shoes is a style. People mostly wear it to the gym because it's good there. Unfortunately that's helped make it seem gross, so nobody considers it a style. If they do, they think it sucks.

What do you wear currently? Lots of black or something? That's really easy to jazz up. Just get a fairly nice black jacket and some button up shirts in different colours. It's plain as far as style goes (I hate stripes), but the colour makes the black look like fancy instead of just flat. The buttons serve no other purpose than to not be a t-shirt.

Hair? Dunno how to help you there. I keep mine long 'cause really short looked dorky on me. I suppose if any style happened it came about on it's own. Tell 'em not to force a look on you, and that you'll find your own. If a style is supposed to say something about who you are, you'd be the one to know that.
If you give in a little with the clothes, maybe it'll satisfy them enough that you can dodge the haircut bullet.

Also: Screw trends. I wear baggy cargo's, though tight jeans are supposedly gaining popularity again. But it looks fine on me regardless so to hell with tight pants.

Get out the most colorful clothes and wear them in the most outlandish ways you can think of. A good shock from a monochrome wardrobe would be *deep breath*:

Find the most colorful silk shirt you can and wear it open over a white tee. Recommended colors include peacock blue, ruby red, grass green, gold, bright purple, navy blue, and crimson. These should be surprisingly easy to find at second-hand stores, as silks are almost synonymous with color. Then get a pair of blue jeans with a good deal of brightness and combine it with brand new white socks. Get a chain wallet and gold cross necklace. A fancy belt also doesn't hurt, so don't be afraid to dig out a dress belt, but make sure that you keep it unbuckled. Shoes should be either very dark (black/navy blue) or suede. Rings and watches can be added for extra accent, and should be colorful or shiny, so mood rings and North Crest metal watches are a good choice if you're strapped for cash. Wear this kind of outfit for as long as it takes for them to come to their senses. Ideally, you should have enough silk shirts to last a full week. You may even assign them days.

After a week of this, your family should be sufficiently blinded that they beg you to wear your own clothes. If not, another week is in order. If they aren't completely broken by then, they will be by the time the third week is up.