Chuck's Power
 

So Chuck has decided to throw his support behind Mike Huckabee...

Man, this election is over before it even begins. Its a well known fact that Chuck Norris is always right, and people who say he's wrong get roundhouse kicked into the next dimension.

The worst part is that when I saw this on the telly about a week back, Huckabee opened the interview by stating Chuck Norris 'facts'.

At this point I'm not sure whether to be terrified of Huckabee or support him.

But can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

Oh man more shit about Chuck Norris hell fucking yeah.

Weren't discussions of the unspeakable banned in here?

This doesn't give any real advantage to Huckabee, though. The guy is a phenomenon inside a series of tubes, and I've never considered celebrity influence to be enough to turn an election around.

Arnold Schwarzenegger.

I think that was only in versus threads.


Though an election COULD be taken as a versus thread... hmmm...

Forget Chuck Norris. I'm now thinking either McCain (He's got a son in the Marines) or Obama. (He's a little younger, and newer at the game, but he seems to catch on quick to things.)

I forgot we were talking about the United States. Silly me.

It's obvious that McCain is going to win, unless Eccles or 10nant interfere, because John McCain is the Master. I submit the following as proof:
http://punchup.files.wordpress.com/2...ohn_mccain.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v9...dw-utopia5.jpg