I changed my signup for the last time... Now he's an WWI veteran Mobster...

"The point isn't to die for your country - it's to make the other guy die for his!"

Hey your the guy who forced me to learn how to shoot with a gun... Grrr lucky bastard

The oldies know me. I'm the guy who made the first ending RP. THE first.

Jman is your god now.

Just changed my stats a little. Put Size down by one and Appearance up by one.

Alright, first off, I'll go back in a bit and grab those updated Sign-Ups.

Second, Sithdarth, you may be the only one who can repair weapons, but most weapons have no or a very low malfunction ratio, so it won't be needed too much.

Who is J Man? Well, you would probably be better off asking BM, IHMN, Celes, SS, or Jad for the full story since they all knew him (Or I assume so) before I ever heard of him, but the short of it is, we all used to RP as a group back on TWC, and when TWC went belly up, we all came here. J Man tried to join a Star Wars RP BM started up right before TWC died (This was the first time I had heard of him), and he seemed to be a really good RPer, since even though the RP never started, he started a battle in the sign up by force lightnining everyone into oblivion, causing a big RP fight to start. I won both when my lightsaber skills owned his (Booyah!) and when I pointed out his stat sheet had too many points and was incompatible, he exploded in a puff of logic... Similar to the one in the attachment...

Anyway, haven't seen or heard from him since, and now he finally drifted through the cosmos here it seems to wreck RP havoc once again...

And what was the RP you started that actually survived to the end?

JMan was a vet RPer. That's about it.

And I would not be proud of that RP ending JMan... Here is the ending.

Evil Guy: HAHAHAHAHA. I stab girl!
*Girl (Celes) gets stabbed*
Raiden's guy: NOOO! BLARG! I AM UNDONE!
*Raiden's guy dies instead of Celes' girl because of some random golden magic item heart thing*
Celes' girl: NOOOOOOOOO!
Evil guy: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
JMan's guy: Stab!
*JMan's guy stabs evil guy*
Evil guy: GASP!
*Evil guy (Who was in possesion of a god item which he was using) dies. Cave starts to collaspes on self*
Other people: We must leave!
Celes' girl: I can't leave because stalker boy's kid said "Are you mommy?" once and that means I love him!
Others: Ok, bye.
*Everyone leaves, cave collapses and Celes' girl dies*
*In heaven*
Raiden's guy: (Insert big corny speak about mushy crap and love here)
Celes' girl: Yay!
Raiden's guy's dead wife: Finnaly you died! Now we- Who is she?
Raiden's guy: Crap...
*Raiden's guy gets bitch slapped by both girls*
Both girls: LESBIAN TIME!



Ok, that last part was more or less decided by me (And SS/BM I think) because SS pointed out that plot hole (Raiden and Celes in heaven in love for ever, but completely forgetting about his old dead wife which looks exactly like Celes and is the basis of the whole 'love' thing). But before that (Meaning before dead wife comes) that is almost exactly how it ended.

Edit - Oh, and during it there was some romance between a wood elf ditz and a dwarf... Plus Celes was high elf, Raiden was dark elf.

*Snicker* You have a way with words IHMN...

Indeed, that would have been a very funny way to end an RP.

Hmm I hope that this Rp is going to end when either everyone is dead or when we finish it, and it doesn't just end because all teh players leave