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Forever Zero 03-16-2004 08:25 PM

Just to make sure you two know, if we ever face Cthulhu, I'm sure you two can guess who would fail their luck roles first...

Krylo 03-16-2004 08:25 PM

Convince lazy to delete his quotes of mine, and I'll delete mine.

And as for a good reason... umm... well, if this weren't the 1920s I'm sure I could think of something, but being as they didn't even get to wear the cute little fukus (the sailor uniforms), I'm drawing a blank.

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Just to make sure you two know, if we ever face Cthulhu, I'm sure you two can guess who would fail their luck roles first...
But IHMN and I have rather high luck rolls...

Forever Zero 03-16-2004 08:27 PM

If you roll it enough times, you always get a critical failure eventually...

lazy man 03-16-2004 08:27 PM

Alright, deleted posts, coming up.

EDIT- Which ones should I delete? Just those two?

Krylo 03-16-2004 08:29 PM

Aww... the GM is gonna cheat to get us eaten by a great old one... somehow, I don't feel safe anymore.

However, if I'm going to fail my luck roll anyway, I might as well just switch over to a japanese school girl, just so I can look forward to eventually disturbing the hell out of everyone in the RP as the tentacle monster attacks.

Forever Zero 03-16-2004 08:30 PM

Damn you, you are evil... It's a lose-lose situation... Unless something without tentacles eats you before we ever reach Cthulhu...

EDIT: I probably won't, I'm just in a sadistic, vile, angry mood cause I'm doing homework right now.

Krylo 03-16-2004 08:32 PM

Do you really want to make me seed disturbing images of things other than tentacled monsters and school girls into your mind just to cover all my bases?

Edit: Anything that mentions school girls. Dante should delete the one quote too.

Dante 03-16-2004 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by krylo
Aww... the GM is gonna cheat to get us eaten by a great old one... somehow, I don't feel safe anymore.

However, if I'm going to fail my luck roll anyway, I might as well just switch over to a japanese school girl, just so I can look forward to eventually disturbing the hell out of everyone in the RP as the tentacle monster attacks.


From CoC to La Blue Girl, eh?

"No! Stop! Get away from me!"

"HA HA HA NOW I SHALL THOROUGHLY VIOLATE YOUR BODY!"

"No! Get away! It stinks!"

"NONSENSE, FOOL GIRL! YOU KNOW YOU LIKE IT!"

Forever Zero 03-16-2004 08:35 PM

Hmm... I'm weakend by school work, so I don't know if I would pass my Insanity Check... Your good... But I have the manual as my aid, so I will think up something...

EDIT: Damn, there goes thought of homework out the window as I think up how to counter you...

Krylo 03-16-2004 08:40 PM

No matter what you think up I shall type this as my death post:

"Mitsuru's breathing was labored heavily, causing her ample bosom to rise and fall with each breath, as the _____[...]"

Well, you get the idea. If William Golding can make a rape scene out of a bunch of kids stabbing a pig, I can make one out of anything you throw at me.


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