Dear PVP
 

Having your cute talking animal character initiate a blood vendetta against Santa Claus was wonderfully imaginative and totally hilarious.

Ten years ago when Pete Abrams did it first.

I mean, come on.

As a webcomic kinda guy, I halfta admit that I wansn't a fan of this PVP storyline - same goes with the recent body switching antics of Applegeeks.

Scratch Fury is just a weak character to begin with.

Holy cow, I can't believe that was 10 years ago! I miss that whole storyline.

The real question is: why are you reading PVP at all?

Oh, burned by Brian! I love days like this, they renew my faith in humanity. :D

Because if I don't look, I'll still know it's there.

It's like Garfield in the newspaper. You know it isn't going to be funny, you know you're not going to like it. But it's there and it has to be read.

I prefer the Train Wreck Analogy:

Like a trainwreck, it's an utter orgy of [insert negative noun-form adjective], yet I still have this morbid curiosity that won't let me look away.

Wow, that is a total ripoff of Sluggy. Of course, I'm sure Kurtz will call it a "tribute".

I read PvP until I realized it wasn't very funny.