The Warring States of NPF - Duke Nukem Forever

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Duke Nukem Forever

Fo'realz.

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Last Saturday we had our annual company Christmas party. It was a lot of fun as usual but it featured one special surprise. It turns out that several people had been secretly working late nights and into the wee hours of the morning preparing a special video for those at the party. They created a short teaser for Duke Nukem Forever.
After seeing the teaser we thought it was something we should share with all of you and while it's just a teaser, rest assured more is coming.

Tomorrow, Wednesday the 19th, around noon CST, we will release the first teaser trailer from Duke Nukem Forever. To tide you over until then, here is a screen shot taken from the teaser.

Thank you for being fans of the game and for your continued patience.

I'd like to thank the people on the team that worked so hard to create this teaser and the friends of 3DR that helped create it (Jeremy Soule and Julian Soule, Frank Bry, Jason Evigan and of course, Jon St. John).

Edit for below: The server is just too busy because everybody in the internet is humping it at the same time.

Bruce Willis as Duke Nukem?

Also, your link is down. It would be nice to know what this is actually about.

It's down because the entire internet wants to know.

Wow. I'm so surprised and skeptical I'm actually speechless.

I mean it's impossible to make fun of Duke Nukem Forever at this point.

The link is/was 3DRealms announcing a teaser for release tomorrow.

I don't see what the big deal is, it's going to be six seconds of Duke Nukem punching through the DN logo and saying "Let's Get Dangerous" before it fades to black with white lettering saying "Duke Nukem Forever Coming Soon"

Also those arm textures are terrible.

Link from Kotaku.

And yeah it's going to be just "We're making Duke Nukem Forever", something they've been saying/showing for over a decade.

And even if the teaser is amazingly awesome it's not the first time they've released a trailer that went absolutely nowhere.

You guys remember that E3 video from 2001?

Color me unimpressed with this announcement, 3DRealms. Why can't you guys just let your joke die already?

It's not like releasing a trailer means the game is necessarily coming out. IGN still has the 2001 trailer up.

EDIT : Ninja'd by DFM, but the it's such a valid point it has to be made twice.

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Guys just to manage expectations...

This is a teaser. It's not a full blown trailer like the 2001 trailer (but something like that is coming). I tried to be clear about that in the message board post, so just bear in mind that it's a teaser

Enjoy.

So don't you guys get too excited yet, ya hear?

OK, somebody please answer this honestly: does anyone care about Duke Nukem anymore?