Saw, The Musical
 

Now, here me out.

Torture porn has pretty much died out. Its popularity crashed this past year. Maybe what it needs is to move to the stage.

Think about it. Torture porn movies were the studios' favorites these past few years since they were so cheap. This could work well for theatre, which doesn't have the budgets of movies.

Saw is especially good for this. The torture in it is either psychological or off-screen. It's mostly just the two guys in the bathroom. One set, limited actors, mostly dialouge... It's perfect.

Plus, a singing, dancing Jigsaw would rule.

You know it.

Well didn't we get that with that Sweeny Todd movie?

Yeah, but that's different. It's not torture porn. It's an opera about revenge.

I mean Saw, on stage, with music.

Last scene: Jigsaw gets up and sings the show-stopper: "I Was Alive the Whole Time, Bitch.

You write the script, I'll get you the hook-ups.

This is actually something that I would GO OUT OF MY WAY TO SEE. Sign me up to be killed!

You know what's funny, Masked Jedi says that torture porn's gone down in the past year - it's actually been up a bit in Japan....*sigh* except for those damn mosaic censors...

You ever make this, I will hunt you down and show you what torture is all about, seriously.

Andrew Lloyd Webber is bad enough...

They made an Evil Dead: The Musical and a Bat Boy: The Musical, so why not?

Aren't these a good example of why this should not be.

HEY! Don't dis Evil Dead the musical.

It kicked ass.

One of my goals in life is to see ED: The Musical. It's after the one where I cut off Bruce's hand and stick a chainsaw there.