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H2O... deadly chemical compund

Should we be surprised? This seems like less of an honest mistake, than outright stupidity...

"Can be deadly if accidently inhaled," I love it. That's very funny, and doesn't surprise me in the least. Someone better warn Bush. Terrorists might take advantage of this newly discovered chemical weapon.

this just in: a gang of teenage arabs, suspected of chemical terrorism, were arrest the other day. They were in possession of Supersoaker brand "chemical weapon dispersion devises" filled with the deadly chemical 'dihydrogen monoxide'.

President Bush gave a speech vowing to clamp down on "the evil doers who provided such weapons and chemical agents to these terrorist". Prominant democrats have criticised Bush for not doing enough to secure America's boarders, and cited the war in Iraq as possible motivation for the impending attacks this terrorist cell seemed prepared to commit.

A MoveOn.org press release said "While President Bush galavants aroudn the globe attackign innocent countries, American corporations are selling illegal chemical weapons to just about anyone with out any punishment. The real terrorists are americans"

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Hah! That's good, but you forgot to mention the part where he blames Canada for letting smugglers of the chemical through their border.

no no, Canada has to complain that the US's biggest export to Canada is polution... and vapors of the deadly chemical, 'dihydrogen monoxide'. (produces by our Big Businesses)

i forgot to mention the Enviromentalists calling for a provision in the Kyoto Treatythat limits the US's produciton of 'dihydrogen monoxide'.

Investigators have been able to find more than FIVE large bodies of this dangerous chemical in the United States alone. They've also found that a popular game amoung daredevil teenagers involves closing one's eyes, and immersing themselves fully in the substance while other members of the group attempt to confuse them. This dangerous sport, often played in secret gatherings is known by a slang term as, 'The Polo.'

Wasn't this type of thing brought up already in another thread?

Then Bush bans all fire departments since they are funding\aiding the terrorists by using 'dihydrogen monoxide' to "fight" fire

Oh jeez thats hillarious. We need more of this. Like really, I'd like to see the look on everyone's faces when someone with an IQ over 35 said "it's just water."

But that'll be my next prank. Knocking a cub outa someone's hands, and yelling out MY GOD DON'T TOUTCH THAT!!!

Personally, I think we should purge this Dihydrogen Monoxide stuff from existence. It's too threatening to humans. It can do things that no liquid can do to a human.