TORG ANGRY
TORG CRUSH

No Torg don't do it

TORG SQUISH LITLE KRYLO

Calm down Torg

*Tor calms down Torg*

Good boy

You killed Krylo! You Bastard. With Karate, I'll kick your ass frome here to Tienamen Square.

ME NOT KILL YET. TORG NICE. WHEN TORG MAD TORG SQUISH.

Now now Torg calm down

Alright, after a day away, intellectual capacity has been restored.

And I don't know how the RP will be able to move this fast since I will need to be reviewing peoples plans, rolling to see what people succeed at, informing them, and then they can post again. The RP itself will go a lot slower.

And don't make me summon up Cthulhu to put a stop the the reign of Torg...


Found this while flipping through the manual, and thought I would put it up...

Call of Cthulhu is the only role-playing game where...

... the Gamemaster says, "You see a large cave ahead", and the characters respond with, "I think my mother's calling me".

... the Gamemaster puts a miniature figure of an encounter monster on the table, and players don't have the faintest idea what it is.

... combat skills are the weakest abilities on every character sheet in the party.

... the most experienced characters have the highest movement rates.

... the big treasure of an adventure is a musty old book that eliminates your character from the next scenario just by looking at the pictures.

... there are no thieves in the party, by profession or otherwise.

... the part learns to "Summon Dimensional Shambler" even though they don't know what one is.

... the party summons a Dimensional Shambler before they learn that there is a binding spell to go with it.

... the party learns the summoning and binding spells for the Dimensional Shambler, but the caster goes insane after casting the summoning and is too flipped out to control the creature.

... halfway through the scenario, the investigators begin considering career changes - to grocery clerks or encyclopedia salesmen.

... party members would rather volunteer to throw themselves on a grenade then try out a newly-found magic item.

... the party sends a scout ahead and waits for the prearranged signal - a scream.

... once they hear the signal, they decide that this must be the wrong direction.

The Movement is true...You also don't see any thieves unless there really new. And when they steal something its usually the death of the group. Its a good thing my guy is tiny so he can escape easily. (size 5 hehe) Oh yeah and for future refrence if ANYONE in the party finds a book that says Necromicron on it do the party a favor, destroy it like the one ring...

Can't keep a copy of the Necronomicron? Well, Jad will de disappointed by that...

Hey, just FYI, but I won't be around monday or tuesday (or friday, saturday, or sunday for that matter). So uh... I hope I don't get left behind. (I might be around monday morning though)

And I'll stop being lazy and actually finish my character bio, I've been kinda putting it off because this is a very stressful time, since spring break is next week and the teachers are bombarding us with projects, homework, and due dates... *is stressed*

I don't know if I will get into a college... I can teach you life lessons about stress...

But you can just be a silent ally, and when you get back you can take over control again at whatever point we are at. However if we are on an investigation by the time you come back, you might be left behind at the base and you'll need to jump in at the next scenario...

Only Saddness Fear Lies and bad things comes from the necromicon. I know this because our group had found it. And our leader read from it. So for future refrence don't read. Pretend your Illiterate.

I could teach many things about stress, but we don't want to go there. ^^;;

Alright. I don't mind jumping in at the next scenario if I have to.


About character creation, I would doubt my character would have a college degree because back then women didn't go to college very often, right? So I would only get 12 EDU points at the most? >_<;