I'm sure I'm not the only girl turned on by BM's evil homicidal ways.

If I did ever get with BM though, I'd have to employ some sort of device/magic that forces him to obey me and become my slave. An evil homicidal slave...my dream guy!

Not before he Hadokens' you to oblivion

:bmage:

Must you ruin my dreams?

Hey, we're all disciples of BM here. Isn't that what he would want us to do?

.... yeah I have no reply for that one

Advantage: NachoManLance! :rmage:

Not only would BM rather die. If you did manage to do that he would no longer be BM. He would be the broken shell of BM

Well noted, Aerozord. As if he didn't recieve enough damage standing within ten miles from Fighter

:fighter: : Let's be best friends!
:bmage: : We're who da what, now?

By "rather die" I hope you were reffering to the mind control matter and not me. Hmph!

And no one said I would completely control his mind, just make it so he HAS to obey... Evr read Ella Enchanted? It'd be like that except he'd only listen to me.

You still forget, this is Black Mage we're saying. Even if you tried getting between his plans to shack it up with White Mage, he'd probably Hadoken you faster than he would Fighter.

...I may be wrong with the Fighter bit. Mibad.