If this was we all would have said adios to are sanity looooong ago. I think my breaking point would have been just a short while ago...But its not so were all sane. At least for now...

*Sniif* You make Sulk sad... Me no ugly, me just misunderstood...

Now Sulk smash puny things that insult him, RAR! *Flattens J Man and his Pocket Knife of DOOOOM!*

It's ok Sulk. I understand the pain of being alone in the world... I even wrote a poem about it:

Trapped in a mundane existance
The pain of my magical essence
All alone in this world
My soul becomes unfurled.
Death is all that awaits me
Darkness take me to my destiny.

(Damnit... that's actually too good for goth poetry. I'd make it shittier, but I'm lazy... and it's already pretty shitty.)

*takes 999999999999999999999 damage* *loses all of his hitpoints* *dies*

Maybe you wanna make it something like this:

I am sad
Nobody likes me
I hate my parents
I wear black all the time
Society sucks
Kill preps


I actually kinda agree with the last line.

No... it has to at least SORTA sound like poetry. Meh... too lazy.

If you wanted to make it worse, Krylo, all you would have to do is make it into the dreaded 'Goth Teen Angst Poem.'

Observe:

Trapped in a mundane existance
The pain of my magical essence
All alone in this world
My soul becomes unfurled.
Death is all that awaits me
Darkness take me to my destiny

My boyfriend is dreamy ...

See how easy that was?

For some reason, I'm reminded of Elf Only Inn and their goths: http://elfonlyinn.keenspace.com/cast.html http://elfonlyinn.keenspace.com/goths.html

I'm lazy, but I think I know how to poetfy J Man's poem.

I am sad-y
Nobody likes me-y
I hate my parents-y
I wear black all the time-y
Society sucks-y
Kill preps-y

How that sound? Don't make me actually have to try at this.

My god! That's brillia... wait... Goths have boyfriends? Since when did they gain the capacity to date?

I'd also like to make the disclaimer that it took me between 30 seconds and 2 minutes to write that 'poem'...