Perfect.

Or how about Goth Existentailism Angst Poetry?

The world
Black
All Black It is a
swallowing hole

meaningless lifeless pointless ...

Black Swallowing Meaningless Hot Boyfriend Lifeless Pointless

My boyfriend is so dreamy ...

There are two disturbing things Demon. Firstly that you know enough about Goths and their poetry to write it so well... and secondly that you're always talking about hot boyfriends. Especially the way you're always picking on IHMN and trying to get him to recognize you...

Is there something you want to tell us? Like that you're a gay goth?

Behold Secret technique number two of Spirits old forum. *Lens flare* The Haiku Insult Dun Dun Duunnn!

I hate myself I (pause)
Cry Myself to sleep tonight (pause)
I like to wear black...(end)

In my old forum that was considered one of the harsher flames. I don't know why though. Its not my best I must admit but hey I have to save the good stuff...

Edit. I am not going to write A haiku for that...maybe...

I'm secure in my manhood enough to admit that IHMN doesn't even remotely give me 'stock.'

I'm also an accomplished writer. I've seen my share of crappy teen poetry to know how to emulate it. Copy, rather. Just take a creative writing course (if your school or college offers it) and you'll see enough bad teen angst poetry to know how to copy/emulate it too.

edit - and since most bad angst poetry is written by girls, it almost always has something to do with how dreamy their boyfriend/secret crush is.

I took one in highschool, and I'm not in college. However, I never read anyone else's poetry. When I was suppose to, I arbitrarily wrote a random comment "Rhythm and meter" or some such, and passed it back.

And I still think you're an ex-goth... who likes boys.

No matter how brightly the sun may shine,
Happiness is not ever meant to be mine,
For no matter how much light there is,
In the end shall come the darkness,

Though we live days bathed in the suns glory,
Night comes inevitably,
And when the time comes for the no tomorrow,
Will shall all be engulfed by eternal sorrow.

There, there's my attempt at it. Somehow, though, I could not bring myself to mention a dreamy boyfriend.

Behold the Demon Haiku!!!

I am a writer (Pause)
I am in college not goth (pause)
and I AM SECURE (end)

Edit I am not going to make any weird comments involving Boyfriends because it takes up to many sylables (<-- I think thats wrong)

(To Celes' last post)

You wouldn't know that Tasuh is half-demon. Only clue you would have is the acid spit thing, and it sounded like she assumed it was the potion.

Edit -

Life's a bitch and then you die.

Sweet, Angry Jesus! That is totally going to be made into a shirt!

Glee!

(I'm not in college either, though. I was ... but, alas, no more.)