You're German, you never had it to begin with.

Martin Luther says otherwise.

Also the coolness of ones bike being decided by its number of gears. I miss my 40 speed.

SHAME ON YOU ALL FOR NOT MENTIONING REBOOT.

Also Sam and Max, The Tick, and.. was Freakazoid canceled before 2000?

Video games haven't been as innovative as they were when 3D was new. I miss that feeling.

Seconded on Blues Clues. I miss Steve.

Spongebob Squarepants. When the hell did they start making 3-part episodes, and how can I kill that time period?

Polly Pocket. It went from super-choking-hazard fun to some weird posable fashion diva chick thing. I wouldn't mind so much if there were any resemblance at all to the original.

Kid channels. Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network used to be enjoyable.

Speaking of Reboot...

I miss when Toonami was cool. I of course have graduated from them now but they still introduced me to some cool shows and a whole new world of stuff to watch.

Yeah, and "The N" used to be "Noggin," which showed educational kid's programming including the aforementioned Bill Nye and Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?. Far cry from the Degrassi-clone shit they've been showing ever since the change over, eh?

REBOOT!

Jeez, Gigabite used to be the scariest thing in the world. The world. To a kid the world is a pretty big place, and to me, Gigabite was the scariest thing in it.

You now understand what an intimate relationship I had with computers growing up.

Speaking of which-Lemmings.

Right on. Phil was always cool, I miss him. And then Pat later on, as well as Cool Guy. They were always good for some laughs.

You gotta love it when they make things better.