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adamark 01-08-2008 11:13 AM

If he abducted her from her house, that shows planning and forethought, so this guy definitely made some poor choices. Given my extensive experience watching Law & Order, I am confident I could prosecute this case with one arm tied behind my back and get a conviction. Throw the book at him!

DFM 01-08-2008 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Lady Cygnet
A successful insanity plea in Texas will keep him off of death row...but anyone using that defense without actually being insane probably never watched One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.

I'm kinda hoping the Texas Institute for Mental Health has progressed a little beyond that nightmarish stuff.

Mike McC 01-08-2008 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by adamark
If he abducted her from her house, that shows planning and forethought, so this guy definitely made some poor choices. Given my extensive experience watching Law & Order, I am confident I could prosecute this case with one arm tied behind my back and get a conviction. Throw the book at him!

Yes, because Law & Order is an astoundingly accurate portrayal of reality.

Hatake Kakashi 01-08-2008 02:51 PM

In any case, it's quite evident that this one needs to fry. And by fry, I don't mean more parts of his now ex-girlfriend. I might be a bit outdated, but any man who could do this to a woman needs to be eliminated ASAP.

People like this are a blight on humanity, regardless of how good of a script it could make for Hollywood (ironically, ALSO a blight on humanity).

Raiden 01-13-2008 02:52 PM

Cannibals are crazy. I don't really know what can drive a person to kill and then EAT another person. I mean, I like meat more than is probably healthy...but I can walk to the store. And not kill a woman. It's...just easier.

Wyndon 01-13-2008 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Raiden
Cannibals are crazy. I don't really know what can drive a person to kill and then EAT another person. I mean, I like meat more than is probably healthy...but I can walk to the store. And not kill a woman. It's...just easier.

But he was -lazy-! What, then, would you in all fairness, do?

Cook your girlfriend? Duh! When hunger pangs strike, they must satiated, laziness or not!

Telephalsion 01-13-2008 04:37 PM

There are after all, lot's of tastier varieties of meat.

Frostatine 01-13-2008 04:42 PM

Maybe he had a vore fetish and was mad at his ex for dumping him.

What else could have possibly happened?

Long-Haired Narcissist 01-13-2008 04:57 PM

In the man's own words: "I like my women like I like my coffee, ground up and in the freezer."

Eldezar 01-13-2008 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by adamark
so this guy definitely made some poor choices.

Of course he did, he was supposed to use the nearby horse rancher, then he could have made her into chili.


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