You May Have An Account On NPF If...
 

Your forum signature is a quote of someone else on the forum.
You know full well what RaiRO is, even though you don't play it.
You can see what someone else said and know who they are without reading their names.
You are well aware what a Yoda Dog is, but do not know its function or purpose.
You have a built-in knowledge of the Douche-O-Meter.
You always come back.

If you use the forum as a means to guage how well and quickly you type. Let alone learn how to type so it becomes second nature to you.
If you use the forum to learn new ways of typing like with one hand as I am currently doing.
If you started talking to some of the forumites outside of the forum.

If you read the forums.

Geez people! It's not that hard to tell!

You know what YCI stands for but not what it means. I mean, what it really, truly, MEANS.

You can name at least two avatar bandwagons.

You have nightmares about being banned.

If Fifthfiend hates you

If you've ever been banned but mysteriously able to post afterwards.

If you know the horror of the F5 button mash.

If you go into the PLaying games section only to find that the combined might of RT and Meister and Fenris controlling the horror of the title of the Smash bros thread.

If you know that Seil's posts usually contain more pictures than text.

Not necessarily, his wrath is not limited to NPFers.

If you're on one of the 3 or so websites that use Yaplet consistently.
If you know what the difference between banned and FUCKING BANNED! is.
If you are FREAKIN' AWESOME!

As a sort of side note: If you know what HoRP is , and why Fenris is always scolding Demetrius for talking about it.

If websites have been made, just to solidify the best RP you've ever been in.

If you've attended any sexay parties with other NPFers on different message boards.