If you've banned Bellsouth Minion.

Freak to you, freak to me.
 

Not really. Just because I mentio

Yeah, I used to think html was hard. Then I spent a week here. It's almost like I'm thanking NPF, but not quite.

If Roy D Mylote owes you 50 Schrutebucks.

If you've ever been put in a comic about NPF. (Zapping Kakashi behind his back was hilarious. To me.)

If you've ever stopped yourself in real life and went "If I post about this, I could get some good rep".

If you've lurked in the RP forums, waiting for a new post in your RP. Even if no one's online.

If you've whored for rep back when that was possible
if you've got some good rep
...and some bad rep
if you've been virtually stabbed atleast once
if you have a secret superhero identity

If you think nuklear is the right way to spell nuclear.

If you frequently visit here only to look at the time a seeming 5 minutes later and go "WHERE THE FUCK DID MY DAY GO?"

Your ability to do so is why they call it "fiction." Just like the Desert Eagle bit for DWAGH. Then he was made into a zombie. Ha! Your karmic penance is nigh, Raiden!

I think Zarber's comic was the only complete or continually-running series that I've been in where I haven't been killed in a ridiculously unbelievable fashion.

Yeah, I keep seeing all these stories on CNN or whichever news station the TV is tuned to, and I'm like "Yeah, I saw this days ago on the NPF. Old."

Well, to be fair, I think that says more about CNN than NPF.