If you've banned Bellsouth Minion.

Freak to you, freak to me.
 

Not really. Just because I mentio

Yeah, I used to think html was hard. Then I spent a week here. It's almost like I'm thanking NPF, but not quite.

If Roy D Mylote owes you 50 Schrutebucks.

If you've ever been put in a comic about NPF. (Zapping Kakashi behind his back was hilarious. To me.)

If you've ever stopped yourself in real life and went "If I post about this, I could get some good rep".

If you've lurked in the RP forums, waiting for a new post in your RP. Even if no one's online.

If you've whored for rep back when that was possible
if you've got some good rep
...and some bad rep
if you've been virtually stabbed atleast once
if you have a secret superhero identity

If you think nuklear is the right way to spell nuclear.

If you frequently visit here only to look at the time a seeming 5 minutes later and go "WHERE THE FUCK DID MY DAY GO?"

Your ability to do so is why they call it "fiction." Just like the Desert Eagle bit for DWAGH. Then he was made into a zombie. Ha! Your karmic penance is nigh, Raiden!

I think Zarber's comic was the only complete or continually-running series that I've been in where I haven't been killed in a ridiculously unbelievable fashion.

Yeah, I keep seeing all these stories on CNN or whichever news station the TV is tuned to, and I'm like "Yeah, I saw this days ago on the NPF. Old."

Well, to be fair, I think that says more about CNN than NPF.

You turn in a paper about sources of energy in which every single mention of nuclear is spelled with a k.

Edit: Oh shit, I thought I was being original.

How does one get in those comics, btw?

I'd probably read them more often if I was in them :P

Also, I often wonder if you guys have accounts on luelinks.net or if you visit there, because there's often a lot of crossover with the news stories.

If:
Skulls have taken on a new meaning for you.
You have bags under your eyes from "one more thread."
"Sleep" registers in your brain as a misspelling of "sheep."

If you spend half of your bloody day lurking about, only to realize that you can't remember the last time that you actually added something to the conversation.

First off, you need a sprite represention.

You come in on your break, even though it's probably not the greatest idea and doesn't last long. :sweatdrop

If you've ever killed a man because he looked like Fifth or Pyros.

Yeah. You fuckers got lucky.

You're supposed to be doing internet research for a big project... and your browser magically ends up on NPF.

A while back someone asked me why I've never posted in the Camwhore thread.

And now you know.

Little known trivia: Fifth's avatar is him.

Now you know.

I'm still riding on the lack of a tangible form.