So, WMXX has come and gone...
 

Am I THE only one on this forum, ye, the 8-bit spectator world who actually CARED about Wrestlemania XX? Am I THE only one who understood the significance? Am I the only one who thought it was funny that the greatest part of the Lesnar / Goldberg match wasn't the match, but the crowd itself making fun of the wrestlers?

Am I going to get flamed because I likes da' wrasslin'?

Did you even know I was talking about professional wrestling until the above line?

Do I have too many rhetorical questions?

Who wants to be a millionaire?

Ive fallen out of wrestling in the past year or so. I went to the Wrestlemania in houston. 15 or 16 i think. I was a bigger fan of ECW back in the day. now those were some crowds that made fun of wrestlers. from chanting "Little Ceasar's" when ever Little Guido would come out, to chanting "She's got herpies" when someone would talk about his vallets chastity. man, those were the good old days, days long gone.

im kinda confused about wrestling now, theres two sets of belts? one set for each show?

Guh. It's crap now. What happened to Kane?! He used to be cool! No more mask.

Honestly I wish it was more entertaining. It's just a soap opra with more fake punches and less yelling.

I'll watch it every now and then. I was a fan back in the days of the Ultimate Warrior. Of course, I was a little kid back then, so I still thought it was real. I still have all those old action figures: Hogan, Warrior, the Rockers, Hacksaw Jim Dugan, "Macho King" Randy Savage, the Bushwackers, Earthquake, Brutus "the Barber" Beefcake, and so on and so forth.

I lost interest in the modern era when the Hardy Boys and Edge/Christian stopped having those kick ass ladder matches.

Look no further Mattista (Clever fusion of Matt Hardy and Batista I think)
for Slightly Above Average Man has seen all of WMXX on Pay Per View and I've been looking for a post like this forever!

I totally appreciate what had happened in WM.
The Goldberg Lesnar match was hillarious, everyone was all hyped up for it, but then they did nothing for 20 minutes before Goldberg (or as I like to call him, The Badger) speared Lesnar to hell!

My opinions of each match:

1. Big Show vs. John Cena

Pissed me off! (Big show fan) but also predictable. Show had the title for months now and it was time for a change. I wish it wasn't Cena though. Death to all wiggers!

2.Booker T & RVD win in Tag team Fatal Four way:

BOOYA! *points to shoulders* "Rob Van Dam
loved this match, and I lover their double team.

3.Molly Holly gets her head shaved by Victoria.
F*cking awesome!

4.Eddie vs. Angle
Didn't care. hate them both. Angle:"you are latin, you must die."
Eddie:"you look like Mr. Clean... Homes!"

5.Lesnar vs Goldberg
first part sucked, but the double spear/double stunner cured all that ailed me.
p.s. Where do those beers keep coming from? I think Austin's Telekinetic!

6.Kane vs. Taker
Tombstone! Mudda Fuggaaaaaaaaa!
awesome way to end it, but taker still looks like the Bikertaker, I was hoping for a return of Old Skool taker.

7.Christian vs Jericho
biggest disappointment ever.
I now hate Trish, but I'd still do her. Christian should have tapped out to the Walls of Jericho, But I would have been happy if he had landed the Lionsault.

8.Triple threat: HHH vs HBK vs Benoit!
GO RABID WOLVERINE! but I was still constantly chanting "sweet chin music! sweet chin music! sweet chin music!" it's about time a Canadian held the title again!

9.playboy match:
come on, what guy didn't like this?

10.Scotty 2 Hotty & RaKishi wins
good stuff. would have liked to see a worm though.

11.Evolution vs. Rock n Sock connection:
would have liked Rock n sock to win, but I'm just glad I got to see a Rock Bottom and see Flare jiggle when he got hit by the Peoples Elbow.

I'll watch it if nothing else is on, but only to laugh at it. Wrestling has turned into a bad soap opera were the people hit eachother in a ring with chairs every now and then.

Actually, my name's a fusion of Batista and Matt Morgan. No, not the wrestler Matt Morgan (he's on Smackdown). My real name is Matt Morgan. Yeah. I thought I was gonna die when I heard there was a wrestler who had my exact name. Anyway.

Yeah. I watch the show because I hope to be in the business someday, either as a commentator or maybe as an actual wrestler. It sounds crazy, but I'm a fairly skilled actor (I went to state in Humorous Duet and Original Oratory, with OO being completely about speaking / writing ability), and I'm not in HORRIBLE shape. I like to keep up with things, see who's being booked how, who's a face these and who's a heel, etc.

I was disappointed with the Undertaker. The entrance was pimptastic and all, but I expected full old-school-Undertaker garb. I'm talkin' like, gloves, button up shirt, the whole thing. Now he looks like...I don't know...Taker: Texas Deadman. I'm glad the Underbiker phase has passed, though.

Long live Chris Benoit. The only reason that HHH held the title for so long was that he's married to Vince McMahon's daughter (no kidding. They're married in real life, and between HHH and Steph, they have more say backstage as far as the script goes than everybody else combined. Ever notice how HHH almost NEVER loses, unless the opponent cheated or it was a Triple Threat where the other guy got pinned? Yeah. I thought I was gonna pass out when HHH lost cleanly).

I miss WCW and ECW. That's EXACTLY why the WWE isn't as good nowadays. No competition. No competition = No need to be good. Vince is running an unchallenged monoply. Hopefully, NWA-TNA will get a TV deal (I heard they were arranging things with FOX for a show on FOX Sports). Then Sosa can tune in and laugh at the ICP wrestling.

Yeah, you heard me (or read me) right. Violent J. Shaggy 2 Dope. Insane Clown Posse. Wrestling. NWA-TNA. You can order it for like, three bucks on PPV every wednesday. Funny stuff.

Yeah, Triple H sucks. Up here the Game is what people hunt! I just can't respect any guy who's name sounds like it should be pronounced "HHHHHHHHHH."

I love HBK, but what the hell is up with him bleeding at every pay per view? I swear there has to be a blood bank backstage.

JR: ...and Triple H gets off the Pedegree! Shawn Michaels is now cracked open!
King: but it was benoit who got pedegree'd!?

I swear some day he's going to spontaniously crack open in the middle of his entrance one day! :D

Edit: Bret Hart recently did an interview on Off the Record with Michael Landsburg, in which he revealed that in the time he was in the WWF, HHH always "had his nose shoved so far up Vince's ass."
his words exactly... no word of a lie!

(he he he, HHH's nose looks like a potato! :D )

Wrestlemania? You talking about that gay porn show that's on every night?

My dad calls it a soap opera for males.

Kevin Nash should come back and tag with Shawn. They could form the Spontaneous Injury Coalition (SIC).

Kevin Nash can't do a match without breaking something.
Shawn Michaels can't do a match without bleeding all over the place.