Scott Kurtz locates the Golden Mean of banality
 

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Look into the abyss, and despair.

Every day Kurtz tries to fill the abyss with pies.

My favorite part is how he copypasta'd that laugh bubble just to fill a panel.

It wasn't just a copy and paste! He resized it a little bit too. Probably worked up a mighty sweat doing that, I'm betting.

Also, It's just a rule that I have, but I hate cats that look more like gophers than cats.

Wow.

Didn't poking fun at Garfield get old in 1989?

Two of those comics belong on there, but don't necessarily belong on a top 5 list.

Isn't being mean to Scott Kurtz like kicking a poor defenceless puppy?
I mean yes he's not very good but he's always going to be poor and thus to continually poke fun of him is a bit mean and not that useful of a thread.

Man, who said anything about useful?

But the thread will just descend into who can be most creative in their insults! Think of the horror