*is suddenly missing 10 pocket knives* ARGH!!! *goes crazy and stabs TheSpirit over and over* *POCKET KNIFE FRENZY GO!!!* Diediediediediedie!!!

I'm pretty sure they are about as made up as Jessie James was. (and he's not made up, I'm pretty sure)

But personally. I like my version of a BAR better....
(or if you're a hillbilly, "BAR" could be the hillbilly version of "Bear".)


EDIT: *has Peter the Bear (AKA Pete the Bar) standing nearby for protection against knife insanity.* Pete-pete-peterrr. (don't ask)

YAAAAAAAH!!!! *leaps onto Cthulhu and stabs it, leaving the knife in the flesh and then pulling out another and stabbing and then pulling out another and stabbing.........*

*A mildly annoyed Cthulhu is now standing there with 690 pocket knives stuck in his leg... He than eats J Man* (You do know Cthulhu is like 20 stories tall...)

A bar isn't so much an SMG as it is a light machine gun

Now I relize why I couldn't find it, I was looking at SMGs, here it is in the MGs.

Yep, it is a light weapon. It's the only one that avoides the MG penalty of needing a 16 STR and a 16 SIZ to handle them effectivly. It is also sort of odd for an MG though with it;s 20 bullet capacity...

Spirits spirit goes over to FZ. Well you don't see this everyday. The Ghost of a Ghost and elder god with almost 700 pocket knifes in his leg...Nice job...

It weighs 19 pounds unloaded and the makers expected you to carry it with no support. They also had 250 round capacity but you only put that one when you were entrenched. 20 rounds other wise is good enough when on patrol.

*gets eaten*

Demon - "I think I found a way around Cthulhu's spells. What you have to understand is, Cthulhu's precise wards are tied to wood, mortar, plaster... Various mundane materials that share one important quality. They can all be blown up."
Zero - "Demon, that's always your plan!
Demon - "Its more of a philosophy."

And how!