It's actually a much longer list than the things I publicly hate about everybody.

More or less... probably "less"

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Man Otaku Son is possibly the greatest man to grace the internet, except by greatest, I mean creepy.

A loveable jerk though!...who doesn't update his comic...ok maybe just a jerk...XD

Mff, bgkh, BWAHAHAHA! That "Otaku's last stand" thing was too great. It's pretty hard to believe that's actually real. Definetly in the wiki. Some people's undoing is just annoying or depressing all around (Iyeru, creepy even after his banning), but his defiance to the end is the best. Krylo, you're now a +5 kickass mod in my eyes.

Oh it was real...I was there! I just didn't post or anything...it was back during a lurking phase of mine...Also I don't think anything I could have said would have made it better...long story short...it's real and Otaku was as big a douchebag as they come...

I think the only thing that Fifth hates about me is the utter lack of things he hates about me. At least, until he reads this post. Then, he'll hate me because of how right I am, and the paradox I have created will obliterate Nuklepedia and Otaku makes me laugh I gotta go read more of that.

You underestimate him. Drastically.

Also, since this didn't seem to get linked directly, here's more Otaku goodness.

Well I said it before, but I'll say it again;

If anyone's article will be the first to get locked out due to ridiculous edits, it'll probably be yours. If only because I know how much you hate the whole "12th Annual How Much We Love Fifthfiend" threads that used to be so common.

Hell if you want me to I can make that your article and lock it out myself.

I hadn't actually read the Otaku Son stuff before, but...

Its actually kind of sad that his behavior and the way he talked kind of reminded me of myself years and years ago. I mean, its kind of sad for him that he reminds me of myself when I was, like, ten years old, but...I'm ashamed.

That said, those threads are hilarious (Now, at least) and Krylo gets a hug.

Anyway. Do we really want to give him more attention? I'd say there is a pretty good chance he still surfs the forums, and we don't really want to flatter him with the attention of giving him his own Wiki article. Feeding a troll, I believe its called. I mean, it would be heavily belated, but...