Save my son!
 

I'm not kidding, this is freaky.

My son has a new crib, a 'big boy' crib 'cause he grew too large for his baby bassinet. So we took the toys down from the top shelf of our closet to put onto his crib. There's this toy with a mirror and spinny things and such.

I has music and voice options. The voice option had us rolling around in giggle fits.

Why?

Find out for yourselves!

I'm not the only one who thinks this is a little...naughty, right?

Oh, and for all those who remember me - hello. Samuel is nearing 6 months now.

Picture of Sam.

O_o

I think it's more creepy than naughty. It kinda sounds like a female Michael Jackson.

Also, I feel vaguely unmasculine for cooing over a baby. Several times. Your kid is really cute.

It does sound a bit on the naughty side. Rather seductive, a bit too risqué for one so young. But then again, why wait for his innocence to shatter when he reaches his teenage years when this toy can get all that nonsense out of the way right now?

It's a gift to have that thing around, really.

Judging from Sam's expression in the picture, I'd say the crib has already had a profound effect on him.

well, put that Audio clip together with that picure, and you wont have a thing to worry about.. he was BORN a player... or Playah

Reminds me of Sam Vimes.

Voice seems a bit naughty. With the giggle and whatnot.

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*blink*
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*listens again*
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ok I say this way too often about baby furniture. That's disturbing.

If posting too much cute was a federal crime, you'd be a lifer, Rai Rai. Also, in regards to crib problem, yes it's creepy, but I have the perfect solution: Buy a new crib that won't turn your kid into a diaper-wearing womanizer.

Only on NPF can we discover the true nature of furniture.

btw, cute Kid RaiRai

Heh, I like his hat.