No. Just no. Not EVEN in your dreams you freggin freak.

Actually, if you've played his game, you realise Tingle has the biggest amount of bitches Nintendo has ever conceived, and yes all of them are female.

Tingle is the biggest motherfucker in Nintendo's neighbourhood. He's a fucking stallion, the bastard.

Nintendo of America says we're not allowed Pimp Tingle, possibly forever.

But meh, at least I get...wait, what do I get? Brawl before EUR/AUS? Ha, whoop de doo.

I blame NOA regardless.

Not if us Euros get the Wii Freeloader.

The sequel to Smash Kingdom is out. It's not as funny as the first one, but the final skit makes it all worth it: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/428847

Hi,

I've been lurking here the past couple months, stuck at my boring temp job, wanting to read about Smash Bros. but nearly every videogame-related site is blocked. Except this place! So it's kind of kept my insanity for the game in check, hearing you guys talk and joke about it, etc. Anyway, in a tiny effort to "give back," I thought I'd mention that I just bought the game ten minutes ago, and if any of you live in NYC I'll gladly give you the location of the podunk little store that broke the street date.

I realize being a new poster, you have no reason to believe me, really (or possibly even care), but if anyone lives close enough to downtown NYC to go take a look, feel free to ask me while I'm stuck at work the next three. agonizing. hours.

Apologies for all of you who do not live in NYC and feel I am at best a malovent entity created solely to taunt them.

Oh and uh, hi! Nice to meet all of you.

Dude, screenshots.

Also welcome.

Also, yeah, why the hell is NPF never blocked? Is it just that blocking systems can tell instantly that we're not as pure satan as the rest of the intarwebz?

Must be cause we're awesome.
Are you kidding? Dedede was awesome in every possible way. Waddle Dees don't work like that.

Tournament is tomorrow.

Jesus CHRIST I am so pumped. Now I just have to remember!

Good luck on that tomorrow. Make us proud. And remember, whatever happens, you'll still have us here to play all night. I'm looking forward to it, actually.