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A friend o' mine commented that "she's not trying to be a sex object in SSBB". There's one simple thing I have to say to anyone who uses said argument: Look at her goddamn taunts.
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To be fair, Samus has always been about the whole "Watch me take off my armor." Now that they made it a part of the game to where she's actually a playable character everyone's all "SEX OBJECT!"
EDIT: Hell, for that matter, Samus is fully clothed. It may be in a bodysuit, but remember most fighting games have the entire female cast in bikinis one way or another. Smash Bros actually is less sexual then most, people are just focusing on what's new. |
Sakurai had to make up for deciding Ridley was not to be playable. I think he made a good compromise with Zamus.
Video comparing everyone's speed. I'm surprised Ike can keep up with Squirtle: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNdLECu0Zh4 Snake VS Snake. Wow: http://youtube.com/watch?v=GHtc80Q5hIA |
Everybody's all "SEX OBJECT!"? Because she isn't presented as such? The game has to grow with the audience, right? Pfft.
It's cheapening the character. I don't remember Samus ever having sexual overtones of "watch me take my armor off". She was a bounty hunter in power armor who happened to be a female. The whole "Samus Gender Revelation" was to be different and shock the audience. I'm not prudish, I'm not naive, I'm not against sex. This is just selling out the character to get a few extra sales. |
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But cheapening the character? When has Samus ever had any 'character' anyway? The most dialog she's ever had was in Metroid Prime 3 and the self-reflection in Zero Mission and Super. I mean really, if you're going down that path, she's a do-it-yourself loner bounty hunter girl, and now that she's actually expressing her sexuality you say it 'cheapens' her because she's not the verbally mute enigma? Okay like maybe if her taunt consisted of her bending over, arching her back, wiggling her breasts and winking at the opponent, sure. But I don't see how giving her an alternate costume that isn't her Power Suit 'cheapens her' because it happens to be form-fitting. I'm sure nobody would blink twice if her suit was something akin to Raiden's MGS4 outfit, what with cybernetic enhancements and a visor-helmet. You may as well make the same claim about Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games, what with all the bikini-clad Nintendo/Sega characters. |
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How many times have we had this discussion in the smash threads now? Comparison between Fox, Falco and Wolf: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=je7SQpO2V_Y |
Yeah, that's it, you figured it out. I'm afraid of Samus expressing her sexuality. You discovered my secret, Mirai, I don't want women to be independent or convey their own personalites. Please, please don't state that she's "expressing her sexuality" and that I just feel it "cheapens the character".
I preferred the "do-it-yourself, enigma girl" Samus, I guess. But whatever, I'm sure I'll just be made into the enemy here. I'm not going to argue. I've made my stance. Oh, and Mario and Sonic? Please, that's just silly. |
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So I don't believe that the "let's all look up Peach's dress lol" crowd taking a run at Zamus can be laid at Nintendo's feet. Damn near every other game ever sexes up their female characters, these fans are so used to it that it's the primary lens through which they evaluate any visibly female character. They're full of shit, but it ain't Nintendo's shit. |
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Moving on. Not much Kirby videos around, still. I'm curious if he's any more improved than last time. |
Kirby demonstration video. Quite a bit of combo potential. There's a random free-for-all match at the beginning, though:
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Awesome. They increased his range and fixed all his sucktastic moves. I like the 'sliding' property on out-of-range Inhale, and the improved Air Hammer gives him a nice Big Finish attack.
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Looks like either a video game award ceremony in Germany, or a European release date. Maybe both.
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Kirby's Final Smash has an annoyingly large radius. You have to be miles away to not get sucked up by it.
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It says Germany gets the game in June 6th. Don't know if it'll be the same in other countries.
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However, I have seen vids where the whole thing can be spot-dodged/sidestepped/whatever... the timing is a pain though. |
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Does anyone still check the Dojo by the way? I do. And today it's Falco, with a special emphasis on how his Final Smash is subtly different from Fox'. Which is pretty neat I think. |
I like how the entire cast has been Luigified, especially Falco and Wolf. It's not what I was hoping for, but it's at least significant enough to appease me for now.
'Cept Ganondorf. I still don't understand him. |
Okay, so, yesterday I went to a friend's house and wow. I played melee. I played amazingly well for the first time on it, apparently. And guess what? I played with Peach and Game & Watch. Really liked them. C. Falcon seemed... A bit odd.
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I still check it, since every once in a while something new arises. As for the update, I really like Falco's model. Let's celebrate it, shall we? |
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LUIGI'S FINAL SMASH NOW OFFICIALLY KICKS ASS. As does Sakurai's entry for Luigi's Mansion. Hehehheeee. |
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Well shit I think I deserve it. Still, why the fuck does NoE not give a fucking release date?! They already said Mario Kart Wii will come out before the summer! Bunch of bastards.
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Sakurai didn't get what he wanted! How can you not let him have what he wanted!? |
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Oh well, I don't think June is too far off, unless they decide to be truly gigantic douches about it. |
There are some things so incredible, so frightening, so... something... that no word in any known language can accurately describe it as a whole.
Super Smash Bros. Brawl is one such thing. |
Nana and Popo (probably) play differently from each other. I'm a happy man to know they got so much love during development.
Still kinda disappointed that Belay didn't become a tether recovery, but I guess that's just their iconic weakness. |
Tim Roger's hard hitting review of Brawl: http://www.actionbutton.net/?p=324#more-324
tl;dr "this game isn't super mario 3 fuck this shit". Also a little tidbit about SSE mode: The plot is "written" by a one Kazushige Nojima. "Who the fuck is he?" you ask? Well he wrote the plot to one little game we know as Kingdom Hearts 2. Yeah. |
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Edit: He could at least get his sources right. The game wasn't developed by HAL at all. Edit2: God, I hate the layout of Action Button. Insert Credit was the best place for him ever. Edit3: That said, his readings are entertaining although he amounts to a piece of shit when talking 'bout Smash. Edit4: I find it ironic that he bashes Nojima for writing KHII when the guy also wrote the scenario for FFVII, which, according to him, is one of the bestest games ever. |
Tim Rogers really needs to start out all reviews for all his game with "I hate not-RPGs" because it would be easier to understand instead of this long-winded "I hate Things that are Not RPGs". For example:
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Concerning the review, my eyes just kinda glazed over when he started talking about the crap he took while playing it. In a way, it brings me back to the earlier days of my childhood, when video game reviewers put humor before serious reviewing. However, it also takes me back to the letters sections of those magazines, filled with pathetic attempts by nine-year-olds to emulate the humor in the magazine.
This review, in my opinion, belongs next to little Rodney's review of NBA Jam where Rodney makes jokes about how big the players heads are. Oh, and let me add how he tries to make things like: Quote:
And then, at the very end, he says he's been playing it for several hours a day and hasn't gotten bored with it? That's what a good game is! In summary, the guy wrote a bad review for Brawl to get his site some hits. Oh boy, isn't he a super special internet super-star with such an original idea? Man, now I'm embarrassed to have even commented. I'm embarrassed to have gone back and read the rest after my first attempt. |
...he does have a point with the Kingdom Hearts parallel, you gotta admit.
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Earlier in the thread, when the 100 Kirbies picture was posted, someone said they wanted a Red Mage Kirby.
Well, it's not the best quality, but here: http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/8...erscopyjg2.jpg |
Meh, some internet blowhard doesn't like Brawl.
That review was terrible. It took him long enough rambling about some crap before actually getting into the game and then started going on and on and on about how he doesn't like the single player mode when he already said the multiplayer was the important part. I couldn't be bothered to finish it. Now to give my post some actual relevance, that new Flying Slam move of Bowser's certainly looks intriguing, especially how both players can influence it. I always loved using the Koopa Klaw in Melee, so I hope it'll be fun to play around with. |
I note that Sakurai specifically states that the Flying slam can deliver a win if the mutual KO occurs on the last stock - has anyone tested this? I'm suspicious because you would think that it would work the same as Ganondorf's forward b spike, which also holds the victim below, but forces sudden death on the last stock.
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It's a Sudden Death. Note that Bowser was definately on top with the last one.
Still seems pretty overpowered all things considered though. |
RT, the ONLY point I grant this man is the KH2 Parallel, mostly because I noticed that too.
"OH HEY ENEMIES APPEAR FROM DARKNESS TO CONSUME AND KILL YOUR MAIN CHARACTER" "DARKNESS" *Bad KH/KH2 Memories go here* --------------------------- So anyways, I gotta ask: Why is it that the underappreciative assholes get games before people who might, y'know, enjoy the game within its own genre? |
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In fairness, SSBB is a fighting game and therefore immune to most plot-related nuances.
So long as there is something - ANYTHING - that spurs characters to the same goal at the end it's all good. |
FALCON BUMP!!
http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/chara..._080222e-l.jpg
Poor Captain. http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/chara..._080222f-l.jpg That's just made of win. |
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So the reverse punch is more powerful? That has synergy with the running backwards jump.
Every example of the RFP I've seen so far came after a jump - does anyone know if it's possible to reverse a standing Falcon Punch? |
In all fairness, the "enemies appear from nowhere but darkness and attack you" concept has been around a very, very long time, long before kingdom hearts. Furthermore, it just so happens that most of the other cases where this concept is used, you have a much better idea of where they come from and why.
Metroid Prime 2? Enemies from the shadows. In fact, the Ing were amorphous shadow beings too. From space! Doom 3? Randomly popping up demons. Chrono Trigger? I always wondered how those things came flying in through/over the ceiling to ambush me. The thing is that it doesn't matter. 1. So it was written by the same guy who did plot for KH2... but guess what? 2. There is pretty much no dialogue to advance the plot. In fact, the inclusion of dialogue would cheapen the experience considering the background of most of these characters. So basically we have enemies... from space... who are amorphous in their natural state, fighting a world filled with nintendo heroes... without dialogue. I DARE you to make it work better than he did. Until then... I need to get back to work on my Ing = Subspace Emissary theory. |
Seiken Densetsu 3 has ninjas that can merge with the environment they are in by turning into flat disks of darkness with eyes. The ninja bosses you fight use that in some of their special attacks, too.
And RFP should've been in since the start of the series. It'd have helped immensely in many battles. |
Sakurai talks of deciding the roster (and other stuff): http://blog.wired.com/games/2008/02/...i-talks-a.html
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So much win. Really. EDIT: I feel spiffy. |
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"3 landmasters" UH-HUH. I know the characters are unique in their own quirky ways, but come on man, 3? Luigi got his own final smash, but they all get the same one, effectively? Bah to your space animals. |
Sharing Final Smashes is trivial compared to the powerful Luigitizing they've done all across the board.
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Well, what do you expect? All three of those characters pilot starfighters in a universe where not one of them has a unique special power of any sort. Granted, Wolf in a Landmaster is pushing it a bit, but Starfox never needed three characters worth of representation in the first place.
Luigi, on the other hand, has slowly been developing unique play characteristics since Super Mario Bros 2 (both the original Japanese one or the Doki Doki Panic clone they released outside of Japan), so by now he's the sort of character that really would be expected to be fairly unique. Wolf seemed pretty last minute to me, anyway, so I'm not at all surprised. |
This is where I really get irritated at Sakurai, where he tosses potential like Isaac and instead rehashes Fox again.
I mean sure it wasn't nearly as bad as I was hoping, but it's still a rehash. |
Hey, at least they didn't take the character you played most in Melee, fix all the major problems with said character's moveset, and then remove said character to replace it with a different one that you've never heard of with the fixed moveset.
The end result looks like a totally great game, but I do kinda feel like my home was seized and torn down by the government to make way for a new shopping mall. |
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From that, Mewtwo or Roy I'm guessing, but seriously man, they deserved it. I know you're going to go into a casual vs pro rage after this, but come on. They were awful compared to the cast, and Lucario and Ike look supremely kickass.
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I wasn't really going to rage so much as I don't really care about the casual versus pro thing, but I have to note that Lucario is nothing more than a Luigified Mewtwo and I don't really care for having a more iconic older character removed in favor of some new generation flavor of the month that all the Japanese kids are into.
Honestly, if they wanted Lucario in that bad, he could have been made a unique character all his own instead of a Mewtwo clone and they could have gotten rid of, say, Jigglypuff if they were so intent on making room. One inflatable pink ball in the game is enough, in my opinion. Quote:
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How is Lucario a Mewtwo clone except for his Neutral B and skeleton? From what I've seen he plays way different from his predecessor.
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Technically, Falco said "I'll take the sky anyday," during that mission, so yeah it's not just Landmasters, he prefers the Arwing under all circumstances.
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Really I don't see the point in removing characters at all when they could be just as easily Luigified, but somehow this game is going for the whole Game of the Century thing so hard that I doubt having a couple of improved knockoffs and the original (Dr. Mario and Mario, Pichu, etc) is really even necessary. I know we're nitpicking at one of the most outstanding games ever, but these are serious complaints. |
Falco's final smash should've been some crazy, backup call that involved a bunch of airwings shooting everything on the battlefield. And then using bombs. Wolf, I have no idea. Isaac would have been a great addition, as would Mallow ( at least I think so, he'd have an interesting moveset with alternative ways to go up instead of jumping ) but alas, we can't have everything, can we?
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I really was quite shocked to see Jigglypuff in Brawl. |
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Wait, WHAT? He's been around since the original, and only similar character is Kirby, and thats just Shape, color, and weight. JigglyPuff has no clone OR a Luigified Clone. And Mewtwo will be missed, but he was a Melee character only and back in 2001 wasn't he the Pokemon flavor of the month? Probably 1999-2000 since that was when Melee was being developed... Why not replace him with a fixed newer version of him from the newer games? |
The only reason I can see for keeping Jiggly in is that he was in the original Smash Bros, but I wasn't exactly aware of him being used by that many people in either tournament or casual play. In fact, Jigglypuff was put in as something of a flavor of the month: It was used a recurring gag in the early seasons of the anime.
As far as the Pokemon franchise go, Mewtwo is pretty iconic. He was the big deal super character of the original 151. When he was introduced in Melee, the series was already a generation past him and moving into the one after that. He was hardly a flavor of the month by that point. |
He's actually really popular. He's middle tier in the unofficial tier ranking, and this combo video shows that he's actually really really good, especially the Rest if done as a finisher (And the video was made of tournament fights). He may have been a joke in SB64 but that's not the case with Melee.
So yeah, really I don't suggest counting anyone out as a 'terrible' character, the exception being characters like Mewtwo, Roy, and Kirby. But that's not always true. Also, seriously, Kirby has like no comboability. EDIT: Really my logic of The Removed consists of "Well they're in a better place now," but all the same, I like how Roy became Ike. Roy was advertisement anyway and Ike is pretty much the same thing, but the point is a stronger, slower, brutally powerful version of Marth, and we still got it. Hell they could have used anyone from Fire Emblem for either character and I wouldn't care. |
I sacrifice myself so you don't have to endure the stupidity (and because SmashBoards is down, as usual):
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I would've liked to see a video of him playing three characters simultaneously.
I mean "hardcore" does not begin to describe that. [EDIT] PK Starstorm IRL. |
You know how the usual "the creator of the game is a goddamn pro" thing doesn't apply to most game creators? Sakurai laughs at them.
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Damn. It's nice to have a lead developer who's as invested in this as you are, especially in terms of balance and fairness. Nifty as hell.
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So apparently sign-ups for those nationwide Gamestop tourneys start tomorrow. And space is limited.
I don't have a Wii but I think I'll join. I feel the fact that it's forced Wiimote/Nunchuck evens my chances a bit. |
Heh. My local gamestop started taking signups last week and I've already signed up.
I love being in a small city. |
Yeah, so, you know when is Brawl coming to Brazil? Mid-June. Since most gaming stores here aren't part of chains, we don't get tournaments either. I guess that's what Brazil deserves from the raging game piracy?
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EDIT: Of course I am also unable to play the game so I have a more biased opinion in the mind's eye thing, but still. |
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If you read Iwata Asks you can surmise that Sakurai developed Falcon's moveset for the original game, Dragon King. The models are just identical to him. I think Sakurai wanted to keep that moveset, so he looked for the most humanoid character he could find in the Nintendo universe, landing on Captain Falcon.
Here's what I'm talking about:
http://us.wii.com/iwata_asks/ssbb/images/slide201.jpg http://us.wii.com/iwata_asks/ssbb/images/slide202.jpg http://us.wii.com/iwata_asks/ssbb/images/slide203.jpg http://us.wii.com/iwata_asks/ssbb/images/slide204.jpg If anyone doesn't fit in Smash it is arguably Snake, yet I believe that's the reason why he merges so well with the other characters. |
Yeah the original idea for Smash Bros was that game, where it was just a bunch of characters fighting each other.
Tim Rogers is totally right saying that if it wasn't Nintendo (And now Sega and Konami too) it wouldn't be a very interesting game, or at least it would take a while to sink in as a cool game with wholly new characters like Street Fighter or an SNK game or something. |
I'd need to pay about R$200+ for Brawl if I bought it here. That's about US$120. Importing would, yes, be the best option. Also, I don't have a Wii...Yet. As I stated, I may buy either a PS3 or a Wii. But anyway, I can only ask one thing about Dragon King: Was Falcon err DRAGON Punch avaliable?
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Nobody knows because it was never released.
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Actually, you know who'd make a good SSB character? Raz. He's got a huge moveset to pick 'n' mix from, for one. |
I was about to say I knew a whole load of Capcom characters who would be totally perfect for a fighting game, but then I remembered that they're already working on a new Street Fighter and probably wouldn't want to put any of them in a rival fighter.
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