Well hello there San Diego, bit friendly aren't we?
 

Ok, this is just something that bugs the everliving shit out of me. I'm looking to rent a room somewhere near downtown San Diego for a few months because I don't like being out here in the boonies, and I'm also a cheap bum, but it seems like all the listings are thinly veiled dating adds.

So few of them are professionally worded, and most of them are so obviously looking for some kind of live in lover or something. It's positively creepy, I mean why the fuck do you need to include in your rent add that you're oh-so-gay and give your height and weight?

I'm serious! I swear I clicked on an add that said it had pics, expecting to see the room I'd be renting only to see some dude's smiling face and a big old tirade about how fun and outgoing he is, with a minor blurb about the actual room.

And why the fuck do they ask for pictures and a myspace account?

I WANT TO RENT YOUR ROOM, NOT BLOW YOU!

Argh, it's just so frustrating.

You can bunk up with me anytime, sexy.

yeah, it's all fun and games until somebody loses their sense of self respect.

>_>

Ha ha ha. But you can't blame them. Who wants to live with an uggo?

Well, what if one did not possess any self-respect from the very beginning? Hypothetically speaking, of course.

I already lost what little of that I had left to Calvinball.

ha ha, oh god.

I really don't care what people look like so long as I'm not playing tonsil hockey with them. You can be as ugly as you want so long as you don't smell bad and don't touch my stuff!

And really, it's pretty much illegal. You can't have discriminatory renting criteria like that anyways.

Not that I'm an uggo... I think. I mean, I'm grade A manmeat for sure. Just, I don't want to be judged as an actual piece of manmeat...

There seems to be an epidemic of overly friendly threads, lately.

It's not me that's overly friendly, it's all those horny landlords!

Spring is in the air!