The Warring States of NPF - Meaning of Life

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Ok... So I just watched Monty Python's The Meaning of Life again and I must say, I've forgotten just how hilarious this movie is. I can see now why almsot every religion hates that movie (most especially Catholics). I first saw it before I was able to grasp the ingenious work (and most of the jokes for that matter), and now I must give it one of my highest honours: Stupid beyond all reason. :D Still, I think I will have to watch this movie again and again, just so I dont forget quality quotes like

Quote:

... And finally here are some completely gratuitous pictures of (male body part) to annoy the censors and to spark some sort of controversy which it seems the only way these days to get the jaded video cetid public of their (explicitive deleted) asses and back in the sodding cinema. Family entertainment? Bullocks, what they want is filth. People doing things to eachother with chainsaws during tupperware parties. Babysitters being stabbed with knitting needles by gay presidential candidates. Vigilante groups strangling chickens, armed bands of theatre critics exterminating mutant goats. Where's the fun in pictures?

... Only in Python... Only in Python..

:D

Life of Brian > Meaning of Life

:D

Anything by Monty Python is pure comedic gold.

I dunno....Yellowbeard, anyone?

My favourite part of the Meaning of Life is when Eric Idle comes out of the fridge and starts singing the song about the universe.

Holy Grail. I don't care, it will always be my favorite.

I thought everyone new the meaning of life was 42 (if you don't know look it up).

No, 42 is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything, not particularly the meaning of life.

The question is yet to be discovered.

All three movies are equally great, so far as I'm concerned, but we're talking about the meaning of life... and as such, I give you "Every Sperm is Sacred"

DAD:
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.
I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.
You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,
Because
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
GIRL:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
MUM:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.
MEN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
WOMEN:
If a sperm is wasted,...
CHILDREN:
...God get quite irate.
PRIEST:
Every sperm is sacred.
BRIDE and GROOM:
Every sperm is good.
NANNIES:
Every sperm is needed...
CARDINALS:
...In your neighbourhood!
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody's.
MOURNER #1:
Mine!
MOURNER #2:
And mine!
CORPSE:
And mine!
NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
HOLY STATUES:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.
EVERYONE:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!

krylo, that song was so pointless i think i got stupider by reading it.