RaiRO Wing Wong Thread! ver. 2.0
 

I save a chat log whenever I see someone say something I find really funny. I thought I'd share them here.

~during an Odins party
Dracorion : We crap awesome for breakfeast.

~later during that party
Mil46r0s : chemical protection is hax
Dracorion : Haaax.

~new Vend product launch
Main@Terry: AHhh
Main@Terry: the smiling alchemist is back.
Main@Terry: That's ma boy.
Main@Terry: Omg
Main@Terry: he has Berserk pots now!
Main@Terry: SCORE!

~my first WoE
Whomper : Texas is fucking cold wtf

~during the first 4 Castle WoE on 2/9/08
Kathryne : eh, slingers aren't too good
Whomper : slingers are good if they're Elenor :3

Preposterous. I refuse to believe your lies.

Still my favorite quote from savechat:

(This was back in 1.0, when Dular decided to give up leading Eyes of Darkness to basically whoever in the guild wanted to lead)
Dular : But yeah...Being leader of EoD is a big responsibility.
Stryke : you will shoot yourself quickley
Stryke : it is herding cats all who have nukes

We should rename this a RaiRO Wing Wong thread and just have everyone post their funniest chats.

I am so not laughing at this and interrupting a lecture on EIGRP Routing just because I haven't slept in two days.

Tee fuggin' hee.

I recall the day I said that, though not the date. The temperature stated on the 9 o'clock news was 24 degrees.

In the Dallas/Fort Worth area, that's really fucking cold.

I'm in two of those!

SCORE!

In the spirit of this thread:

I don't remember why we came on this subject, but here it is :

Hotarubi : need agi
Laestell : usually things are put into me
Fachx : so many numbers!
Raelin : lmao
Hotarubi : thanks
Martie : I like girls with stap-on
Fachx : HEHE
Fachx : what's that martie?
Skyshot : *backs away from Martie*
Fachx : you like to be fucked with a strapon?
Raelin : XD
Fachx : YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
Fachx : also
Fachx : going the wrong way too
Martie : I like it both way
ErhobenenWolf : always knew there was something odd about martie
Your Speed has increased.
You got Worn Out Page 1
Owl Baron : Let us settle this!
Gloria canceled.
Luck increased.
dark ryder : agi please
HP/SP recovery increased.
dark ryder : thanks
Martie : prostast simulation gives so much better orgasm
Martie : so strap-on ftw
Owl Duke : Come here, and entertain me!
ErhobenenWolf : dont' need to know these things
Laestell : Is that why so many guys go to their own team these days?
Martie : maybe
Fachx : ewwwwwwww
Laestell : I guess plugging it really does work
Fachx : oh
Angelus canceled.
Fachx : did anyone need the black charmstone?
Fachx : that is, anyone have the black key?
Fachx : anyone?
Hotarubi : I have the black crystal
Laestell : >>
Fachx : guess not
Owl Duke : Come here, and entertain me!
Martie : I was serious <<
ErhobenenWolf : ?
Owl Duke : Come here, and entertain me!
ErhobenenWolf : martie, methinks you've had a bit much to drink
Big Bad Wolf : no such
Hotarubi : I'll just say this before we get to thana
Hotarubi : if no one is looking for the eagle wing set
Laestell : someone stop handing me phallic objects. D:
Raelin : Ahaha
ErhobenenWolf : ?
Laestell : two spears.
Luck increased.
Fachx : o.O
Fachx : ok wolf-person
Skyshot : Martie, I think there's something about you you're not admitting to
Fachx : click the contraption down there
Skyshot : yourself.
Skyshot : Fachx.
Fachx : wut?
Laestell : order is
Skyshot : That sentence was NOT what I needed to read in the midst of that
Skyshot : discussion.
Laestell : Up, down, shift, up, up.
Fachx : heheh
dark ryder : anyone see a thana yet?
Fachx : double click the mouse, eh?
Fachx : get it?
Fachx : :<
Laestell : Oh wow I am dying of laughter
Laestell : XD
Fachx : oh good
Laestell : doof
Skyshot : Okay, so all who thinks Martie has a REALLY creepy fetish, say aye.
Fachx : AYE
Owl Baron : Let us settle this!
Laestell : Hey man.
Big Bad Wolf : aye
Laestell : so used to talk to krylo
Laestell : and dante
ErhobenenWolf : got it
Fachx : but to each their own, i guess
Laestell : Martie is TAME

If this is the RaiRO wing wong, I want to be like KP and do the out of context quotes!
YUSH.
Let's start from the begining... of 1.0

Legolass : now just need some tights

Edan : Corruptus looks like a groom
Corruptus : and 5 grooms?
Naoki : Sexy Lesbian wedding o.o;?

Lilly : put ur pants bake on
Paratroopa : Oh that is so hot D:

Lina Inverse : i am going to 69 myself

Francium : so i'm a girl

July : Pat made love to Irene's peco!

Atreya : Tataku outside, in Legs

And now for Sammy singing over broadcast...
Sammael: Here I am at six o clock in the morning
Sammael: still thinking about you
Sammael: it's still hard at six o clock in the morning
Sammael: to sleeep without ytou
Sammael: and i know that in my seems to late for love
Sammael: all I know
Sammael: I need you now. More then words can say I need you now
Sammael: before I lose my mind I need you nooooooooow
Sammael: here I am I'm looking out my windowd, I'm dreaming about you
Sammael: and I know, at 6 o clock in the morning
Sammael: I feel you beside me
Magnificat canceled.
Sammael: and I know that in light it seems to late for love

Main@RaiRai: WILL SOMEONE JUST HAVE SEX WITH THE MAN TO
Main@RaiRai: SHUT HIM UP.

more to come.

Now just imagine Houston that cold.