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Point of Order
Kathryne : brb, mobbing! >>
Souless : to lvl 100 >=D
Souless : XD
Souless : ok
Souless : =p
Kathryne : i can't tank though
Kathryne : but i can mob and kill...
Souless : then i will use lov
Souless : when u get here XD
Black Belt : Ahhh. It feels nice to be held tight by my Loli.
Black Belt : >->
Experience Gained Base:4282 (0.02%) Job:1541 (0.01%)
Venali : Hi Mr. Tank
Black Belt : <-<
Experience Gained Base:15475 (0.08%) Job:8843 (0.05%)
Magnificat canceled.
Souless : XD
Elenor : well with a linked HW swalling me, I could probably tank the mob
Experience Gained Base:4282 (0.02%) Job:1541 (0.01%)
HP/SP recovery increased.
Souless : XD
Experience Gained Base:3 (0.00%) Job:3 (0.00%)
Souless : anyone would be able to
Experience Gained Base:10317 (0.06%) Job:5895 (0.03%)
Experience Gained Base:10317 (0.06%) Job:5895 (0.03%)
Experience Gained Base:10317 (0.06%) Job:5895 (0.03%)
Experience Gained Base:10317 (0.06%) Job:5895 (0.03%)
Experience Gained Base:10317 (0.06%) Job:5895 (0.03%)
Experience Gained Base:10317 (0.06%) Job:5895 (0.03%)
Souless : if i did spam sw
Black Belt : Psh, Yastan could do it alone.
Souless : brb
Black Belt : =D
Luck increased.
Experience Gained Base:3 (0.00%) Job:3 (0.00%)
You got Glacial Heart 1.
Elenor : Kathy it only counts as mobbing if you don't kill them yourself before they get here
You got Glacial Heart 1.
Kathryne : :(
You got Ice Cubic 1.
Black Belt : Awww.
Theroff : hahaha
Experience Gained Base:4282 (0.02%) Job:1541 (0.01%)
Gloria canceled.
Black Belt : Sad Kath is saaaad.
Elenor : just a point of order thing
Kathryne : fine i'll get you a mob
Kathryne : but gazeti's hit me...
Selece : BB needs to hurry
Experience Gained Base:4282 (0.02%) Job:1541 (0.01%)
Black Belt : I'm coming!
Magnificat canceled.
Elenor : most people feel it is called soloing if you kill them yourself

telling war stories to new people
Desiree : I was in the 30 person Thors party that managed to full tag a Swordmaster
Able Nightroad : XD
Desiree : got like 105400 job xp<-- made up a value that sounded right, actually that number is way too low, but it was a whole lot
Able Nightroad : Awesome.
Able Nightroad : Damn. XD
Blitzkrieg : how many levels was that?
Desiree : 2%, I was playing as a 102/54 character<-- it might have been as much as 2.9%

Terrible joke, but nice sentiment
Your Unholy Savior : What did the asymptote say to the hyperbola?
Your Unholy Savior : CAN'T TOUCH THIS. *dananana dana danda*
Zademar : Goddamnit, this is like one big happy family.
Your Unholy Savior : Eh?
Zademar : You people are better company than other people I've met on other MMORPGs.
Hands McAssgrab : thanks

An awkward moment in Pront.
lIlustrable IlIusion : blah
lIlustrable IlIusion : want some help leveling?
Otto von Bismarck : Meh.
lIlustrable IlIusion : ok
Otto von Bismarck : Sure.
lIlustrable IlIusion : no you just said meh
lIlustrable IlIusion : meh means no help !
Otto von Bismarck : meh means I dunno, let me check with my wife >_>
Otto von Bismarck : <_<
Otto von Bismarck : >_<
Otto von Bismarck : =P
lIlustrable IlIusion : you poor poor man
Bella : >.>
lIlustrable IlIusion : I'll have to buy you some porn later
lIlustrable IlIusion : to make up for having a wife
lIlustrable IlIusion : she isn't here is she?
Otto von Bismarck : ...
Otto von Bismarck : To my left, good sir.
lIlustrable IlIusion : OMG
Gustav : XD
Phoenix Wright : XD
*lIlustrable IlIusion runs away*
Bella : =P
Otto von Bismarck : Hahaha.

So this may have nothing to do with RaiRO, but I think it's a fairly funny quote from my days playing Eve. I'm pretty sure it explains itself...

Quote
hey guys dont ever spam local again or something

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GM Sunshine > Good evening
Remedial > Hi there, what's up
GM Sunshine > We have been recieving several petitions regarding your members spamming local during combat
GM Sunshine > and we would like you to stop this this instant
Remedial > Totally false. We only fofofo one line each, and only after we win a battle
GM Sunshine > regardless
Remedial > If you check the chatlogs compared to LV killmails, you'll see that I am telling the truth
GM Sunshine > stop this
Remedial > I also don't control every single goon in GoonSwarm. I typed fofofo and then everybody else did
GM Sunshine > you are there figure head and leader, if you are unable to get them to do stop this, then who is?
Remedial > Well, you could always go to the offenders and talk to them personally rather than holding me accountable every time a goonswarm member gets petitioned
Remedial > I mean, I just love having a GM tell me to stop 2500 different players from performing an action
Remedial > But it's pretty much beyond my control. I don't even have a mic on TS right now
Remedial > Really you should probably just delete local entirely, as that's clearly why LV is losing the war in Detorid
GM Sunshine > local chat and LV's ability is not up for discussion here, your members behaviour is
GM Sunshine > let's stick to that
Remedial > Ok: you are a GM, I'm some fat guy on the internet in charge of a SPACE GUILD. I think you should go to people who break rules and bust their balls, not mine. I don't get to enforce rules because you know, fat guy on the internet.
Remedial > So when somebody renames a station to DEAD FAGGOTS or somebody screams "SMOSKE SUCKS" in #BobChat or somebody spams local with Fofofo, I really shouldn't be the person you convo.
GM Sunshine > you may not run the internet, but for all intents and purposes, you run Goonswarm
Remedial > Ok, I'll post a thread telling people not to spam fofofo on Eve-O.
GM Sunshine > how you get your members to stop this is not my concern, just do it
Remedial > Ok, so if "my guys" keep doing it, does that mean you're going to ban my account for non-compliance with an impossible order?
Remedial > Or will you just start gagging offenders in local so they can't spam
Remedial > PS voting option #2
GM Sunshine > I will not warn you for this in any way or form
GM Sunshine > regardless if you do comply this time or not
Remedial > Living up to your name every day, sweetcheeks!
GM Sunshine > but your actions will affect future decisions
Remedial > I'd like to elevate this complaint please
Remedial > Can I talk to your manager?
Remedial > Is he wearing a nametag?
Remedial > Or like a special hat or something
GM Sunshine > you can file a petition
Remedial > Should I file it under stuck?
GM Sunshine > you can do that
Remedial > I love you GM Sunshine, you're my favorite GM in this chatroom
GM Sunshine > considering I'm the only GM in here, I'll take that with a pinch of salt
Remedial > /emote takes off his shirt.
Remedial > 16/m/FL
Remedial > u??
GM Sunshine > Immortal, male, Game masters
Remedial > /emote puts on his robe and wizard hatt.
Remedial > /emote massages ur master.
Remedial > OH GOD BEES BEES GET THEM OFF

Quote
Remedial > Goons please don't fofofo anymore as you're causing LV to lose the war
GM Sunshine > but...
Nweilin Ng > oh noes, GM
Nova Cygni > fofofofofo
Magere > fofofofofo
Kerevar > fofofofofofofo
Stradiot > fofofo
Althera > fofofo
Eyud > fofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofof
Hotokhe > fofofo
Vera Nosfyu > fofofo
Contez > fofofofo
Zinrix > fofofo
Arthur Miller > fofofofoof
Ilarra > fofofofofofo
Arthenis > fofofofo
Woobins > fofofofofofo
SPACE BEEZ > foofoofo
Psyyke > fofofofoof
Ilucid > fofofo
Captain Tabouli > fofofo
Innominate > fofofo
Margaret Houlihan > fofofo
FreeOJ > fofofofofofo
Bane Glorious > NOOOOO
SPACE BEEZ > foofofo
SamHandwich > fofofofofoof
Enormus > fofofof
Von Kleist > fofofofofofo
Saldio Banderas > fofofo
RedhawkMillionaire > fofofofofofo
Monopthalmus > fofofo
Vintage Uno > fofofof
Johanen > fofofofofofofofo
Svaha Norbu > fofofofo
HydroSan > fofofo
Pyrosquee > fofofof
inferno sun > fofofofo
The StrayDawg > fofofofof
General Brusilov > fofofo
Habe Quiddam > fofofo
Scavok > fofofofoffo
ShadowImage > fofofo
Sherkaner Lumpen > fofofofo
Zarimax Mishka > fofofofofofo
Sporadicus Hue > fofofo
Darkxray > fofofofofof
Ska La > fofofof
Ianaa > fofoofofo
Tandrea Lei > fofofofofo
Eronarn Palazzo > fofofofofofofofofofo
Brick Bossload > let the record stand that mcgaver is would kick the crap outta james bond any day
Remedial > NO DONT WHAT HAVE YOU DONe
Agmar > you're a pretty professional leader Remedial
Crivens > goons and their' lagspoilts
Remedial > STOP STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
Variso Ageo > Remedial: it's when your team loses carriers and keeps coming that I'm worried about the war.
K'Bar > ok guys lets chill man its only a game
Swirler > omg! I am lagging so bad now!!! stop that!!
GM Sunshine > I will only ask this once Goons
Gramtar > haha another LV pos just went BOOM!
Brick Bossload > cya pos
GM Sunshine > stop spamming local like you did just now

interesting party chat edited out the lines that didnt contribute to what happened

greyfox : INVASION!!!!
greyfox : jeez 6 of em
Mil46r0s : in preemp
greyfox : they all gangbanged me
Essedarius : was it good grey?
Gloria canceled.
greyfox : it was horrible
Rayer Ardin : greyfox
greyfox : hmm?
Rayer Ardin : YOU'RE A WOMAN NOW
greyfox : :p
greyfox : age 16 counts as woman?
Rayer Ardin : I meant the gangbanging
Rayer Ardin : lol
greyfox : lol
greyfox : they took turns too T_T
Farmslave Alpha : :D
greyfox : it was evil

oh the memories...they flash into my head in my sleep...

no...no...NO! get away form me!nuuuuuu! don't take turns! nuuuuu!!!!!

Edit: look at sig to see it also.

Laestell on Skyshot
Darien Stormhand : a sniper is trying to get to us
Gloria canceled.
Luck increased.
Mr Cmot Dibbler : the rest of us wait
Magnificat canceled.
HP/SP recovery increased.
Darien Stormhand : move back to the middl ehere
Dyreth : everyoen regroup
Mr Cmot Dibbler : ok
Darien Stormhand : I believe NT is going to move the thing
Gloria canceled.
Mr Cmot Dibbler : so, can lae, darien, and nt go get the guy?
Werlyn : I can't port effectively, sorry =/
Laestell : *crucks neck*
Mr Cmot Dibbler : morris that is
Laestell : wtf
Laestell : Skyshot??
Laestell : L:et him burn!
Laestell : BURN I SAY
Darien Stormhand : FIRE PILLAR
Mr Cmot Dibbler : lol
Goklin : brb
Blessing aligned.
Darien Stormhand : lol
Mr Cmot Dibbler : ok, can someone who is not lae, darien, and NT go get him?
Laestell : whenever you doofs are ready.
Werlyn : =o Lae has a distaste for Sky (that I am unaware of)?
Darien Stormhand : sb needs to run out so I can port
Laestell : Nah
Darien Stormhand : it's a joke
Laestell : Skyshot just likes to hit on me.
Dyreth : there
Darien Stormhand : they have this long-running joke
Laestell : and I like to threaten to rape him.
Darien Stormhand : one time she accepted his hit-on
Darien Stormhand : and he was like
Laestell : Because he's celibate. :D
Magnificat canceled.
Darien Stormhand : scared
HP/SP recovery increased.
Laestell : Ya man
Laestell : He hates sex
Werlyn : oh, well then. I need to go to Prontera more and see this
Laestell : and he's not gay. :D
Werlyn : ...maybe he's---
Baglis : LOL
Darien Stormhand : kik'
Mr Cmot Dibbler : lol
Darien Stormhand : lol
Werlyn : just about to say it
Laestell : Okay.

Niff until Apocalypse
Baglis : NTT you mean GS is the highest or KS?
Your Speed has increased.
HP/SP recovery increased.
Not Testman Two : GS I'd assume
Not Testman Two : Due to length of existance
Baglis : Martie
Darien Stormhand : not to mention Kelinda
Gloria canceled.
Luck increased.
Baglis : What is the guild level?
Mr Cmot Dibbler : gs guild lvl is in the low 20s i think
Baglis : >>
Laestell : kaflump
Mr Cmot Dibbler : they dont beleive in tax :P
Gloria canceled.
Luck increased.
Baglis : Martie is in GS on this character
Baglis : She can look
Baglis : D:
HP/SP recovery increased.
Baglis : He*
Gloria canceled.
Luck increased.
Morris : Bless/AGI?
Darien Stormhand : what about with kel nuking niff until the apocalypse?
Darien Stormhand : seriously
Darien Stormhand : >_>

Warning this is a Dracorion related post but now everything is explained:

Rayer Ardin : wonkar needs to unafk
Wonkar : back
Rayer Ardin : :D
Essedarius : its like rayer is magic
Dracorion : Rayer, give me a large penis with your magic.
Essedarius : he says they need to unafk and it happens
Essedarius : i knew there was compensation going on there drac
Rayer Ardin : did drac just admit to having a small weewee?
King John V : yes

My power is too great for this world! I must...y'know...disappear and such.

To damn true sir.

Speaking as someone who spent far to long on Runescape (Elementary and Middle School and then High School friends talked me out of it), WoW (for a summer which helped talk me out of Runescape), and GuildWars which are all full of people with the social abilities and niceties of a REALLY rude 2 year old.

Lets see... The makings of thors party when theres less than 20 people on =D


Furin : ok
Furin : we should--
Carlisle : AN HPPPPPPPPPP
Barrier formed.
Furin : ..do that.
Dracorion : IT'S-A HIGH PRIEST!
Dracorion : GET IT!
Carlisle : ATTACK
Eleanor : ZOMG HP
Carlisle : LULZ
Archibald : Well, do you know if Selfish will log on today?
Blaize : I don't think anyone can know that
Carlisle : RAWRRRRRRR
Archibald : <.<
Pope John V : <3
Carlisle : Thors? :D


At Thors -


Dracorion : The good news is, he's gone.
Experience Gained Base:864 (0.00%) Job:65998 (0.11%)
King John V : D:
Darien Stormhand : he's gone?
Magnificat canceled.
Dracorion : Bad news: A Kasa is peeing on my corpse.
Defense increased.
Blaize : Kasas don't pee!
Carlisle : ^^;;
Farmslave Alpha : darn
Blaize : do they?
Selece : thats bad? >>
Dracorion : Yes they do.
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:312 (0.00%)
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:312 (0.00%)
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:312 (0.00%)
Experience Gained Base:476 (0.00%) Job:36288 (0.06%)
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:131 (0.00%)
Skill has failed.
Blaize : what the hell do they pee?
Skill has failed.
Dracorion : It is for me.
Blaize : Oil?
Dracorion : I'm gonna rot.
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:217 (0.00%)
Experience Gained Base:392 (0.00%) Job:30400 (0.05%)
You got Burning Hair 1.
King John V : fire
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:312 (0.00%)
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:58 (0.00%)
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:53 (0.00%)
Blaize : they're MADE of fire
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:1 (0.00%)
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:188 (0.00%)
Carlisle : He needs buffs
Darien Stormhand : assumpt please
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:312 (0.00%)
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:137 (0.00%)
Experience Gained Base:404 (0.00%) Job:31283 (0.05%)
Dracorion : No, they're not made of fire.
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:312 (0.00%)
Darien Stormhand : thanks
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:271 (0.00%)
King John V : sso they pee fire
Dracorion : They're birds ON fire.
Darien Stormhand : who else is glad that heal cooldown was reduced again?
Dracorion : They pee normal urine. Except it's on fire.
Blaize : I'll tell you what they are
Dracorion : IFRI T BACK.
Blaize : A bunch of Moltreses
Carlisle : yo
Dracorion : IFRIT BACK.
Blaize : that's what
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:48 (0.00%)
Experience Gained Base:209 (0.00%) Job:16195 (0.03%)
Eleanor : Awwww....
Experience Gained Base:392 (0.00%) Job:30400 (0.05%)
King John V : i don't like this game =(
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:244 (0.00%)
Eleanor : Almost made it back.
Darien Stormhand : Moltress is the shitty one
Experience Gained Base:1008 (0.00%) Job:76998 (0.13%)
Darien Stormhand : <3 Articuno
Blaize : yeah
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:95 (0.00%)
Experience Gained Base:392 (0.00%) Job:30400 (0.05%)
You got Burning Hair 1.
Blaize : Articuno forever
King John V : and i'm stripped
Darien Stormhand : :DDDD
Farmslave Alpha : poor moltres =(
Dracorion : Agreed.
King John V : i r naked
Experience Gained Base:882 (0.00%) Job:67374 (0.12%)
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:96 (0.00%)
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:97 (0.00%)
Dracorion : Wooooonk!
Dracorion : SAVE ME!
Dracorion : Yay!
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:312 (0.00%)
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:312 (0.00%)
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:312 (0.00%)
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:312 (0.00%)
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:312 (0.00%)
Darien Stormhand : where is ifrit?