Obviously I need to start doing Thors again since Drac is dead meat without the crazy teleporting High Wizard there to save him XD

Oh and, since I have been gone. It seems like Darien Stormhand went champion. Grats Rayer ^_^

Raem expresses his true feelings for me:

EDIT: WARNING. The following content may not (I'm not quite sure) be suitable for minors, blah blah blah. Fairly be ye warned.


Strago : He's idle on AIM.
Dracorion : Raem, what kind of porn do you like?
Strago : =o
Eliren : dracorion porn
Eliren : so hawt
Strago : Gross.
Eliren : xD
Dracorion : It's only natural.
Kathryne : i bet he's underage, so that'd be like illegal
Eliren : I undress his LK with my eyes
Dracorion : It pays the bills, though.
Strago : Drac is like 12
Dracorion : XD
Dracorion : Raem, you just made me choke.
Eliren : i imagine a tender young, lithe supple body to explore
Kathryne : XD
Eliren : wow i cant believe i fucking typed that
Eliren : xDDD
King John V : lol
shmullac : this is really slow, coudl i get an agi from someone?
Kathryne : quick, someone savechat!
Eliren : fuckfuckfuck
Kathryne : yeah, brb
Eliren : *hexdumps everyone*
Strago : There's a surprising amount of Mega Man.exe hentai
Strago : I think it's all the tights
Mitsuki : savechatted
Dracorion : You can't believe you fucking typed that because it's not true or because you didn't think you could type something quite as smart as that?
Eliren : dammit!
shmullac : tyty
Dracorion : Mitsuki, what kind of porn do you like?
Myona : oh snap, forgot to savechat :(
Strago : It's because he can't believe he really feels that way
Mitsuki : dont worry kath
Mitsuki : i did
Myona : whew
Strago : And is burying it down to the bottom of his soul
Eliren : xD
Strago : Where it can become a disorder and he'll start killing boys
Strago : In 10 years
Strago : =o

I must say, I'm flattered. Even if I don't quite feel the same way. Also, Strago knows psychology.

I lulz at minors.


Selece : *bites*
King John V : D:
Essedarius : selece is kinky
Essedarius : she likes to bite
King John V : >.>
Katherine : i only have lvl 1, cheaper in sp that way
Selece : D:
King John V : selece is a sniper
Sanrod : It's just a way to cyber-salute
*Katherine bites Sel*
Selece : =D
Selece : *bites back*
Katherine : D=
Selece : i started the whole biting thing D:<
King John V : she never bites me D:
King John V : i'm a kangaroo
King John V : :D
Katherine : maybe she's afraid of getting weird diseases
Sanrod : I feel it's better that way
Selece : rabies!
Selece : wait whut
King John V : D:
Katherine : rabies is scarily similar to babies
King John V : >.>
Sanrod : Sniper pants aren't the best things to bite
Selece : john is jail bait
King John V : :D
Katherine : aren't you too?
Essedarius : im of legal age
Essedarius : and so is sel
King John V : not in her country >.>
Essedarius : or close enough
King John V : she's legal
Selece : :D
Selece : im 17
Essedarius : now AS she's totally not legal
Selece : nope
Selece : she's like
Carlisle : What?
Selece : 14
Katherine : neither is Raem :p
Selece : =o
King John V : *coughjailbaitaswellcough*
Carlisle : Morning, birds.
Essedarius : afternoon
Carlisle : Oh. It is one pm.
Sanrod : Talking about legal drinking age, I think
Carlisle : ._.;;
King John V : its barely afternoon :D
Katherine : or 7 pm...
Carlisle : No.
Carlisle : Legal "let me sex you" age.
Carlisle : Right?
Sanrod : damn
Essedarius : there ya go
King John V : yep
Carlisle : :D
Essedarius : she comes into the convo half way through and figures it out
Sanrod : It's so obvious it hurts
Katherine : BUTTSECKS?!!!
King John V : it doesn't apply to me, i make the rules so i get to break them
Carlisle : Not that hard.
Essedarius : brb gotta finish a THG
Selece : pfft
Selece : you have man stalkers
Essedarius : unless raem wants to save me time
King John V : sadly
Sanrod : We need the chikkens back?
King John V : that guy came to my house AGAIN
Selece : for 10 minutes?
King John V : yeah
Selece : he luuurves you
King John V : i should really call the police
Carlisle : We both do. T.T;
Dracorion : I still say scare him with your porn collection.
Katherine : pics or it didn't happen!
King John V : D:
Carlisle : Kathy. >_>
Sanrod : Just call the police, they'll se it's nothing and not come again even if you need it
Dracorion : Or, fine, be a pussy and call the police.
King John V : selece will protect me :D
Selece : i
Selece : am
Selece : a small
Katherine : mmm?
Selece : asian girl
Carlisle : What jorb lebel you go at?
King John V : bite him :D
Selece : :D
Dracorion : And operation "Boy Who Cried Wolf" will be a success, Sanrod!
Carlisle : Arcani no remember. D:
Katherine : 54
King John V : or kick him low
Carlisle : Hokay.
Sanrod : Selece, small asian girls can be really scary
Dracorion : AND I WILL BE ABLE TO BREAK INTO JOHN'S HOUSE AND RAPE HIM.
Katherine : gets me everything but envenom and detox
Dracorion : AND NO ONE WILL BELIEVE HIM.
King John V : D:
Dracorion : Tee hee.
King John V : i have pedophobia


We seem to have this kind of convos a lot. The epic war! Pedos vs. Jailbaits.

The war is rather disturbing.

I am definitely on the pedo side

[Quote:] Sanrod : Selece, small asian girls can be really scary

*points to AngelicSlayer* :D

I know, I need to clean out my savechats more often
 

nekkie pics
Faolin : well....naked pics didn't work
Dyreth : you were missing
Dyreth : pos lag
Faolin : let's see
DunkelMentat : nuking my own mob is scary
Faolin : i don't have much equipment
Not Testman : I never got any of those
Your Unholy Savior : That reminds me, I need my Kiel ulle's back
Your Unholy Savior : owait
DunkelMentat : and also I have only done this once and am not great at it yet
Faolin : i offered 'em!
Not Testman : That would have totally worked
DunkelMentat : I need to learn
Dyreth : can i damge test on some one?
ArchDM : want my knight to tank the mob then and have you nuke?
DunkelMentat : I'd rather practice mobbing
Not Testman : I prefer to recieve my half first
Not Testman : Safety reasons
DunkelMentat : my goal is jups mobbing so thats what I want to get good at
Faolin : uh huh, of course
Faolin : well i sent them to river last night
Faolin : she approved
Faolin : as did orion
Fencoon : I /never/ get nekkie pics. =)
ArchDM : ehh, mobbing Jups is different then anywhere else
Fencoon : er
Fencoon : =(
Faolin : but it's only fair, i got nekkie pics of them first
DunkelMentat : we can use the night if you want I guess
Alcyone : i can mob most places
Alcyone : niff, GGD if I got evil armor
DunkelMentat : I'm just in a flee build and havent really mobeed with it yet
Dyreth : anyone have the pvp gears, i can test on?
Faolin : so let me know when you want to trade ;)
Redemption : Is there any way to check what you character is going to be?
Strago : =o
Redemption : Im not sure if this is going HP or champ
Breakthrough : well can we do jups like this? it has good money and elu, and everyone needs
elu
Kame : There's an easy way
Alcyone : uh
Fencoon : Well
Kame : Go to valhalla
ArchDM : ehh
Fencoon : What were you?
Kame : and talk to the champ and HP
ArchDM : not really
Redemption : I dont know Fen
Redemption : Not my character
Fencoon : Oooh okay
Kame : I just told you how!
Fencoon : I was like
ArchDM : I'm still setup for ktul
Dyreth : dunk
Fencoon : That is dumb and you are dumb!
DunkelMentat : what.
Dyreth : can i damge test on you?
Redemption : But wont that trans me Kame
Not Testman : Last nights offer is acceptable
DunkelMentat : reall quck, sure
Kame : ....
DunkelMentat : invite.
Kame : oh shit
Fencoon : Yes it will trans you
Kame : yes, it will
Redemption : Then no
Redemption : <_<
Alcyone : heh
Alcyone : It's like a suprise
Dyreth : no sumpt
Fencoon : at any rate go to job level 70
Alcyone : get to j70
Redemption : I know
Redemption : Just
Kame : Or, easy way
Alcyone : and open the magical mystery haco
Fencoon : AND THEN find out :D
Faolin : alright then
Faolin : testman gets boobs
Redemption : I dont want to level the wrong character
Dyreth : all else doesnt matter
Kame : Hack into the RaiRO server and look at the char database
Faolin : don't mind my messy vanity...i had to use my phone
Fencoon : Redemption sounds like a priest
Faolin : have msn?
Dyreth : oh
Not Testman : No
Faolin : i can't exactly photobucket them
Dyreth : was wondering..
Dyreth : why you didnt heal XD
Alcyone : hai eremes.
Faolin : well get some instant messenger
Faolin : and they're yours
life with boobs
Black Jesus : Well, I'm incredibly bored
Black Jesus : if RaiRO remains this dull I might have to go get...... a life
Lord Aramat : get a g/f instead
Away automessage has been activated.
Lord Aramat : it's like a life but with boobs
pot of chocolate
DunkelMentat : the problem of pot is the munchies, the answer to munchies is chocolate.
Faolin : ....
Faolin : *flicks fen*
Faolin : shuttup
DunkelMentat : brb. going to 711
Fenric Prott III : Hee hee
Fenric Prott III : Hey, it was tuesday when the arrangements were made :D
Fenric Prott III : Sweet.
Breakthrough : why do you need drugs at all if you got chocolate?
Scyner : umm cause chocolate doesnt get you high?
Breakthrough : but its legal in all 50 states
Not Testman : I don't think her goal is to take a legal substance
common knowledge
Whomper : Now I wasn't even trying.
Whomper : That wasn't nice.
Big Bad Wolf : those 80s really stack up.
Whomper : >_>
Big Bad Wolf : Also we all know that Whomper does not really ever die
Big Bad Wolf : and that you just @died to help my self esteem
Big Bad Wolf : which I appreciate.
Big Bad Wolf : Nope
Big Bad Wolf : You surrendered, and by that, you really won
Big Bad Wolf : Just like in Yu-gi-oh the abridged series!
spicy dong
MuniePhants : my u dang is ultra spicy this time
MuniePhants : er u dong
Big Bad Wolf : u dang?
MuniePhants : whatever
Day Mode is activated
Big Bad Wolf : I have no idea what a u dong is either
Big Bad Wolf : sounds like a crooked penis
MuniePhants : >.>
MuniePhants : its a type of noodles
Big Bad Wolf : uh huh, "noodles"
got it from Blaize
Mitsuki : and dont call me mit ><
Wonkar : would you rather Mittens?
Blaize : Mitten~
Mitsuki : shut up, wonkies
Mitsuki : D=
Blaize : Hey, I came up with mitten
Mitsuki : ....i liek them a little?
Blaize : You just added the s
Mitsuki : is that ok D=
Harahel : Potatoes are Irish, I though.
Breakthrough : anyone want some brewing done for them?
Mitsuki : and blaize, grimpond was calling me mittens ware before you =p
Harahel : Screw you, Red.
Harahel : You can go die in a fire
Blaize : I'm sure grimpond got it from me
Harahel : WTF?
Mitsuki : he started calling me that on another server =P
Grand Divine : What is your monk missing bags?
Blaize : Doesn't change nuthin!
Stud Beefpile the Autocounter tank
Darien Stormhand : stud
Darien Stormhand : you re my favorite knight ever
ArchDM : congrats
Luck increased.
Magnificat canceled.
HP/SP recovery increased.
Sinister Monk : cuz he AC tanks? :P
Darien Stormhand : yes

Thors party, kinda funny.

Celerity : penis + boobs = futa
Ayuss Master : DU EET
Blaize : o_o
Carlisle : dad's cold ._.
Dracorion : YOUR SISTER IS WATCHING, RENEE.
Luck increased.
Renee : your hoodie was too warm tarel
Carlisle : no the neighbors are
Ayuss Master : heh
Remedy : futs is lame
Dracorion : YOU KNOW WHERE THIS PATH LEADS.
Remedy : futa*
Luck increased.
Dracorion : Will you go down that path anyway?
Ayuss Master : thats not all renee
Renee : ow i'm lagging
Ayuss Master : >_______>
Renee : yes it is >_>
Dracorion : Tarel is watching too!
Ayuss Master : -_-
Afriel : Ayuss, this is your chance. Quick run to her house
Renee : keepin' my pants on
Gloria canceled.
Killthemall : back
Dracorion : I FUCKING KNEW I.
Celerity : the implication being
Dracorion : Renee is a man!
Renee : ..................
Celerity : that her shirt is off
Blaize : there's a bra though
Blaize : right?
Magnificat canceled.
Rival : ugh...tired xX
Renee : nah
Renee : i don't wear bra
Renee : s
Blaize : >_>
Dracorion : Bras are a myth.
Renee : to sleep
Carlisle : You layed in bed all day.
Blaize : faaaair enough!
Carlisle : ._>
Renee : so it wa salready off
Carlisle : ._.
Ayuss Master : yay for bra-less chicks
Celerity : all the dudes in the party have an erection
Scyner : wrong
Celerity : except drac, he can't
Blaize : totally
Gloria canceled.
Scyner : bra= your friend
Carlisle : lol
Dracorion : All the girls in this party are touching themselves.
Toxic : Braless is odd. You need to have a bra.
Souless : ty
Carlisle : yeah..
Carlisle : >>
Ayuss Master : true scyn
Carlisle : I like bras. >_>
Renee : i like sport bras
Blaize : I too like bras
Celerity : i usually don't bother
Renee : and racerbacks
Dracorion : Also, of course I don't, Alcy. Why do you think I ask Raem for boobs?
Celerity : I don't have enough to need a bra
Carlisle : grats
HP/SP recovery increased.
Renee : AWW
Carlisle : Aww.
Killthemall : need sp
Carlisle : ;-;
Renee : shes so cute
You cannot get the item.
Remedy acquired Burning Heart.
Killthemall acquired Burning Heart.
Dracorion : Alcy has no boobs!
Carlisle : mm!
HP/SP recovery increased.
Remedy : any breast size A or larger needs a bra >>
Killthemall : thanks
Dracorion : Just reproductive organs.
Carlisle : Alcy send me a picture! :D
Afriel : Alcyone has tripple E's
Blessing canceled.
Celerity : Or I use sports bras
Your Speed has decreased.
HP/SP recovery increased.
Weapon Damage is improved.
Blessing aligned.
Your Speed has increased.
Dracorion : Alcy is 28Flat!
You got Burning Hair 1.
Renee : >_>
Blaize : that's just mean\
Luck increased.
Afriel : Alcy is so flat she is jelous of the wall
Dracorion : Mean is ALL WE ARE.
Renee : drake is a dick
Luck increased.
Ayuss Master : T_T
HP/SP recovery increased.
Dracorion : I don't have one, though, Renee.
Afriel : brb
T F K : i can't help but think this is my fault.
Carlisle : Drac has a dick thar stretches from a to z on a keyboard.
T F K : i suggested a Thor party.
Ayuss Master : hah
Renee : wow
Luck increased.
T F K : and look what it got us.
Renee : i went to rez drake
Ayuss Master : it all started in pront you're saying?
Weapon Damage is reduced.
Dracorion : Didn't I just say there is none? Jeez.
Renee : I"M HORNY :D
Blaize : ...
Carlisle : Drac has a dick thar stretches from a to z on a keyboard.
Blaize : go cyber
HP/SP recovery increased.
Blaize : geez
Luck increased.
Carlisle : lolololol
Celerity : tarel, that's your cue
Dracorion : Why are you all guessing sizes now?
Carlisle : cyber doesn't work. >>
T F K : yeah, i think it started when... i suggested a thor party
Dracorion : AS is just trying to get into the game.
Luck increased.
Renee : rofl
Carlisle : Not really. >>
Theatrikus : i say drac has no dick. because hes a chick
Luck increased.
Dracorion : YAHRLY.
Ayuss Master : actually
Blaize : I'M ACTUALLY NOT THAT HORNY
T F K : XD
Ayuss Master : it started when we DLed this RaiRO
Carlisle : I was just addingto the drac is a dick
Luck increased.
HP/SP recovery increased.
Renee : dDOWN
Renee : FLANK
Carlisle : unce
Toxic acquired Burning Heart.
Souless : party sammich >.<''
Celerity : yeah, not really horny either