and that party is ongoing...expect more.

Ill have more later, but party isnt over yet o=

if possible this weekend, invite me to one o' them innuendo thors parties. i have yet to actually experience this weirdo general topic while gaining fast levels. I am afraid it will be too much for me.

Nekkid pictures, hahah, oh Fao you so silly

Darien Stormhand : celibacy ftw
Dorian Gray : I like penis too much to
Dorian Gray : wait
Darien Stormhand : ./savechat
Rei Ayanami : XD
Morris : ./screenshot
Morris : ./photograph
Darien Stormhand : ./imax filming
Morris : ./copymachine
Morris : ./documentaryproduction
Rei Ayanami : ./syndication
Morris : ./bookdeal
Dorian Gray : ./badmelgibsonremake
Darien Stormhand : o_o

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

A typical night in Razgriz.
Sir Galad : ones that taste bad?
Sir Galad : I'm not picky
Rival : ...toenail clippings
Lynn : xD rofl
Lynn : I hate celery.
Lynn : I don't know why.
Orion Pulse : back.
Nills : you'd kill me with no sp!
Nills : :D
Rival : cuz you dont wanna go green rae? lol
Lynn : I can't eat a stick of celery but I can eat three raw oysters
Lynn : Without throwing up
Lynn : :P
Harold : impossible!
Orion Pulse : RIVER JUST THREW A FUCKING RUBBER DUCKY AT ME
Harold : cant use the skill with 0 sp!
Nills : nah you;d use blood price
Rival : AHAHAHAHAHHA
Sir Galad : oyster.....yum
Rival : QUICK! SING THE RUBBER DUCKY SONG!
Lynn : Note: Raw oysters are disgusting if you chew them a lot
Orion Pulse : SCREW THAT
Lynn : Ahahaha
Orion Pulse : I DID THE CHEWBACCA NOISE
Rival : AHAHAHAHAHAH
Orion Pulse : GGGGGHHHHHHHHGGGG!
Lynn : LOL
Lynn : lmfao
Rival : AND THEN????
Lynn : I can't do that noise! It makes me sad! D:
Sir Galad : no and then!
Harold : x.x
Orion Pulse : and then i got a beer.
Nills : ?
Rival : ...thats it?
Harold : blood price?
Harold : x.x
Lynn : Yes.
Rival : no getting backness?
Nills : lol
Harold : sounds emp
Lynn : It is THAT epic/
Rival : just...chewy.
Harold : emo
Orion Pulse : well, i mean
Lynn : *.
Orion Pulse : i chucked the rubber ducky at her bits.
Nills : you use hp instead of mp to cast spells!
Orion Pulse : but she got all pissy.
Orion Pulse : so
Nills : :D
Orion Pulse : i got a beer.
Harold : Bragi!
Lynn : XD
Rival : upper bits, or da lower ones? *bets on upper*
Lynn : ...
Nills : im almost dead i warn you
Orion Pulse : ...
Lynn : >__>
Rival : I WIN!
Harold : k
Orion Pulse : lower, my man.
Rival : :D
Rival : oh
Nills : lol
Rival : damn
Harold : lol
Lynn : lawl
Harold : that was fast
Rival : op is going for quick points
Nills : well yeah
Rival : not the points over time
Orion Pulse : i go for WIN.
Rival : like in skeeball
Lynn : XD
Rival : you can just chuck that shit down
Orion Pulse : ...vaginal skeeball?
Rival : and get points
Harold : We really need to get a castle
Lynn : LOLL
Orion Pulse : ...HOLY FUCK.
Harold : And you bragi
Lynn : I read that wrong.
Harold : For my creator
Rival : or you can aim and try to get thespecial points
Lynn : God my mind is in the gutter.
Harold : So I can kill all who enter
Orion Pulse : omg omg omg
Orion Pulse : no really
Rival : dont worry rae, we will help
Lynn : I read that as... Skeetball
Orion Pulse : skeeball table
Lynn : I was like, what the fuck
Rival : ...
Rival : op...
Orion Pulse : no really
Rival : whats at the end of it?
Orion Pulse : XD
Rival : "VAGAINA SKEEBALL?"
Orion Pulse : flashing lights and all your money gone.
Nills : lol
Orion Pulse : JUST LIKE THE REAL THING
Rival : ...
Rival : so a ho?
Lynn : XD
Rival : OMG! THE COPS ARE IN THERE?
Astra : I'm still not impressed by any current creators. :(
Rival : you said lights right?
White Jacket : thanks dude
Orion Pulse : dear god i'm saving this
shmullus : :D
Orion Pulse : XD
Astra : none of them hurt like kelin does.
shmullus : np man
Lynn : xD
Rival : i mean like
shmullus : oh hey
Rival : if its lights and money gone
Lynn : You can be.. impressed by the one I will never make!
shmullus : know that glittering jacket i lent?
Lynn : :D
Rival : then you got busted in a sting
White Jacket : DAMN YELLOW PLANTS!
* Astra is impressed! *
Rival : you hit the wrong hole.
Rival : ...
Rival : wait.
Orion Pulse : wat
Tev Loneglade has logged in.
Rival : no. im good with that.
Lynn : SWEET. I impressed an Astra! :o
Rival : tev!
Orion Pulse : just...spit on it more
Rival : vagina skeeball. ready...comment
Rival : ...tev?
Lynn : xD
Rival : he died in shock
Tev Loneglade : yo
Rival : vagina skeeball. ready...comment
Orion Pulse : VAGINA SKEEBALL
Tev Loneglade : what about it?
Rival : what you think bout it?
Orion Pulse : 50 points for hittin' the G-Spot!
Orion Pulse : XD
shmullus : oh dude he's so badaass he doesn't even CARE
Rival : shmull
Rival : in this game.
Rival : if you were to play?
Orion Pulse : ...the game?
Rival : *stops being mean*
Orion Pulse : FUCK
Tev Loneglade : sounds kinky but I'm passed my stuffing stage
shmullus : what?
Orion Pulse : i just lost the game.
Rival : xAHAHAHAHHAHA
Rival : well tev
Rival : pending the hole you penetrate with your balls.
Orion Pulse : HAHAHAH
shmullus : going to bed guys
shmullus : going to bed guys
Orion Pulse : RIVER JUST THREW SOMETHING AT ME
Rival : you either get.
Rival : STD
Orion Pulse : CUZ SHE READ GUILD CHAT
Rival : OPOP! GO FOR THE 20 pts!
Orion Pulse : AND ALSO LOST THE GAME
Orion Pulse : XD
Rival : didja win?
Lynn : rofl
Tev Loneglade : Oh and here I thought we were discussing inserting skeballs in holes
Orion Pulse : oh we are.
Rival : oh no tev
Rival : well
Rival : kinda
Rival : but
Rival : its a real game dude.
Rival : get it in the hole
Orion Pulse : think...what's that lovedoll that's all expensive and shit?
Rival : you get points
Orion Pulse : put some LEDs around the orifices.
Orion Pulse : and make it a skeeball game
Rival : ...OP. you are gonna make one arent you?
Orion Pulse : i'm fuckin' tempted.
Rival : if you do. you must get the right balls
Orion Pulse : basement dwelling fucktards everywhere would buy it.
Rival : diff set for everyone that plays
Rival : some small balls
Rival : some big balls
Rival : hairy balls
Rival : sticky balls
Rival : wet balls
Rival : you must get the set.
Orion Pulse : you've always been partial to the big ones.
Rival : but thats just because they squishy
Rival : *squishsquish*
Orion Pulse : HE ADMITS IT
Rival : well, you only say that
Rival : to cover that you like the small balls
Rival : (fits in his mouth better)
Orion Pulse : no, i prefer the vag, really.
Rival : but.
Orion Pulse : smells better.
Rival : if you must choose a ball.
Orion Pulse : ohshi-
Lynn : This would make for an interesting savechat
Lynn : To read later.
Lynn : :P
Orion Pulse : FIVE BUCKS SAYS RAE JUST CROSSED HER LEGS
btwink has logged in.
Orion Pulse : >>
Orion Pulse : <<
Rival : xD
btwink : rawr
Lynn : Nah :P
Rival : TWINK
Rival : vagina skeeball
Darien Stormhand : GOOBERS
Rival : would you play?
Lynn : GOOMBA
Lynn : :<
btwink : depends on who's vagina >.> <.<
Tev Loneglade has logged out.
Guildsman Tev Loneglade has disconnected.
Sir Galad : ....must......level......before.......sleep.......

I would post a typical LN chat, but I'm pretty sure it's illegal and the last thing I need is another reason to be hunted down by the FBI.

Stabbity Victus : It's $40 an hour, $25 if you're doing anything freaky
Souless : nills u switched guilds ???
Yastan : Wait, the freaky stuff costs less? 0_o
Stabbity Victus : Yes
Black Jesus : This converstion took a wierd turn
Stabbity Victus : I'm a freak
Black Jesus : curses
Black Jesus : foiled by mods
Stabbity Victus : XD

I'm not scared to post some LN chat >.>
Your Unholy Savior : XD yastan
Your Unholy Savior : Hey baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Avie : rofl
Victus : XD
Fenric : I love this guild
Vincent Valentine : Or just
Guildsman Darien Stormhand has connected.
Vincent Valentine : "Surprise! You have AIDS! :D"
Fenric : "How'd you mess up your face?"
Victus : o.O XD
Fenric : "I bet it was when you fell from heaven."
Your Unholy Savior : I gave one of my friends AIDS for Christmas
Vincent Valentine : Roflmao
Your Unholy Savior : True story
Your Unholy Savior : I'm not lying
Your Unholy Savior : :(
Victus : >.>
Skyshot : Hey Savior.
Your Unholy Savior : NO DADDY
Skyshot : Go to YouTube and look up the song "I Got It From Agnes."
Your Unholy Savior : NOT AGAIN
Your Unholy Savior : Oh k
Avie : wth is it with all the bones in my soup!