The Warring States of NPF - RaiRO Wing Wong Thread! ver. 2.0

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Dunk meets a character from the classic Escape Velocity
DunkelMentat : hi stud
Stud Beefpile : hi
Jesus : I don't want to do any more brewing until 99.
DunkelMentat : OH GOD
Main@Selfish: looking 4 2 emp
DunkelMentat : WHAT DID I JUST SAY

extra * lines added for clarity
*15 mines detonate, a peco corpse is breifly seen*
Elenor : another satisfied customer
Whomper : hahaha Ele
Thorbert : buffs please
Magnificat canceled.
Tarel : rofl
Dracorion : Whew.
*bragi'd Scatter Mines restores the pile with amazing speed*
Whomper : and another one
Kydrin : that was quick
Dracorion : Made it.
SorMago : lol
Dynamis : well
Kane : i love your mines
Thorbert : haha thanks =)
Whomper : good work Draco :B
Your Speed has increased.
Dracorion : That Assasin out there is Treye, right?
Blessing aligned.
Essedarius : i didnt even get to click
Sicarius : Hota should be
Whomper : both Treye and Hota were here
Alcyone : KS is attacking somewhere
Dracorion : The yellow one.
Sicarius : Oo, both
Alcyone : looks like raz.
Whomper : heh
Brime?
Sicarius : Trappingtons
HP/SP recovery increased.
Kathryne : buh? removing traps through the fence?
Tarel : sp=POOF
Dracorion : Which one is the yellow Sin? Treye or Hota?
Sicarius : I <3 ankle snares
Mil46r0s : yellow is treye
Whomper : KS is tying up GS right now
Sicarius : We could use more Snipers
Mil46r0s : hota is red
Dracorion : Good. I'mma have his ass.
*someone got blown up, I didn't even see them*
Dynamis : lol
Whomper : NICE Ele
Kane : XD
Dynamis : whomper.
Magnificat canceled.
Dynamis : your a maniac
Kane : mines are sexy
HP/SP recovery increased.
Dynamis : im so glad im on your side
Whomper : that was all Ele
+6 Bloody Inferno [1] is taken off.
Crimson Bolt [2] is put on.
Dynamis : Ele, your a maniac
Dracorion : He's a maniac! maaaaniaaac on the floor!
Whomper : I got, like, 3 hits in

a difficult mod to implement
Breakthrough : can't devote pallys?
Gloria canceled.
Skie : Nope, break
DunkelMentat : hm
Defense increased.
Rackem : cant devo other pallies
DunkelMentat : I got like 15 minutes left in me
Rackem : too bad too
Skie : I think it's that way so you don't have a line
SoIsYourFace : I know you got at least another day left in ya
Rackem : XD
Rackem : yeah
River Phoenix : you aren't the only healy dude are you?
Your Speed has increased.
Rackem : or worse
Leiuna : I'm here
Magnificat canceled.
RedHurt : Lane heals
Your Speed has increased.
Kendall : no lei and a priest too
Breakthrough : of link gun pallys that are effectively invulnerable?
Avaritia : A web!
River Phoenix : ok good
Krem : Hmm, I ended up in a weird place
Your Speed has increased.
Blessing aligned.
HP/SP recovery increased.
Skie : Yeah XD
*River Phoenix pinches kedalls butt*
Krem : Oh yeah, Arch needed a mobber
Leiuna : though I'm not sure how much longer I can stay on
Rackem : skie
Kendall : lol nice Riv
Breakthrough : they need a link gun skill

humonculus love ... or not
Pope Marty I: Come back I love you leafy girl!
Pope Marty I: Why do you always run away?
Liffy: cause I don't do sheep!
Pope Marty I: I am not a sheep, I am the pope of Arunafelsomething!
Doomstar16 : :o
Black Belt : Arunafeltz.
Black Belt : And you're a lamb.

secret identity revealed
ArchDM : and to give you an idea how much there is to OC for me..
ArchDM : I have over 900 items in my kafra
Breakthrough : I have that much all the time
ArchDM : most are not in the etc list
Breakthrough : but the Smiling Alchemist doesn't sell anything to npc's
Hotarubi : thats you?
Hotarubi : the SA?
ArchDM : Breakthough is the Smiling Alchemist
Hotarubi : OMG
Hotarubi : smiling alchemist during the day
Hotarubi : breakthrough during the night
Breakthrough : you mean the mask didn't tip you off?

I clipped out some stuff from this, but it made me chuckle:

Shaelyn : I need to find the likelyhood table for armor overupgrading again.
*Xonix has been left speechless*
Rayer Ardin has logged in.
Shaelyn : I think I've burnt 35 silk robes without +7ing one.
Strago : Negative b plus or minus the square root of b squared minus 4 a c all
Strago : over 2 a! :D
Shaelyn : Oh fuck! It's the quadratic equation! Run!
Strago : YES RUN
Strago : If you don't run I'm gonna bust out some pythagorean
Strago : Cause, y'know
Strago : Those're the two I know >_>

Oh, and a bit before that, Shae mentioned how it's cooler to imagine that I'm a Professor in real life too.. somehow that lead to a religious debate and the meaning of life. So.. jokingly:

Code:

Strago : So.

Strago : Who wants to talk about Pacman!

Strago : I want to see if it turns into a discussion about civil rights.

Xonix : I bet Pacman is a virgin :o

Shaelyn : I would, but I forget the ghosts' names

Strago : Um, isn't like Blinky and something?

Strago : They all sound the same 'cept for the last one

Xonix : The ghosts have names?

Strago : Pacman and MS. Pacman, Xon?

Strago : The dude's not a virgin :o

Xonix : I bet they're BOTH virgins

Strago : :O

Xonix : Due to lack of genitals.

Strago : Well

Xonix : and bodies.

Strago : They can kiss! :D

Strago : And kill each other doing it.

Xonix : :o

Xonix : Yeah.

Strago : Soo they can only do it once D:

Strago : They're like those turtles that die once they reproduce :o

Strago : 'cept with kissing, and they're just yellow circles

Aielai : Wouldn't they just split to reproduce, like ameoba or summat?

Xonix : You shure know a lot about turtles that die when they reproduce :O

Xonix : TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE EH?

Strago : No, when they split, they die!

Strago : Haven't you seen Pacman die, Aielai, he goes all inside out and asplod

Strago : es.

Strago : And yeah, Xon.

Strago : I'm a turtle :o

Strago : From the galapagos :o

Xonix : So I suspected :o

Aielai : Asplodes? Sounds like sporelike reproduction to me...

Strago : Let me tell you something

Strago : If you saw me using this keyboard

Strago : You'd be very impressed

Strago : WHAT WITH BEING A TURTLE AND ALL

Tatsu : ....

Tatsu : ok...

Aielai : So Strago's a virgin?

Shaelyn : Strago is secretly using a Chinese keyboard

Tatsu : ahhh

Tatsu : i hate those

Strago : A turtlese keyboard!

Tatsu : >>;

Xonix : You hate virgins?

Strago : XD

Xonix : ;-;

Strago : YES NOW GO DO IT, XON

Strago : Otherwise he'll hate you forever

Xonix : It will be taken care of! :o

Strago : 'kay :o

Strago : God, that wig, Shae >_>

Strago : New law: virgins can't have sex, they're no good at it. Later:

Strago : human race dies out.

Xonix : :o

Strago : :<

Aielai : yeah, that'd be a stupid law.

Strago : xD

Strago : Hence the joke :D

Aielai : but... you could rape them, right? then they wouldn't be virgins?

*Strago ties Tatsu's morph hood so it cuts off cisculation*

Strago : That's sex!

Xonix : I hate swordie sitting!

Strago : Why the hell is this called a hood?

Strago : It's like a bandana.

Aielai : Well, it's legally classified as rape, isn't it?

Strago : Yes, but not etymologically.

Aielai : true.

Xonix : It could be protected rape

Xonix : >>

Strago : Hm.

Aielai : but we're talking about a law, right? so *legally* they could be raped

Strago : Artificial insemination, if I'm spelling that right! :O

Aielai :  presumably.

Strago : Yeah, they could

Aielai : yeah, that'd work too, actually :p

Strago : We'd have a whole generation of babies

Strago : That have been born

Strago : via rape <_<

Strago : You're horrible Aielai

Strago : D:

Aielai : insemination'd be better than rape, though

Strago : Forced insemination = kind of rape?

Aielai : wellllll, what if rapists were required to wear a condom?

Xonix : Rapists would break that law? >_>

Strago : HAH

Strago : OMG

Strago : It happened!

Strago : We went from fucking Pacman

Strago : To civil rights

Strago : <3

Xonix : ...

Xonix : XD

Strago : I love you guys

Aielai : ...holy crap he's right.

Xonix : I did it! I started this!

Xonix : I SAID PACMAN'S A VIRGIN

Xonix : xD

Aielai :  /savechat :p

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The @who2 List

Barely anyone on.

It's only funny cause Scyn is afk.

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2nnoyconfuse

The @who2 List

Barely anyone on.

Around Christmas A of RaiRO, there were only like 5 people on.

I was talking to Munie

>.>

I used to have a screenshot but I accidentally deleted my stuff.

This happened one time in Thors:

Rayer Ardin: love, calm down
Rayer Ardin: :o
Strago: I am calm <_<
Rayer Ardin: CALM DOWN
Strago: I'm just yelling
Strago: For no real reason :o
Rayer Ardin: :P
Strago: I AM FUCKING CALM I'LL KILL YOU ALL
Strago: Brb :3
Althea: LOL
Rayer Ardin: lmao strago

And this one was in guild chat. I have no idea why the conversation became so weird:

Funeral: someone motivate me to do homework
Funeral: >_>
Althea: Learning makes you smart!
Raelin: I'm doing Spanish composition >_>
Funeral: *whiny voice* BUT I DON'T WANNA
Althea: DO IT OR YOU'RE GROUNDED
Funeral: D: YOUR MEAN I HATE YOU
Raelin: lawl
Raelin: Aww
Althea: GO TO YOUR ROOM AND THINK ABOUT YOUR ACTIONS
Raelin: No dinnerz for him either? :o
Funeral: *runs away crying, slams door* I HATE YOU I HATE YOU
Raelin: Or supper
Raelin: D:
Althea: XD
Raelin: *pats*
Althea: he gets stale bread slipped under the door on occasion.
Funeral: :<
Raelin: And water from the hose? >_>
Althea: no, from the goldfish bowl
Raelin: Eww.

Well, server went down before I could savechat, and my memory isn't perfect for the rest of the conversation, but at this point I was dead and Reborn was teabagging. AIek says "Reborn, that's my kill you're humping."
Last thing that goes up before server goes down?

Otto von Bismarck:Reborn, I will rape your face with a shovel.

D: I don't have the Boner chat from Raz saved either. Then again, that was pretty early on, when I first joined, so I'm not terribly surprised.

I'm entertained by the fact that I'm featured in a few of these chats, and all I do is laugh and make faces. :P

I save chatted the conversation where Twink was molesting Dante on his SG, with a Wind Lance. But it was more of a "you had to be there" type of thing. XD

I'll have to find that later.

There're so many great savechatted LN conversations, but I'm pretty sure I'd be banned for posting some of them. <.<'' And by some, I mean the surprising majority.