Like the fetish one?

Many of you have probably gotten whispers like this from me.
( To Masquerade ) : YOU!
( To Masquerade ) : You have an awesome name!
( To Masquerade ) : Congradulations!
( From Masquerade ) : Why thank you

Like pretty much half of what LN says in the run of a day, and like anything even remotely savechatting material. I'll have to dig through my logs to see if I can find some examples. :3nod:

...I have it.

He will be doctoring ANY chatlog that has the names Seifish or Helen in them. >>

Really. Doctoring them horribly.

Psh, the best ones don't >_<

Strago doesn't seem like the type to ever swear.
Does anyone else get that impression?

but he swore there.

I swear all the time.

As promised. This one's a little old, probably October or November of last year.


Guise : I only have A marc
Guise : Which I never use anyways
Levi : Also granted, I tend to stay behind everyone else.
Skyshot : Give it to NinMan, then.
Guise : No, I enjoy his suffering.
Guise : *evil laugh goes here*
Lannactoor : Give it to Lannactoor then
Skyshot : Lannactoor? Doesn't he, like, suck?
Guise : I enjoy your squishy suffering moreso
Lannactoor : I hear his wrath can make birds fall dead from the sky
Coyote Jack : Give it to me then!
Skyshot : That's not his wrath.
Skyshot : That's his breath.
Coyote Jack : Oh snap
Lannactoor : Oh snap
Coyote Jack : Jinx
Guise : I'll trade you for the doll >.>
Coyote Jack : Man.
Coyote Jack : I'd need at least your mom and the card for the doll
Guise : Your Mom?
Guise : I know a Your Mom
Levi : Not worth it, Jack.
Levi : His mom goes cheap.
Coyote Jack : Haha
Skyshot : Burn.
NinMan : someone has an extra marc?
Coyote Jack : Yeah, Martie sells her for 50k
Skyshot : Man.
Skyshot : Martie sells everything overpriced.
Coyote Jack : Exactly
Guise : Martie sells skyshot for less than OC price.
Guise : OH BURN
Guise : *back to essay*


(edited to remove unnecessary parts)

i miss katar and skalalala.

Green Fox : I mean, hey, I could do it
Orion Pulse : already?"
Allock : yep this is my seacond gat
[ Friend btwink ] : they were sittin on the bridge and i dragged a mob right over them
[ To btwink ] : i think it's a sinx.
Allock : they eat the bullets
[ Friend btwink ] : didn't kill them but scared the piss outta them lol
Green Fox : yeah
[ Friend btwink ] : they sure moved
Allock : im still useing regs
Allock : might sock up on some bloods for woe though
Allock : i kinda wana do the grenad quest now to
Allock : just to play with the changes
Aurum : Shut yo mouf
Allock : ;,;
Allock : why
Orion Pulse : mouf?
Aurum : Mouf
Orion Pulse : mouf.
Aurum : Moooooooo
Allock : -,~ im gona kill your littil jello thing
Orion Pulse : lol
Aurum : Now it rapes you, see!?
Allock : gahhhh
dark ryder : katar says he's gonna pay for the tranz of the first person to hit lvl
KatarWolf has logged in.
Orion Pulse : speak of the devil.
Orion Pulse : heya Katar.
dark ryder : hi katar
KatarWolf : you were talkin about me?
Allock : if all gang up on him we might live
KatarWolf : dare I ask what?
dark ryder : i was
dark ryder : about the lvl 99 thingy
dark ryder : for the non tranz
Aurum : Ew
Aurum : I have onion breath
btwink : about to have to go restock on potws
Allock : i want an onion bagle
KatarWolf : *sigh* I'd like to get leveling again but I still have to get that
Aurum : *throws toast at Al's face*
KatarWolf : damn hunterfly card
KatarWolf : 2200 killed today no card
Allock : oh btw op aurum was ploting a mutiny last night
KatarWolf : he always is
Allock : >,>
Aurum : This is true
Allock : <.<
Anolian : Die, human!
Anolian : Die, human!
KatarWolf : but he never makes it very far
Anolian : Die, human!
Anolian : Die, human!
btwink : rofl
Aurum : But my ideas dont involve "covering our eyes and hope they'll
Aurum : go away"
KatarWolf : he's too rapeable and he gets off track when we roll out the *********
Allock : lol
KatarWolf : **** ******* **********
Allock : you prove nothing!!!!!
Aurum : *slap*
Aurum : I know!!
Allock : web of lies!!!!
Orion Pulse : what about the time we busted out ~******~?
Aurum : oh shit not ******
Orion Pulse : remember?
Allock : whats ******
Orion Pulse : with the rubber ducky and the drill bits?
KatarWolf : oh right that
Aurum : Too bad we ran out of lube
KatarWolf : man he couldn't sit for week
Orion Pulse : even alden felt bad.
Orion Pulse : poor fella.
Orion Pulse : LETS DO IT AGAIN!\
Allock : ...... i dont wana know;,;
KatarWolf : on one condition
Aurum : *points at Al*
KatarWolf : we do it twice
Orion Pulse : right on.
Aurum : *points again*
Orion Pulse : sounds fair.
Allock : i have a gatling gun
Aurum : It should fit..
Orion Pulse : you gonna bring the celophane and cottage cheese this time?
Allock : just so you know
Aurum : Maybe not, but we can try
Aurum : Thanks for lettin us use it Al
Orion Pulse : i've got the bungee cords and Power Ranger suit.
Allock : it will be used on any one who comes with in 5 feet of my sexy hat
Orion Pulse : the pink one he likes.
KatarWolf : I can't carry it when I'm bringing the two tons of nacho cheese
Orion Pulse : oh, fuck, that's right.
Allock : wich will be on my head
Orion Pulse : damn, just had a thought.
Orion Pulse : where are we gonna get another Black Rhino?
KatarWolf : mexico like last time
Aurum : I have spare salami sticks from last time, so I'll bring those
Orion Pulse : think this one will wear the gimp mask like the other one did?
Aurum : He got fired
KatarWolf : it better for how much they cost
Orion Pulse : damn things are expensive.
Aurum : He bled too much
btwink : i love it when i just mobbed and im outta sp
btwink : and a random anol comes outta nowhere
Allock : you know aurum there talking about you >,>...exit stage left
Green Fox : hello friends on the anol map!
Orion Pulse : lol
btwink : go away!
KatarWolf : well it'd be a waste to just do it to one person
btwink : :)
Aurum : *pats Al* Whatever helps you sleep at night buddy
Green Fox : I cant even kill one
KatarWolf : I mean there was so much left over wax last time
btwink : lol
Allock : sigh i hate card hunting
btwink : you still hunting that horong card allock?

At least Aurum didn't have "Orion breath".

Oh lord I think I missed that. -giggles-

Proof that I am a complete asshole and hate you all, taken from a Meebo conversation.

Are you Jerry A? If not, who is it?

That would be me, yes.

In complete seriousness, I love Leia's suggestion, though I doubt he's serious about it.
It prolongs the problem (my perspective) with hidden kills that I've already mentioned*, so I doubt it'll get taken seriously at all--not to mention, here I am, supporting something that I've already argued against :D Which one of me will win?

In case your wondering what I'm referring to, it's these lines:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orion's Savechat Leia : know what would be a huge boost for sins Leia : if when you hid or cloaked the text from your last skill was removed

Perhaps it could be less broken if it applied to EVERYONE, so then anyone with a frilldora could do hidden kills...or snipers with cloak could do that and kill their messages...

This is not really a suggestion, more like a comment on a suggestion someone else made...if this is in the wrong place I could make a formal request...but I don't think there'd be enough support to go around....

* I can find it, if people would like me to, if there's interest...

Jerry A Gopher!

Aw, Fuinur's said some things that indicated that he was irritated with me but I'm too oblivious to have known that he abso-fucking-lutely hates the ever-loving shit out of me. Oh well. At least I made Tahr happy.

EDIT: I just read the quote from the MSN conversation (originally just read the quote in Tret's post). "FUCK" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! aaaah... good stuff.

By the way I have no hard feelings and stand by my thanks to Fuinur, although I guess he has some towards me.

The suffering you caused entertained me for at least fifteen minutes.

How much suffering was it, seriously? Was it a lot?

Macross : fuck yeah, angeling!
Rage Phoenix : Oh, what'd you get off of him?
Macross : pain, mostly
Rage Phoenix : sounds like most of my attempts vs him
Rage Phoenix : pain of not getting the drops I want
Macross : indeed
Rage Phoenix : I'd still farm him if I didn't already break the statistics on him as well
Macross : wow
Macross : he didn't drop anything
Macross : not even an apple
Rage Phoenix : sounds like 90% of my kills..
Macross : and statistics don't work on RO drop rates, not in the way people think
Rage Phoenix : for me, 100% isn't 100%
Macross : well, no, it's not
Macross : it's the way the drops work
Macross : take your estimated kills to get the item
Macross : add 50k if it's less then .1
Macross : multiply by 2
Macross : then give up

some humor and some angst
 

The Dracorian Retard Hour

Main@Impervious Weasel: Name me a wizzie or nuker in my range who is NOT Wo
Gol Gari has logged out.
Dracorion : Let Dynamis canary.
Main@Impervious Weasel: Woe-ing?
Cause this is THRILLERRR, THRILLER NIIIIIIIIGHT~
Gol Gari has logged in.
Dynamis : gosh dangit
Sicarius : Want me to pass leadership? :P
Main@Dracorion: THE BATMAN.
Main@Impervious Weasel: Batman does not Aoe.
Main@Epic Wizard: what for?
Whomper : It could cause problems. D:
Main@Antion del Amris: Wow that looked horrible
Main@Impervious Weasel: Iunno.
Main@Father: what element do you need, Impervious?
Main@Antion del Amris: I'll go away now
Main@Dracorion: HE AoEs with the POWER OF HIS WILL.
Main@Impervious Weasel: Rachel Sanc, Meds, whatever.
Main@Teralis: Thriller, huh?
Kathryne : traps
Main@Blaize: @main off
Whomper : I don't think we have enough swordsmen.
Thorbert : meh
Main@Blaize: Haha fail.
Main@Epic Wizard: fail
Main@Dracorion: THE POWER OF HIS FREAKING WILL.
Main@Impervious Weasel: something with exp.
Alcyone : Hey guys.
Lukav : Nope
Sicarius : Hiya Alcy
Alcyone : My dinner will be done real soon.
Essedarius : you're right we dont
Essedarius : i must make one
Dracorion : We need more Peco.
Main@Father: you can have an AOE ninja if I can kill it with fire
Lukav : ew
Kathryne : too many anything else though
Lukav : I like the TK though T_T
Alcyone : So just on to check plans and stuff.
Lukav : ranked even
Blessing canceled.
Dracorion : TKs should be able to ride Pecos.
Your Speed has decreased.
Sicarius : In Begerl atm
Essedarius : yeah we should
Lukav : or dragons
Main@Impervious Weasel: Can aforementioned AoE ninja take on tanked mobs of Meds?
Lukav : :3
Sicarius : except spelt right
Dracorion : OR IFRITS.
Main@Father: abosolutely
Main@Impervious Weasel: Awesome./
Kathryne : *Burger
Whomper : So is Olivia buffing anyone?
Lukav : well they kick.. how to kick on mount? >>
Essedarius : i wanted him as a pet
Whomper : Or afk?
Main@Father: or however you spell that word.
Olivia : gah i hate being relied on... i should have made this character in
Main@Impervious Weasel: Comodo it is then.
Olivia : secret
The D : ganbatte
Dracorion : They make the Peco kick.
Kathryne : hehe
Main@Father: be there soon, I need to pick up some stones.
Essedarius : wouldnt ifrit we a sweet pet
Alcyone : Any attacks or anything?
Whomper : yes, but then Whomper probably wouldn't have grinded you
Sicarius : Not as of yet
Main@Dracorion: Flying Peco Side Kick!
Olivia : and waited till i had a clue what i was doing
Whomper : live 'n learn :B
Whomper : May I have some buffage?
Main@SeIfish: So, main.
Whomper : Excellent.
Main@SeIfish: I am now odious.
Elenor : sounds like my Knight alt Olivia
Skie : Should I be in unfrozen mode or more hp mode?
Main@SeIfish: I have joined LN.
Dracorion : Is my order of buffage with a side of Assumptio ready yet?
Aurgelmir : Is it all right to come into the emp room?
Main@SeIfish: They own my soul.
Elenor : it is cool being not squishy though
Main@Hotarubi: join the funk
Main@SeIfish: End transmission.
Main@Dracorion: No no. RaiRO owns your soul
Whomper : unfrozen, Skie
Lukav : meh, unfroze..
Skie : Mmkay
Olivia : doesnt asumptio not work in woe
Whomper : that'll pass on to the others
Lukav : yea
Main@Vincent Valentine: No one owns any bit of you, Selfish.
Kathryne : if the attackers have fastcast SG or FJ, Unfrozen?
Main@Dracorion: Except for RaiRO.
Skie : That won't, whomp
Main@Dracorion: RaiRO owns all of our souls.
Whomper : It won't? Hm.
Main@Your Unholy Savior: Actually
Main@Your Unholy Savior: This contract says
Skie : You'll still be frozen if'n you're not protected yourself
Alcyone : New rule.
Main@Your Unholy Savior: A whole lot of souls belong to me
Skie : At least
Main@Your Unholy Savior: Dunno what a whole lot means
Main@Dracorion: However, I wouldn't be surprised if RaiRo gave Selfish her soul
Main@Dracorion: back.
Main@Your Unholy Savior: But I'm going to assume that's everyone
Whomper : for 20 more str, I can live with 1 less aspd
Skie : Me being unfrozen won't matter either way
Elenor : forget Orillion, OotF is Peco for Peco Puffs
Sicarius : Wanna canary, Alcy?
Alcyone : i will attack one creamy every woe.
Sicarius : Or are you eating?
Alcyone : i'm leaving in like 5 minutes.
Olivia : whats the rule?
Alcyone : I'll try to get back asap
Sicarius : Ah, nevermind then
Main@Kelinda Terras: Ludicrous speed....GO!
Sicarius : I'll canary till then
Main@Dracorion: Quote: "Forget Orillion. OotF is Peco for Peco Puffs" End quote.
Alcyone : I will attack one creamy every WoE
Main@Fenric Prott III: Shut up
Alcyone : and thereby farm creamies.
Essedarius : why?
Essedarius : just go rape the map
Main@Freshmore: I agree with Fenric
Alcyone : also, can I go poke or something?
Olivia : yah i got an abernite 1 oe, from 1 kill
Olivia : 1 woe*
Whomper : Odd... usually the party is in Bergel right from the get-go
Sicarius : Go see what GS is doing
Whomper : I guess it's the lack of players online.
Main@Vincent Valentine: Excuse Fenric, being a High Aco, he has no sense of tact
Whomper : Who, me? :B
Elegy : Sic, can I tag along?
Sicarius : They may not have much
Alcyone : Hohosandwich, right?
Kathryne : GS didn't have a lot of players on all day
Main@Vincent Valentine: *tosses Fenric a chew-toy(
Your Speed has increased.
Blessing aligned.
Main@Dracorion: The right way to do it is: "STFU BEFORE I RIP YOU A NEW ONE"
Whomper : I'll go with if'n you like
Main@DunkelMentat: hacos dont know anything besides healagibless OMGNOSP
Lukav : well we just had 30 players log on
Kathryne : KS seemed kinda low on the numbers as well
Sicarius : >.> Ele can go. he has portals
Whomper : keeping in mind though
Main@SeIfish: No.
Whomper : Martie and Tret are still online
Main@SeIfish: They also know pain.
Main@Dracorion: God, I love HAcos.
Guildsman Elegy has connected.
Main@SeIfish: Yet never grief counselling.
Skie : Tahr might actually be out tonight
Guildsman Alcyone has disconnected.
Main@SeIfish: And never, ever, ever any cake.
Main@Fenric Prott III: God, I love it when Dracorion stops talking
Guildsman Alcyone has connected.
Main@Fenric Prott III: Love it.
Whomper : Hjorlef is not online.
Main@Fenric Prott III: it makes my life complete.
Whomper : So yeah.
Elegy : Who's with me on offense, sic?
Alcyone : me!
Sicarius : Alcy
Skie : Howard?
Main@Dracorion: I love it when Dracorion is being Dracorion.
Elegy : Alrighty
Main@Dracorion: Love it.
Lukav : McTahr just signed onto messenger
Main@Arturo: As a side note. There was no ninja.
Whomper : Hm.
Skie : Mmkay
Sicarius : It's mainly a scouting ploy
Skie : Jade is on as usual though
Main@Impervious Weasel: I love it when it's my weapon that kills Dracorion.
Whomper : there's Hjorlef now
Main@Impervious Weasel: i miss those days.
Skie : mt
Main@Fenric Prott III: I love that too.
Main@Dracorion: There's ALWAYS a Ninja.
Main@Fenric Prott III: okay @main going off
Sicarius : You'll probably run into traps, as Sagatarii is usually on
Main@SeIfish: oO
Main@Fenric Prott III: because I am fucking tired of the Dracorion Retard hour
Main@Impervious Weasel: Where is my Ninja-nuker-man?
Olivia : woops
Main@Dracorion: What am I, the only retard on Main?
Alcyone : one turk, Raelin, and some unbeholden are here
Sicarius : *chirp chirp* >.>
Main@Aela: DAMNIT, now i have thriller stuck in my head
Sicarius : Fucking cricket
Sicarius : ...s
Main@Dracorion: Thrilleeeer. Thriller night!
Main@Goop: you just exist in your own stratification of retarded drac


Smoking Thors
Reaction : bbw left?
Defense increased.
BandAid : dunno
Breakthrough : he's not online
BandAid : ya
Reaction : lag?
Experience Gained Base:83590 (0.42%) Job:64740 (0.56%)
Experience Gained Base:69550 (0.35%) Job:53950 (0.47%)
You got Burning Heart 1.
Magnificat canceled.
Experience Gained Base:69550 (0.35%) Job:53950 (0.47%)
STR improved.
Experience Gained Base:176280 (0.89%) Job:134640 (1.16%)
BandAid : damnit mis click
HP/SP recovery increased.
Defense increased.
Reaction : not sure how good this is gonna be without more dps
HP/SP recovery increased.
BandAid : ya
BandAid : kevins probobly not commin back for a wial
Reaction : violence is taking so long he must be growing the tobacco himself


my standard party policy
lllustrabIe lllusion : can another sin come?
Breakthrough : this party is open to pretty much everyone who is in range and not a jackass

must...resist...off color... joke
Gustav : guys
Gustav : were are leaving people behind?
Vielle : Because we're dumb <-- I misread this line
Aleone : Because they're AFK?
Gustav : yay stupidity
Vielle : Seyren sounds like a girl
Stewie Griffin : grats
Aleone : One more level!
Raey Xiora : thats what makes him manley
Rhia : Break is the one back there
Gustav : ...
Breakthrough : no more blue pots for you Vielle, since you think I'm dumb
Aleone : Zing
Gustav : ?
Vielle : When did I say you were dumb? D:
Rhia : she said we were dumb
Stewie Griffin : that was Gustav fool :P
Breakthrough : oh sorry
Gustav : ?
Vielle : =/
Gustav : i said yay stupidity for LEAVING him
Breakthrough : I retract my zing <-- I was afraid someone would say something after I typed this
Rhia : correct
Stewie Griffin : oh
Vielle : I feel unzingeder than before! <-- then it got worse
Norns Eye : ow

theories on soloing Randy
Martie : you can solo Randy with that speed
Martie : DS DS DS run
Martie : DS DS DS run
Martie : DS DS DS run
Lunette : back in time?
Hotarubi : JT 28 dead
Martie : shhhh
Sanrod : Time travel
Hotarubi : haha
Lunette : i am moving fast enogh
Hotarubi : you won't need to run, Randy will back you up automatically
Lunette : and i don't. know. why.
Hotarubi : JT is awesome that way
Allais : if you live through it
Mooble : I...I want JT 28...
Martie : instacast JT 28
Mooble : =O

its a fine build, if you can afford the ammo
Elenor : B>Emveretarcon 750z
Tataku : You can buy Em at a shop
Shyrn Askei : My Isis ran away ;_;
Tataku : blacksmith?
Tataku : ya
Elenor : 1K is expensive when I shoot it for ammo
Tataku : There ya go
Arcueid : Why do you shoot it for ammo?
The deal has successfully completed.
Elenor : I am a grenade build slinger
Arcueid : Hm.

if your answer is 'make an alt' there is a balance problem
( From Rayer Ardin ) : so how much time do you spend farming?
( To Rayer Ardin ) : for rods? zero, but about 8 hours for every 1 hour of partying
( From Rayer Ardin ) : >_>
( From Rayer Ardin ) : I meant just in general
( From Rayer Ardin ) : do you use AD a lot?
( To Rayer Ardin ) : no I don't use AD a lot
( From Rayer Ardin ) : ah
( To Rayer Ardin ) : but I have to summon geographers just to survive while farming hearts
( From Rayer Ardin ) : ouch
( From Rayer Ardin ) : you know what I'd suggest
( To Rayer Ardin ) : so I have to farm blossoms for 1 hour to farm hearts for 3 hours
( From Rayer Ardin ) : just something I noticed
( To Rayer Ardin ) : to party in Thors for 30 mins
( From Rayer Ardin ) : lots of creators have hunter/sniper alts
( From Rayer Ardin ) : for farming
( From Rayer Ardin ) : what are you required to do in a thors party?
( To Rayer Ardin ) : well people accuse you of leeching if you aren't tagging
( To Rayer Ardin ) : and the only way I can do that is Acid Terror
( To Rayer Ardin ) : but I won't make an alt to farm, because I farm 8x as long as I do
anything else, so that alt would effectively be the main

Oh man, way back when I first coined the term "Dracorion Retard Hour."

Good times.

(I was such a dick.)

How did you....do that? It looks awesome, and its easy to tell the difference between the chats (party normal guild main etc)...

I recreated the source of the messages from context and memory. I used the "Lime" color tag for guild chat, the "Orange" color tag for party, and "Yellow" for PMs and broadcasts, which are easy to pick out. You'll notice I didn't bother to color the blue and red status messages, but I might in the future.

Was? What is this "was"?

I've since transcended dick and moved to asshole, of course.

only because it's in your job description. :nod:

back on topic
 

Point of Order
Kathryne : brb, mobbing! >>
Souless : to lvl 100 >=D
Souless : XD
Souless : ok
Souless : =p
Kathryne : i can't tank though
Kathryne : but i can mob and kill...
Souless : then i will use lov
Souless : when u get here XD
Black Belt : Ahhh. It feels nice to be held tight by my Loli.
Black Belt : >->
Experience Gained Base:4282 (0.02%) Job:1541 (0.01%)
Venali : Hi Mr. Tank
Black Belt : <-<
Experience Gained Base:15475 (0.08%) Job:8843 (0.05%)
Magnificat canceled.
Souless : XD
Elenor : well with a linked HW swalling me, I could probably tank the mob
Experience Gained Base:4282 (0.02%) Job:1541 (0.01%)
HP/SP recovery increased.
Souless : XD
Experience Gained Base:3 (0.00%) Job:3 (0.00%)
Souless : anyone would be able to
Experience Gained Base:10317 (0.06%) Job:5895 (0.03%)
Experience Gained Base:10317 (0.06%) Job:5895 (0.03%)
Experience Gained Base:10317 (0.06%) Job:5895 (0.03%)
Experience Gained Base:10317 (0.06%) Job:5895 (0.03%)
Experience Gained Base:10317 (0.06%) Job:5895 (0.03%)
Experience Gained Base:10317 (0.06%) Job:5895 (0.03%)
Souless : if i did spam sw
Black Belt : Psh, Yastan could do it alone.
Souless : brb
Black Belt : =D
Luck increased.
Experience Gained Base:3 (0.00%) Job:3 (0.00%)
You got Glacial Heart 1.
Elenor : Kathy it only counts as mobbing if you don't kill them yourself before they get here
You got Glacial Heart 1.
Kathryne : :(
You got Ice Cubic 1.
Black Belt : Awww.
Theroff : hahaha
Experience Gained Base:4282 (0.02%) Job:1541 (0.01%)
Gloria canceled.
Black Belt : Sad Kath is saaaad.
Elenor : just a point of order thing
Kathryne : fine i'll get you a mob
Kathryne : but gazeti's hit me...
Selece : BB needs to hurry
Experience Gained Base:4282 (0.02%) Job:1541 (0.01%)
Black Belt : I'm coming!
Magnificat canceled.
Elenor : most people feel it is called soloing if you kill them yourself

telling war stories to new people
Desiree : I was in the 30 person Thors party that managed to full tag a Swordmaster
Able Nightroad : XD
Desiree : got like 105400 job xp<-- made up a value that sounded right, actually that number is way too low, but it was a whole lot
Able Nightroad : Awesome.
Able Nightroad : Damn. XD
Blitzkrieg : how many levels was that?
Desiree : 2%, I was playing as a 102/54 character<-- it might have been as much as 2.9%

Terrible joke, but nice sentiment
Your Unholy Savior : What did the asymptote say to the hyperbola?
Your Unholy Savior : CAN'T TOUCH THIS. *dananana dana danda*
Zademar : Goddamnit, this is like one big happy family.
Your Unholy Savior : Eh?
Zademar : You people are better company than other people I've met on other MMORPGs.
Hands McAssgrab : thanks

An awkward moment in Pront.
lIlustrable IlIusion : blah
lIlustrable IlIusion : want some help leveling?
Otto von Bismarck : Meh.
lIlustrable IlIusion : ok
Otto von Bismarck : Sure.
lIlustrable IlIusion : no you just said meh
lIlustrable IlIusion : meh means no help !
Otto von Bismarck : meh means I dunno, let me check with my wife >_>
Otto von Bismarck : <_<
Otto von Bismarck : >_<
Otto von Bismarck : =P
lIlustrable IlIusion : you poor poor man
Bella : >.>
lIlustrable IlIusion : I'll have to buy you some porn later
lIlustrable IlIusion : to make up for having a wife
lIlustrable IlIusion : she isn't here is she?
Otto von Bismarck : ...
Otto von Bismarck : To my left, good sir.
lIlustrable IlIusion : OMG
Gustav : XD
Phoenix Wright : XD
*lIlustrable IlIusion runs away*
Bella : =P
Otto von Bismarck : Hahaha.

So this may have nothing to do with RaiRO, but I think it's a fairly funny quote from my days playing Eve. I'm pretty sure it explains itself...

Quote
hey guys dont ever spam local again or something

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

GM Sunshine > Good evening
Remedial > Hi there, what's up
GM Sunshine > We have been recieving several petitions regarding your members spamming local during combat
GM Sunshine > and we would like you to stop this this instant
Remedial > Totally false. We only fofofo one line each, and only after we win a battle
GM Sunshine > regardless
Remedial > If you check the chatlogs compared to LV killmails, you'll see that I am telling the truth
GM Sunshine > stop this
Remedial > I also don't control every single goon in GoonSwarm. I typed fofofo and then everybody else did
GM Sunshine > you are there figure head and leader, if you are unable to get them to do stop this, then who is?
Remedial > Well, you could always go to the offenders and talk to them personally rather than holding me accountable every time a goonswarm member gets petitioned
Remedial > I mean, I just love having a GM tell me to stop 2500 different players from performing an action
Remedial > But it's pretty much beyond my control. I don't even have a mic on TS right now
Remedial > Really you should probably just delete local entirely, as that's clearly why LV is losing the war in Detorid
GM Sunshine > local chat and LV's ability is not up for discussion here, your members behaviour is
GM Sunshine > let's stick to that
Remedial > Ok: you are a GM, I'm some fat guy on the internet in charge of a SPACE GUILD. I think you should go to people who break rules and bust their balls, not mine. I don't get to enforce rules because you know, fat guy on the internet.
Remedial > So when somebody renames a station to DEAD FAGGOTS or somebody screams "SMOSKE SUCKS" in #BobChat or somebody spams local with Fofofo, I really shouldn't be the person you convo.
GM Sunshine > you may not run the internet, but for all intents and purposes, you run Goonswarm
Remedial > Ok, I'll post a thread telling people not to spam fofofo on Eve-O.
GM Sunshine > how you get your members to stop this is not my concern, just do it
Remedial > Ok, so if "my guys" keep doing it, does that mean you're going to ban my account for non-compliance with an impossible order?
Remedial > Or will you just start gagging offenders in local so they can't spam
Remedial > PS voting option #2
GM Sunshine > I will not warn you for this in any way or form
GM Sunshine > regardless if you do comply this time or not
Remedial > Living up to your name every day, sweetcheeks!
GM Sunshine > but your actions will affect future decisions
Remedial > I'd like to elevate this complaint please
Remedial > Can I talk to your manager?
Remedial > Is he wearing a nametag?
Remedial > Or like a special hat or something
GM Sunshine > you can file a petition
Remedial > Should I file it under stuck?
GM Sunshine > you can do that
Remedial > I love you GM Sunshine, you're my favorite GM in this chatroom
GM Sunshine > considering I'm the only GM in here, I'll take that with a pinch of salt
Remedial > /emote takes off his shirt.
Remedial > 16/m/FL
Remedial > u??
GM Sunshine > Immortal, male, Game masters
Remedial > /emote puts on his robe and wizard hatt.
Remedial > /emote massages ur master.
Remedial > OH GOD BEES BEES GET THEM OFF

Quote
Remedial > Goons please don't fofofo anymore as you're causing LV to lose the war
GM Sunshine > but...
Nweilin Ng > oh noes, GM
Nova Cygni > fofofofofo
Magere > fofofofofo
Kerevar > fofofofofofofo
Stradiot > fofofo
Althera > fofofo
Eyud > fofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofof
Hotokhe > fofofo
Vera Nosfyu > fofofo
Contez > fofofofo
Zinrix > fofofo
Arthur Miller > fofofofoof
Ilarra > fofofofofofo
Arthenis > fofofofo
Woobins > fofofofofofo
SPACE BEEZ > foofoofo
Psyyke > fofofofoof
Ilucid > fofofo
Captain Tabouli > fofofo
Innominate > fofofo
Margaret Houlihan > fofofo
FreeOJ > fofofofofofo
Bane Glorious > NOOOOO
SPACE BEEZ > foofofo
SamHandwich > fofofofofoof
Enormus > fofofof
Von Kleist > fofofofofofo
Saldio Banderas > fofofo
RedhawkMillionaire > fofofofofofo
Monopthalmus > fofofo
Vintage Uno > fofofof
Johanen > fofofofofofofofo
Svaha Norbu > fofofofo
HydroSan > fofofo
Pyrosquee > fofofof
inferno sun > fofofofo
The StrayDawg > fofofofof
General Brusilov > fofofo
Habe Quiddam > fofofo
Scavok > fofofofoffo
ShadowImage > fofofo
Sherkaner Lumpen > fofofofo
Zarimax Mishka > fofofofofofo
Sporadicus Hue > fofofo
Darkxray > fofofofofof
Ska La > fofofof
Ianaa > fofoofofo
Tandrea Lei > fofofofofo
Eronarn Palazzo > fofofofofofofofofofo
Brick Bossload > let the record stand that mcgaver is would kick the crap outta james bond any day
Remedial > NO DONT WHAT HAVE YOU DONe
Agmar > you're a pretty professional leader Remedial
Crivens > goons and their' lagspoilts
Remedial > STOP STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
Variso Ageo > Remedial: it's when your team loses carriers and keeps coming that I'm worried about the war.
K'Bar > ok guys lets chill man its only a game
Swirler > omg! I am lagging so bad now!!! stop that!!
GM Sunshine > I will only ask this once Goons
Gramtar > haha another LV pos just went BOOM!
Brick Bossload > cya pos
GM Sunshine > stop spamming local like you did just now

interesting party chat edited out the lines that didnt contribute to what happened

greyfox : INVASION!!!!
greyfox : jeez 6 of em
Mil46r0s : in preemp
greyfox : they all gangbanged me
Essedarius : was it good grey?
Gloria canceled.
greyfox : it was horrible
Rayer Ardin : greyfox
greyfox : hmm?
Rayer Ardin : YOU'RE A WOMAN NOW
greyfox : :p
greyfox : age 16 counts as woman?
Rayer Ardin : I meant the gangbanging
Rayer Ardin : lol
greyfox : lol
greyfox : they took turns too T_T
Farmslave Alpha : :D
greyfox : it was evil

oh the memories...they flash into my head in my sleep...

no...no...NO! get away form me!nuuuuuu! don't take turns! nuuuuu!!!!!

Edit: look at sig to see it also.

Laestell on Skyshot
Darien Stormhand : a sniper is trying to get to us
Gloria canceled.
Luck increased.
Mr Cmot Dibbler : the rest of us wait
Magnificat canceled.
HP/SP recovery increased.
Darien Stormhand : move back to the middl ehere
Dyreth : everyoen regroup
Mr Cmot Dibbler : ok
Darien Stormhand : I believe NT is going to move the thing
Gloria canceled.
Mr Cmot Dibbler : so, can lae, darien, and nt go get the guy?
Werlyn : I can't port effectively, sorry =/
Laestell : *crucks neck*
Mr Cmot Dibbler : morris that is
Laestell : wtf
Laestell : Skyshot??
Laestell : L:et him burn!
Laestell : BURN I SAY
Darien Stormhand : FIRE PILLAR
Mr Cmot Dibbler : lol
Goklin : brb
Blessing aligned.
Darien Stormhand : lol
Mr Cmot Dibbler : ok, can someone who is not lae, darien, and NT go get him?
Laestell : whenever you doofs are ready.
Werlyn : =o Lae has a distaste for Sky (that I am unaware of)?
Darien Stormhand : sb needs to run out so I can port
Laestell : Nah
Darien Stormhand : it's a joke
Laestell : Skyshot just likes to hit on me.
Dyreth : there
Darien Stormhand : they have this long-running joke
Laestell : and I like to threaten to rape him.
Darien Stormhand : one time she accepted his hit-on
Darien Stormhand : and he was like
Laestell : Because he's celibate. :D
Magnificat canceled.
Darien Stormhand : scared
HP/SP recovery increased.
Laestell : Ya man
Laestell : He hates sex
Werlyn : oh, well then. I need to go to Prontera more and see this
Laestell : and he's not gay. :D
Werlyn : ...maybe he's---
Baglis : LOL
Darien Stormhand : kik'
Mr Cmot Dibbler : lol
Darien Stormhand : lol
Werlyn : just about to say it
Laestell : Okay.

Niff until Apocalypse
Baglis : NTT you mean GS is the highest or KS?
Your Speed has increased.
HP/SP recovery increased.
Not Testman Two : GS I'd assume
Not Testman Two : Due to length of existance
Baglis : Martie
Darien Stormhand : not to mention Kelinda
Gloria canceled.
Luck increased.
Baglis : What is the guild level?
Mr Cmot Dibbler : gs guild lvl is in the low 20s i think
Baglis : >>
Laestell : kaflump
Mr Cmot Dibbler : they dont beleive in tax :P
Gloria canceled.
Luck increased.
Baglis : Martie is in GS on this character
Baglis : She can look
Baglis : D:
HP/SP recovery increased.
Baglis : He*
Gloria canceled.
Luck increased.
Morris : Bless/AGI?
Darien Stormhand : what about with kel nuking niff until the apocalypse?
Darien Stormhand : seriously
Darien Stormhand : >_>

Warning this is a Dracorion related post but now everything is explained:

Rayer Ardin : wonkar needs to unafk
Wonkar : back
Rayer Ardin : :D
Essedarius : its like rayer is magic
Dracorion : Rayer, give me a large penis with your magic.
Essedarius : he says they need to unafk and it happens
Essedarius : i knew there was compensation going on there drac
Rayer Ardin : did drac just admit to having a small weewee?
King John V : yes

My power is too great for this world! I must...y'know...disappear and such.

To damn true sir.

Speaking as someone who spent far to long on Runescape (Elementary and Middle School and then High School friends talked me out of it), WoW (for a summer which helped talk me out of Runescape), and GuildWars which are all full of people with the social abilities and niceties of a REALLY rude 2 year old.

Lets see... The makings of thors party when theres less than 20 people on =D


Furin : ok
Furin : we should--
Carlisle : AN HPPPPPPPPPP
Barrier formed.
Furin : ..do that.
Dracorion : IT'S-A HIGH PRIEST!
Dracorion : GET IT!
Carlisle : ATTACK
Eleanor : ZOMG HP
Carlisle : LULZ
Archibald : Well, do you know if Selfish will log on today?
Blaize : I don't think anyone can know that
Carlisle : RAWRRRRRRR
Archibald : <.<
Pope John V : <3
Carlisle : Thors? :D


At Thors -


Dracorion : The good news is, he's gone.
Experience Gained Base:864 (0.00%) Job:65998 (0.11%)
King John V : D:
Darien Stormhand : he's gone?
Magnificat canceled.
Dracorion : Bad news: A Kasa is peeing on my corpse.
Defense increased.
Blaize : Kasas don't pee!
Carlisle : ^^;;
Farmslave Alpha : darn
Blaize : do they?
Selece : thats bad? >>
Dracorion : Yes they do.
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:312 (0.00%)
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:312 (0.00%)
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:312 (0.00%)
Experience Gained Base:476 (0.00%) Job:36288 (0.06%)
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:131 (0.00%)
Skill has failed.
Blaize : what the hell do they pee?
Skill has failed.
Dracorion : It is for me.
Blaize : Oil?
Dracorion : I'm gonna rot.
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:217 (0.00%)
Experience Gained Base:392 (0.00%) Job:30400 (0.05%)
You got Burning Hair 1.
King John V : fire
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:312 (0.00%)
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:58 (0.00%)
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:53 (0.00%)
Blaize : they're MADE of fire
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:1 (0.00%)
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:188 (0.00%)
Carlisle : He needs buffs
Darien Stormhand : assumpt please
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:312 (0.00%)
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:137 (0.00%)
Experience Gained Base:404 (0.00%) Job:31283 (0.05%)
Dracorion : No, they're not made of fire.
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:312 (0.00%)
Darien Stormhand : thanks
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:271 (0.00%)
King John V : sso they pee fire
Dracorion : They're birds ON fire.
Darien Stormhand : who else is glad that heal cooldown was reduced again?
Dracorion : They pee normal urine. Except it's on fire.
Blaize : I'll tell you what they are
Dracorion : IFRI T BACK.
Blaize : A bunch of Moltreses
Carlisle : yo
Dracorion : IFRIT BACK.
Blaize : that's what
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:48 (0.00%)
Experience Gained Base:209 (0.00%) Job:16195 (0.03%)
Eleanor : Awwww....
Experience Gained Base:392 (0.00%) Job:30400 (0.05%)
King John V : i don't like this game =(
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:244 (0.00%)
Eleanor : Almost made it back.
Darien Stormhand : Moltress is the shitty one
Experience Gained Base:1008 (0.00%) Job:76998 (0.13%)
Darien Stormhand : <3 Articuno
Blaize : yeah
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:95 (0.00%)
Experience Gained Base:392 (0.00%) Job:30400 (0.05%)
You got Burning Hair 1.
Blaize : Articuno forever
King John V : and i'm stripped
Darien Stormhand : :DDDD
Farmslave Alpha : poor moltres =(
Dracorion : Agreed.
King John V : i r naked
Experience Gained Base:882 (0.00%) Job:67374 (0.12%)
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:96 (0.00%)
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:97 (0.00%)
Dracorion : Wooooonk!
Dracorion : SAVE ME!
Dracorion : Yay!
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:312 (0.00%)
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:312 (0.00%)
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:312 (0.00%)
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:312 (0.00%)
Experience Gained Base:0 (0.00%) Job:312 (0.00%)
Darien Stormhand : where is ifrit?

Obviously I need to start doing Thors again since Drac is dead meat without the crazy teleporting High Wizard there to save him XD

Oh and, since I have been gone. It seems like Darien Stormhand went champion. Grats Rayer ^_^

Raem expresses his true feelings for me:

EDIT: WARNING. The following content may not (I'm not quite sure) be suitable for minors, blah blah blah. Fairly be ye warned.


Strago : He's idle on AIM.
Dracorion : Raem, what kind of porn do you like?
Strago : =o
Eliren : dracorion porn
Eliren : so hawt
Strago : Gross.
Eliren : xD
Dracorion : It's only natural.
Kathryne : i bet he's underage, so that'd be like illegal
Eliren : I undress his LK with my eyes
Dracorion : It pays the bills, though.
Strago : Drac is like 12
Dracorion : XD
Dracorion : Raem, you just made me choke.
Eliren : i imagine a tender young, lithe supple body to explore
Kathryne : XD
Eliren : wow i cant believe i fucking typed that
Eliren : xDDD
King John V : lol
shmullac : this is really slow, coudl i get an agi from someone?
Kathryne : quick, someone savechat!
Eliren : fuckfuckfuck
Kathryne : yeah, brb
Eliren : *hexdumps everyone*
Strago : There's a surprising amount of Mega Man.exe hentai
Strago : I think it's all the tights
Mitsuki : savechatted
Dracorion : You can't believe you fucking typed that because it's not true or because you didn't think you could type something quite as smart as that?
Eliren : dammit!
shmullac : tyty
Dracorion : Mitsuki, what kind of porn do you like?
Myona : oh snap, forgot to savechat :(
Strago : It's because he can't believe he really feels that way
Mitsuki : dont worry kath
Mitsuki : i did
Myona : whew
Strago : And is burying it down to the bottom of his soul
Eliren : xD
Strago : Where it can become a disorder and he'll start killing boys
Strago : In 10 years
Strago : =o

I must say, I'm flattered. Even if I don't quite feel the same way. Also, Strago knows psychology.

I lulz at minors.


Selece : *bites*
King John V : D:
Essedarius : selece is kinky
Essedarius : she likes to bite
King John V : >.>
Katherine : i only have lvl 1, cheaper in sp that way
Selece : D:
King John V : selece is a sniper
Sanrod : It's just a way to cyber-salute
*Katherine bites Sel*
Selece : =D
Selece : *bites back*
Katherine : D=
Selece : i started the whole biting thing D:<
King John V : she never bites me D:
King John V : i'm a kangaroo
King John V : :D
Katherine : maybe she's afraid of getting weird diseases
Sanrod : I feel it's better that way
Selece : rabies!
Selece : wait whut
King John V : D:
Katherine : rabies is scarily similar to babies
King John V : >.>
Sanrod : Sniper pants aren't the best things to bite
Selece : john is jail bait
King John V : :D
Katherine : aren't you too?
Essedarius : im of legal age
Essedarius : and so is sel
King John V : not in her country >.>
Essedarius : or close enough
King John V : she's legal
Selece : :D
Selece : im 17
Essedarius : now AS she's totally not legal
Selece : nope
Selece : she's like
Carlisle : What?
Selece : 14
Katherine : neither is Raem :p
Selece : =o
King John V : *coughjailbaitaswellcough*
Carlisle : Morning, birds.
Essedarius : afternoon
Carlisle : Oh. It is one pm.
Sanrod : Talking about legal drinking age, I think
Carlisle : ._.;;
King John V : its barely afternoon :D
Katherine : or 7 pm...
Carlisle : No.
Carlisle : Legal "let me sex you" age.
Carlisle : Right?
Sanrod : damn
Essedarius : there ya go
King John V : yep
Carlisle : :D
Essedarius : she comes into the convo half way through and figures it out
Sanrod : It's so obvious it hurts
Katherine : BUTTSECKS?!!!
King John V : it doesn't apply to me, i make the rules so i get to break them
Carlisle : Not that hard.
Essedarius : brb gotta finish a THG
Selece : pfft
Selece : you have man stalkers
Essedarius : unless raem wants to save me time
King John V : sadly
Sanrod : We need the chikkens back?
King John V : that guy came to my house AGAIN
Selece : for 10 minutes?
King John V : yeah
Selece : he luuurves you
King John V : i should really call the police
Carlisle : We both do. T.T;
Dracorion : I still say scare him with your porn collection.
Katherine : pics or it didn't happen!
King John V : D:
Carlisle : Kathy. >_>
Sanrod : Just call the police, they'll se it's nothing and not come again even if you need it
Dracorion : Or, fine, be a pussy and call the police.
King John V : selece will protect me :D
Selece : i
Selece : am
Selece : a small
Katherine : mmm?
Selece : asian girl
Carlisle : What jorb lebel you go at?
King John V : bite him :D
Selece : :D
Dracorion : And operation "Boy Who Cried Wolf" will be a success, Sanrod!
Carlisle : Arcani no remember. D:
Katherine : 54
King John V : or kick him low
Carlisle : Hokay.
Sanrod : Selece, small asian girls can be really scary
Dracorion : AND I WILL BE ABLE TO BREAK INTO JOHN'S HOUSE AND RAPE HIM.
Katherine : gets me everything but envenom and detox
Dracorion : AND NO ONE WILL BELIEVE HIM.
King John V : D:
Dracorion : Tee hee.
King John V : i have pedophobia


We seem to have this kind of convos a lot. The epic war! Pedos vs. Jailbaits.

The war is rather disturbing.

I am definitely on the pedo side

[Quote:] Sanrod : Selece, small asian girls can be really scary

*points to AngelicSlayer* :D

I know, I need to clean out my savechats more often
 

nekkie pics
Faolin : well....naked pics didn't work
Dyreth : you were missing
Dyreth : pos lag
Faolin : let's see
DunkelMentat : nuking my own mob is scary
Faolin : i don't have much equipment
Not Testman : I never got any of those
Your Unholy Savior : That reminds me, I need my Kiel ulle's back
Your Unholy Savior : owait
DunkelMentat : and also I have only done this once and am not great at it yet
Faolin : i offered 'em!
Not Testman : That would have totally worked
DunkelMentat : I need to learn
Dyreth : can i damge test on some one?
ArchDM : want my knight to tank the mob then and have you nuke?
DunkelMentat : I'd rather practice mobbing
Not Testman : I prefer to recieve my half first
Not Testman : Safety reasons
DunkelMentat : my goal is jups mobbing so thats what I want to get good at
Faolin : uh huh, of course
Faolin : well i sent them to river last night
Faolin : she approved
Faolin : as did orion
Fencoon : I /never/ get nekkie pics. =)
ArchDM : ehh, mobbing Jups is different then anywhere else
Fencoon : er
Fencoon : =(
Faolin : but it's only fair, i got nekkie pics of them first
DunkelMentat : we can use the night if you want I guess
Alcyone : i can mob most places
Alcyone : niff, GGD if I got evil armor
DunkelMentat : I'm just in a flee build and havent really mobeed with it yet
Dyreth : anyone have the pvp gears, i can test on?
Faolin : so let me know when you want to trade ;)
Redemption : Is there any way to check what you character is going to be?
Strago : =o
Redemption : Im not sure if this is going HP or champ
Breakthrough : well can we do jups like this? it has good money and elu, and everyone needs
elu
Kame : There's an easy way
Alcyone : uh
Fencoon : Well
Kame : Go to valhalla
ArchDM : ehh
Fencoon : What were you?
Kame : and talk to the champ and HP
ArchDM : not really
Redemption : I dont know Fen
Redemption : Not my character
Fencoon : Oooh okay
Kame : I just told you how!
Fencoon : I was like
ArchDM : I'm still setup for ktul
Dyreth : dunk
Fencoon : That is dumb and you are dumb!
DunkelMentat : what.
Dyreth : can i damge test on you?
Redemption : But wont that trans me Kame
Not Testman : Last nights offer is acceptable
DunkelMentat : reall quck, sure
Kame : ....
DunkelMentat : invite.
Kame : oh shit
Fencoon : Yes it will trans you
Kame : yes, it will
Redemption : Then no
Redemption : <_<
Alcyone : heh
Alcyone : It's like a suprise
Dyreth : no sumpt
Fencoon : at any rate go to job level 70
Alcyone : get to j70
Redemption : I know
Redemption : Just
Kame : Or, easy way
Alcyone : and open the magical mystery haco
Fencoon : AND THEN find out :D
Faolin : alright then
Faolin : testman gets boobs
Redemption : I dont want to level the wrong character
Dyreth : all else doesnt matter
Kame : Hack into the RaiRO server and look at the char database
Faolin : don't mind my messy vanity...i had to use my phone
Fencoon : Redemption sounds like a priest
Faolin : have msn?
Dyreth : oh
Not Testman : No
Faolin : i can't exactly photobucket them
Dyreth : was wondering..
Dyreth : why you didnt heal XD
Alcyone : hai eremes.
Faolin : well get some instant messenger
Faolin : and they're yours
life with boobs
Black Jesus : Well, I'm incredibly bored
Black Jesus : if RaiRO remains this dull I might have to go get...... a life
Lord Aramat : get a g/f instead
Away automessage has been activated.
Lord Aramat : it's like a life but with boobs
pot of chocolate
DunkelMentat : the problem of pot is the munchies, the answer to munchies is chocolate.
Faolin : ....
Faolin : *flicks fen*
Faolin : shuttup
DunkelMentat : brb. going to 711
Fenric Prott III : Hee hee
Fenric Prott III : Hey, it was tuesday when the arrangements were made :D
Fenric Prott III : Sweet.
Breakthrough : why do you need drugs at all if you got chocolate?
Scyner : umm cause chocolate doesnt get you high?
Breakthrough : but its legal in all 50 states
Not Testman : I don't think her goal is to take a legal substance
common knowledge
Whomper : Now I wasn't even trying.
Whomper : That wasn't nice.
Big Bad Wolf : those 80s really stack up.
Whomper : >_>
Big Bad Wolf : Also we all know that Whomper does not really ever die
Big Bad Wolf : and that you just @died to help my self esteem
Big Bad Wolf : which I appreciate.
Big Bad Wolf : Nope
Big Bad Wolf : You surrendered, and by that, you really won
Big Bad Wolf : Just like in Yu-gi-oh the abridged series!
spicy dong
MuniePhants : my u dang is ultra spicy this time
MuniePhants : er u dong
Big Bad Wolf : u dang?
MuniePhants : whatever
Day Mode is activated
Big Bad Wolf : I have no idea what a u dong is either
Big Bad Wolf : sounds like a crooked penis
MuniePhants : >.>
MuniePhants : its a type of noodles
Big Bad Wolf : uh huh, "noodles"
got it from Blaize
Mitsuki : and dont call me mit ><
Wonkar : would you rather Mittens?
Blaize : Mitten~
Mitsuki : shut up, wonkies
Mitsuki : D=
Blaize : Hey, I came up with mitten
Mitsuki : ....i liek them a little?
Blaize : You just added the s
Mitsuki : is that ok D=
Harahel : Potatoes are Irish, I though.
Breakthrough : anyone want some brewing done for them?
Mitsuki : and blaize, grimpond was calling me mittens ware before you =p
Harahel : Screw you, Red.
Harahel : You can go die in a fire
Blaize : I'm sure grimpond got it from me
Harahel : WTF?
Mitsuki : he started calling me that on another server =P
Grand Divine : What is your monk missing bags?
Blaize : Doesn't change nuthin!
Stud Beefpile the Autocounter tank
Darien Stormhand : stud
Darien Stormhand : you re my favorite knight ever
ArchDM : congrats
Luck increased.
Magnificat canceled.
HP/SP recovery increased.
Sinister Monk : cuz he AC tanks? :P
Darien Stormhand : yes

Thors party, kinda funny.

Celerity : penis + boobs = futa
Ayuss Master : DU EET
Blaize : o_o
Carlisle : dad's cold ._.
Dracorion : YOUR SISTER IS WATCHING, RENEE.
Luck increased.
Renee : your hoodie was too warm tarel
Carlisle : no the neighbors are
Ayuss Master : heh
Remedy : futs is lame
Dracorion : YOU KNOW WHERE THIS PATH LEADS.
Remedy : futa*
Luck increased.
Dracorion : Will you go down that path anyway?
Ayuss Master : thats not all renee
Renee : ow i'm lagging
Ayuss Master : >_______>
Renee : yes it is >_>
Dracorion : Tarel is watching too!
Ayuss Master : -_-
Afriel : Ayuss, this is your chance. Quick run to her house
Renee : keepin' my pants on
Gloria canceled.
Killthemall : back
Dracorion : I FUCKING KNEW I.
Celerity : the implication being
Dracorion : Renee is a man!
Renee : ..................
Celerity : that her shirt is off
Blaize : there's a bra though
Blaize : right?
Magnificat canceled.
Rival : ugh...tired xX
Renee : nah
Renee : i don't wear bra
Renee : s
Blaize : >_>
Dracorion : Bras are a myth.
Renee : to sleep
Carlisle : You layed in bed all day.
Blaize : faaaair enough!
Carlisle : ._>
Renee : so it wa salready off
Carlisle : ._.
Ayuss Master : yay for bra-less chicks
Celerity : all the dudes in the party have an erection
Scyner : wrong
Celerity : except drac, he can't
Blaize : totally
Gloria canceled.
Scyner : bra= your friend
Carlisle : lol
Dracorion : All the girls in this party are touching themselves.
Toxic : Braless is odd. You need to have a bra.
Souless : ty
Carlisle : yeah..
Carlisle : >>
Ayuss Master : true scyn
Carlisle : I like bras. >_>
Renee : i like sport bras
Blaize : I too like bras
Celerity : i usually don't bother
Renee : and racerbacks
Dracorion : Also, of course I don't, Alcy. Why do you think I ask Raem for boobs?
Celerity : I don't have enough to need a bra
Carlisle : grats
HP/SP recovery increased.
Renee : AWW
Carlisle : Aww.
Killthemall : need sp
Carlisle : ;-;
Renee : shes so cute
You cannot get the item.
Remedy acquired Burning Heart.
Killthemall acquired Burning Heart.
Dracorion : Alcy has no boobs!
Carlisle : mm!
HP/SP recovery increased.
Remedy : any breast size A or larger needs a bra >>
Killthemall : thanks
Dracorion : Just reproductive organs.
Carlisle : Alcy send me a picture! :D
Afriel : Alcyone has tripple E's
Blessing canceled.
Celerity : Or I use sports bras
Your Speed has decreased.
HP/SP recovery increased.
Weapon Damage is improved.
Blessing aligned.
Your Speed has increased.
Dracorion : Alcy is 28Flat!
You got Burning Hair 1.
Renee : >_>
Blaize : that's just mean\
Luck increased.
Afriel : Alcy is so flat she is jelous of the wall
Dracorion : Mean is ALL WE ARE.
Renee : drake is a dick
Luck increased.
Ayuss Master : T_T
HP/SP recovery increased.
Dracorion : I don't have one, though, Renee.
Afriel : brb
T F K : i can't help but think this is my fault.
Carlisle : Drac has a dick thar stretches from a to z on a keyboard.
T F K : i suggested a Thor party.
Ayuss Master : hah
Renee : wow
Luck increased.
T F K : and look what it got us.
Renee : i went to rez drake
Ayuss Master : it all started in pront you're saying?
Weapon Damage is reduced.
Dracorion : Didn't I just say there is none? Jeez.
Renee : I"M HORNY :D
Blaize : ...
Carlisle : Drac has a dick thar stretches from a to z on a keyboard.
Blaize : go cyber
HP/SP recovery increased.
Blaize : geez
Luck increased.
Carlisle : lolololol
Celerity : tarel, that's your cue
Dracorion : Why are you all guessing sizes now?
Carlisle : cyber doesn't work. >>
T F K : yeah, i think it started when... i suggested a thor party
Dracorion : AS is just trying to get into the game.
Luck increased.
Renee : rofl
Carlisle : Not really. >>
Theatrikus : i say drac has no dick. because hes a chick
Luck increased.
Dracorion : YAHRLY.
Ayuss Master : actually
Blaize : I'M ACTUALLY NOT THAT HORNY
T F K : XD
Ayuss Master : it started when we DLed this RaiRO
Carlisle : I was just addingto the drac is a dick
Luck increased.
HP/SP recovery increased.
Renee : dDOWN
Renee : FLANK
Carlisle : unce
Toxic acquired Burning Heart.
Souless : party sammich >.<''
Celerity : yeah, not really horny either

and that party is ongoing...expect more.

Ill have more later, but party isnt over yet o=

if possible this weekend, invite me to one o' them innuendo thors parties. i have yet to actually experience this weirdo general topic while gaining fast levels. I am afraid it will be too much for me.

Nekkid pictures, hahah, oh Fao you so silly

Darien Stormhand : celibacy ftw
Dorian Gray : I like penis too much to
Dorian Gray : wait
Darien Stormhand : ./savechat
Rei Ayanami : XD
Morris : ./screenshot
Morris : ./photograph
Darien Stormhand : ./imax filming
Morris : ./copymachine
Morris : ./documentaryproduction
Rei Ayanami : ./syndication
Morris : ./bookdeal
Dorian Gray : ./badmelgibsonremake
Darien Stormhand : o_o

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

A typical night in Razgriz.
Sir Galad : ones that taste bad?
Sir Galad : I'm not picky
Rival : ...toenail clippings
Lynn : xD rofl
Lynn : I hate celery.
Lynn : I don't know why.
Orion Pulse : back.
Nills : you'd kill me with no sp!
Nills : :D
Rival : cuz you dont wanna go green rae? lol
Lynn : I can't eat a stick of celery but I can eat three raw oysters
Lynn : Without throwing up
Lynn : :P
Harold : impossible!
Orion Pulse : RIVER JUST THREW A FUCKING RUBBER DUCKY AT ME
Harold : cant use the skill with 0 sp!
Nills : nah you;d use blood price
Rival : AHAHAHAHAHHA
Sir Galad : oyster.....yum
Rival : QUICK! SING THE RUBBER DUCKY SONG!
Lynn : Note: Raw oysters are disgusting if you chew them a lot
Orion Pulse : SCREW THAT
Lynn : Ahahaha
Orion Pulse : I DID THE CHEWBACCA NOISE
Rival : AHAHAHAHAHAH
Orion Pulse : GGGGGHHHHHHHHGGGG!
Lynn : LOL
Lynn : lmfao
Rival : AND THEN????
Lynn : I can't do that noise! It makes me sad! D:
Sir Galad : no and then!
Harold : x.x
Orion Pulse : and then i got a beer.
Nills : ?
Rival : ...thats it?
Harold : blood price?
Harold : x.x
Lynn : Yes.
Rival : no getting backness?
Nills : lol
Harold : sounds emp
Lynn : It is THAT epic/
Rival : just...chewy.
Harold : emo
Orion Pulse : well, i mean
Lynn : *.
Orion Pulse : i chucked the rubber ducky at her bits.
Nills : you use hp instead of mp to cast spells!
Orion Pulse : but she got all pissy.
Orion Pulse : so
Nills : :D
Orion Pulse : i got a beer.
Harold : Bragi!
Lynn : XD
Rival : upper bits, or da lower ones? *bets on upper*
Lynn : ...
Nills : im almost dead i warn you
Orion Pulse : ...
Lynn : >__>
Rival : I WIN!
Harold : k
Orion Pulse : lower, my man.
Rival : :D
Rival : oh
Nills : lol
Rival : damn
Harold : lol
Lynn : lawl
Harold : that was fast
Rival : op is going for quick points
Nills : well yeah
Rival : not the points over time
Orion Pulse : i go for WIN.
Rival : like in skeeball
Lynn : XD
Rival : you can just chuck that shit down
Orion Pulse : ...vaginal skeeball?
Rival : and get points
Harold : We really need to get a castle
Lynn : LOLL
Orion Pulse : ...HOLY FUCK.
Harold : And you bragi
Lynn : I read that wrong.
Harold : For my creator
Rival : or you can aim and try to get thespecial points
Lynn : God my mind is in the gutter.
Harold : So I can kill all who enter
Orion Pulse : omg omg omg
Orion Pulse : no really
Rival : dont worry rae, we will help
Lynn : I read that as... Skeetball
Orion Pulse : skeeball table
Lynn : I was like, what the fuck
Rival : ...
Rival : op...
Orion Pulse : no really
Rival : whats at the end of it?
Orion Pulse : XD
Rival : "VAGAINA SKEEBALL?"
Orion Pulse : flashing lights and all your money gone.
Nills : lol
Orion Pulse : JUST LIKE THE REAL THING
Rival : ...
Rival : so a ho?
Lynn : XD
Rival : OMG! THE COPS ARE IN THERE?
Astra : I'm still not impressed by any current creators. :(
Rival : you said lights right?
White Jacket : thanks dude
Orion Pulse : dear god i'm saving this
shmullus : :D
Orion Pulse : XD
Astra : none of them hurt like kelin does.
shmullus : np man
Lynn : xD
Rival : i mean like
shmullus : oh hey
Rival : if its lights and money gone
Lynn : You can be.. impressed by the one I will never make!
shmullus : know that glittering jacket i lent?
Lynn : :D
Rival : then you got busted in a sting
White Jacket : DAMN YELLOW PLANTS!
* Astra is impressed! *
Rival : you hit the wrong hole.
Rival : ...
Rival : wait.
Orion Pulse : wat
Tev Loneglade has logged in.
Rival : no. im good with that.
Lynn : SWEET. I impressed an Astra! :o
Rival : tev!
Orion Pulse : just...spit on it more
Rival : vagina skeeball. ready...comment
Rival : ...tev?
Lynn : xD
Rival : he died in shock
Tev Loneglade : yo
Rival : vagina skeeball. ready...comment
Orion Pulse : VAGINA SKEEBALL
Tev Loneglade : what about it?
Rival : what you think bout it?
Orion Pulse : 50 points for hittin' the G-Spot!
Orion Pulse : XD
shmullus : oh dude he's so badaass he doesn't even CARE
Rival : shmull
Rival : in this game.
Rival : if you were to play?
Orion Pulse : ...the game?
Rival : *stops being mean*
Orion Pulse : FUCK
Tev Loneglade : sounds kinky but I'm passed my stuffing stage
shmullus : what?
Orion Pulse : i just lost the game.
Rival : xAHAHAHAHHAHA
Rival : well tev
Rival : pending the hole you penetrate with your balls.
Orion Pulse : HAHAHAH
shmullus : going to bed guys
shmullus : going to bed guys
Orion Pulse : RIVER JUST THREW SOMETHING AT ME
Rival : you either get.
Rival : STD
Orion Pulse : CUZ SHE READ GUILD CHAT
Rival : OPOP! GO FOR THE 20 pts!
Orion Pulse : AND ALSO LOST THE GAME
Orion Pulse : XD
Rival : didja win?
Lynn : rofl
Tev Loneglade : Oh and here I thought we were discussing inserting skeballs in holes
Orion Pulse : oh we are.
Rival : oh no tev
Rival : well
Rival : kinda
Rival : but
Rival : its a real game dude.
Rival : get it in the hole
Orion Pulse : think...what's that lovedoll that's all expensive and shit?
Rival : you get points
Orion Pulse : put some LEDs around the orifices.
Orion Pulse : and make it a skeeball game
Rival : ...OP. you are gonna make one arent you?
Orion Pulse : i'm fuckin' tempted.
Rival : if you do. you must get the right balls
Orion Pulse : basement dwelling fucktards everywhere would buy it.
Rival : diff set for everyone that plays
Rival : some small balls
Rival : some big balls
Rival : hairy balls
Rival : sticky balls
Rival : wet balls
Rival : you must get the set.
Orion Pulse : you've always been partial to the big ones.
Rival : but thats just because they squishy
Rival : *squishsquish*
Orion Pulse : HE ADMITS IT
Rival : well, you only say that
Rival : to cover that you like the small balls
Rival : (fits in his mouth better)
Orion Pulse : no, i prefer the vag, really.
Rival : but.
Orion Pulse : smells better.
Rival : if you must choose a ball.
Orion Pulse : ohshi-
Lynn : This would make for an interesting savechat
Lynn : To read later.
Lynn : :P
Orion Pulse : FIVE BUCKS SAYS RAE JUST CROSSED HER LEGS
btwink has logged in.
Orion Pulse : >>
Orion Pulse : <<
Rival : xD
btwink : rawr
Lynn : Nah :P
Rival : TWINK
Rival : vagina skeeball
Darien Stormhand : GOOBERS
Rival : would you play?
Lynn : GOOMBA
Lynn : :<
btwink : depends on who's vagina >.> <.<
Tev Loneglade has logged out.
Guildsman Tev Loneglade has disconnected.
Sir Galad : ....must......level......before.......sleep.......

I would post a typical LN chat, but I'm pretty sure it's illegal and the last thing I need is another reason to be hunted down by the FBI.

Stabbity Victus : It's $40 an hour, $25 if you're doing anything freaky
Souless : nills u switched guilds ???
Yastan : Wait, the freaky stuff costs less? 0_o
Stabbity Victus : Yes
Black Jesus : This converstion took a wierd turn
Stabbity Victus : I'm a freak
Black Jesus : curses
Black Jesus : foiled by mods
Stabbity Victus : XD

I'm not scared to post some LN chat >.>
Your Unholy Savior : XD yastan
Your Unholy Savior : Hey baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Avie : rofl
Victus : XD
Fenric : I love this guild
Vincent Valentine : Or just
Guildsman Darien Stormhand has connected.
Vincent Valentine : "Surprise! You have AIDS! :D"
Fenric : "How'd you mess up your face?"
Victus : o.O XD
Fenric : "I bet it was when you fell from heaven."
Your Unholy Savior : I gave one of my friends AIDS for Christmas
Vincent Valentine : Roflmao
Your Unholy Savior : True story
Your Unholy Savior : I'm not lying
Your Unholy Savior : :(
Victus : >.>
Skyshot : Hey Savior.
Your Unholy Savior : NO DADDY
Skyshot : Go to YouTube and look up the song "I Got It From Agnes."
Your Unholy Savior : NOT AGAIN
Your Unholy Savior : Oh k
Avie : wth is it with all the bones in my soup!

There is a reason why I had to quit LN twice.

I just couldn`t hack the conversations there. They are smuttier than any other guild out there. XD

I think that was before we started talking about our fetishes, too.

Boy, if I were still in LN... We'd all probably be in jail already.

Heh, sounds like I would do well in LN. Y'all got some underaged girls I hope?

they have blaize, she's an underaged girl

Yo?

EDIT: Figures, ninja'd.

Still don't want Hado in LN though.

That's what they all say .... ;)

Edit: awww, Xonix edited her post, so mine isn't nasty anymore. WEAK!

The wing wong is now self-replicating!

if Hado doesn't get his daily feeding of Loli, bad things happen. We gotta shove at least 4 of them into his cage twice a day just to keep him placated

Ya know Hado always seems to show up where I am. Speically when mobbing and I can't fucking run away.

I'll be.... shit. I need a taser. -is turning 21 dec...- oh wait he likes jailbait.... I should be good.

That was actually Michie's fault :)

What did I do now? :(

Telling me where LP was farming ;)

I didn't know. :gonk:

Though I guess I should have. :shifty:

Sorry LP.

-hugs- I still love you ^-^

-sticks tounge out at a Hado-

FTFY

Hahahaha Bagels. She gonna kill you. :whee:

*hugs LP*

God I love my guild. :D

Selim : The next marc I kill
Bella : Haven't heard anything from Avie since I got home so I dunno what
Selim : Is gonna drop the card.
Bella : shes up to
Thane : Looks to be sitting in pront
Bella : Positive reinforcement Selim? XD
Selim : Damn you universe! LISTEN WHEN I COMMAND YOU.
Bella : lol
Lynn : XD
Selim : Now, if the next marc doesn't drop its card
Selim : I'm kicking you in your celestial giblets
Sir Galad : your gonna kill a bunch more?
Bella : XD
Selim : YOU HEAR ME UNIVERSE? I'll GET LARD HARDON COLLIDER
Selim : ON YOUR ASS
Lynn : XD
Thane : lard... hard on...
Thane : >_>
Lynn : >_>
Thane : best misspell ever
Lynn : rofl
Bella : lmfao
Selim : Now I just gotta find me a marc
Selim : D:
Selim : The universe is an asshole D:
Thane : XD
Bella : Did it kill you?
Bella : XD
Thane : well
Selim : No, just no card
Thane : in the universe's defense
Thane : you were threatening it >_>
Bella : hahaha
Selim : Wait
Selim : If the universe is an asshole
Selim : And we're IN the universe
Selim : Does that make us poo?
Lynn : >_>
Lynn : I don't want to be a piece of shit
Sir Galad : that might explain why I'm brown
Lynn : I'M YELLOW CUZ I'M ASIAN.
Tiou : <<
Lynn : >_>
Lynn : <_<
Selim : Azian? I thought you where white
Sir Galad : ew......diahrea Rae
Lynn : NO
Lynn : D:
Bella : AHHAHA
Thane : She's WAZN
Thane : ..
Selim : Nah, I'm pretty sure you're white
Thane : RAGUEL
Lynn : I'm all Asian.
Bella : XD
Lynn : Oh God hahaaa
Thane : *reaches for golf club* We've been tricked all along
Bella : D=
Lynn : lmao
Lynn : You've seen my picture D:
Lynn : I'm not a dood
Thane : Google image.
Thane : >_>
Lynn : ._.
Selim : Why a golf club?
Sir Galad : they hurt?
Bella : >.> Every picture we've seen there was a guy in it Rae
Lynn : Nuh uh
Thane : Because it's fun, and I'm on a university campus that teaches
Thane : golf club management
Bella : uh huh
Lynn : Not the very first prom picture
Selim : Is it the new official Raguel beating weapon?
Thane : so there's bound to be one nearby
Selim : Did I miss a meeting?
Thane : *golf resort management
Thane : in fact
Bella : first prom pic I saw was a group of you =P
Thane : two buildings over from here there's a swing lab
Selim : Anyways, I don't know what Lynn looks like, so I'm gonna keep saying
Selim : she's white
Lynn : Group of girls :P
Selim : Cause it humours me
Lynn : >.>
Bella : =P
Bella : XD
Selim : Danke shorn Tiou
Thane : grats on LK, btw
Tiou : aaaanytime
Bella : D=
Thane : Hado should log on
Bella : She speaks!
Thane : like, now >>
Tiou : I do?
Bella : No he shouldn't >.>
Thane : before I decide to change early
Bella : Ohhh
Bella : yeah for that he can XD
Thane : =p
Bella : =P
Lynn : And Michie, you saw pictures of me by myself ; ;
Bella : I know hun I'm just giving you a hard tim e ^_^
Thane : holy crap
Lynn : v.v
Thane : the vending machine across the room just powered on
Selim : We love you even though you're a white gal, don't worry
Lynn : Ahaha.
Thane : it made the most freaky sound
Bella : hahahah
Bella : Wait. Whuts wrong with being white? >.>
Thane : like in the movies when a bomb or nuclear thingy powers up
Selim : Just like I love Galad even though he's darker than OJ
Sir Galad : >>
Thane : like, *chuk chukc vhhhhwhwweeeeEEEEEEEEEE*
Selim : I'VE COMPARED PICTURES, ITS TRUE
Lynn : rofl
Bella : hahaha
Selim : You black MOFO
Selim : I love you <3
Bella : XD
Sir Galad : hey....we wouldn't be a proper group is not for the token black guy

Lard... Hardon... Collider?

WTF?

Gay Sumo wrestling. I thought it was pretty self explanatory.

Hey! No picking on the Michie! *glomps it*