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Whoo! Imma Millionaire!

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Originally Posted by My E-mail

ATTENTION;Sir

We at HSBC Portfolio Management Ltd and European Investment Bank [EIB] are pleased to inform you that a singular investment made on securities numbered and rolled over on your behalf by an undisclosed customer has reached its maturity stage.

Meaning that at this juncture you have just accrued on a three year investment in the tune of Eight Hundred Thousand Great British Pounds (�800,000 GBP).The funds in question where secured in an investment return on Securities which were rolled over in the past two years, it is presumed that your benefactor wanted to remain anonymous and detailed that you be notified only upon maturity of the said deposit.

Basically, your e-mail was the only means of contacting you,based on the fact that our customer felt it safer because only one person can own an e-mail address. E-mail addresses maybe identical but, there are no two same e-mail addresses.

Further information shall be forwarded to you upon receipt of your e-mail requesting for the necessary perquisite needed to claim your funds as quick as possible. You are advised to respond to this e-mail subject on your willingness to claim the dividends yield on a two year investment.

In the event that you do not wish to claim the funds please advice as to continue the investment process by instructing our company to roll over the investment for another two year period. Meaning that you would be liable to receive funds either in profit or at loss in the next two years in 2010, upon such a request before any action would be carried out accordingly.

Thank you,

Contact hsbc.bank1@infohq.com

International Client Services
David Klaus.

800,000.00 GBP = 1,566,506.55 CAD

So... wow. That was unexpected. (^^)

I know that this is spam.

I don't know, looks pretty legit. You should give them your bank account number just to be sure.

You better write back and tell them you ain't that dude.

SSN and bank account number ASAP.

Don't listen to DFM, he's to nice and honest.
This is your chance to get back at the world for screwing you over. jsut think of the things you can buy!
Like a monkey assistant!

Seil someone out there deserves this money it was probably donated by their dying grandmother you can't do this.

Other than the email being from a free email server and the form of address being bizarrely punctuated, this is the most legitimate-sounding scheme I've seen yet. Proceed with caution, if you do proceed.

The benefactor remaining anonymous casts doubt on whether this is really Seil's money though. Perhaps his real father left his mother at a young age because he didn't want to deal with a kid. He felt embarassed and ashamed so he put some money aside from you (he's a railroad tycoon) on your maturity but he didn't leave his name so as to not raise problems as he feels your mother's new husband was a better father for you. Clearly.

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Originally Posted by Lady Cygnet

Other than the email being from a free email server and the form of address being bizarrely punctuated, this is the most legitimate-sounding scheme I've seen yet.

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Basically, your e-mail was the only means of contacting you,based on the fact that our customer felt it safer because only one person can own an e-mail address. E-mail addresses maybe identical but, there are no two same e-mail addresses.

Lady if you're serious you've gotten some crappy e-mail schemes. :O

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Originally Posted by DFM

Lady if you're serious you've gotten some crappy e-mail schemes. :O

DFM, I have gotten some email schemes that look like they were put together by a third-grader who rides the short bus. By comparison, this looks pretty good.