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Lightnix 02-19-2008 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BraveFencer Shinryuu
Really? I think they're cute. I mean, they aren't the freakyness of
[img--]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a7/Macrocheira_kaempferi.jpg/800px-Macrocheira_kaempferi.jpg[/img--]
Japanese Spider Crabs! Keep in mind: they can reach a legspan of almost 13 feet.

Giant enemy crab...

DFM 02-19-2008 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ryu Van Burace
ouch, new spam today:

"Do women laugh at your size? YOU CAN CHANGE IT ALL TODAY!"

I mean that's just unnecessarily mean.

Ryu are you fat?

Ryu Van Burace 02-19-2008 01:56 PM

...

T__________T

DFM 02-19-2008 02:09 PM

I laugh at your size.

Mike McC 02-19-2008 03:00 PM

DFM is a woman what?

DFM 02-19-2008 04:40 PM

Don't you start on me, too.

TopHatAssassin 02-19-2008 05:51 PM

I'm sorry, but I refuse to believe any crustacean can have a leg span of 13 feet. The hornet I can do, I've seen what kinds of creatures those crazy Japanese pit against each other (who'd have thought there was such a thing as a blue lobster?). But 13 feet on a crab? That's just ridiculous. Next you'll say they have proof that Godzilla is, in fact, currently lurking under the surface of Tokyo Bay or whatever.

Seil 02-19-2008 08:44 PM

Quote:

ouch, new spam today:

"Do women laugh at your size? YOU CAN CHANGE IT ALL TODAY!"

I mean that's just unnecessarily mean.
http://applegeeks.com/comics/issue11.jpg

This is kinda neat. Bumlebees versus Demon Bees.

Ryu Van Burace 02-20-2008 03:14 AM

heh my buddy's reaction to that was:

"Hey man, what red blooded 25 y/o Texan male wouldn't want firmer breasts?"

Vault Of Thrones 02-20-2008 11:46 AM

Well, here is the one that I just got,
Quote:

jennybris_hondacompanyworld@yahoo.com
<jennybris_hondacompanyworld@yahoo.com> Mon, Feb 18, 2008 at 7:01PM
To: "myemailalmost@gmail.com" <myemailalmost@gmail.com>
Cc: myemail@gmail.com, alsomyemailalmost@gmail.com
HONDA COMPANY INTERNATIONAL PROMO(2008)
754 MAIN ROAD, BIG GIN HILL,
LONDON,
UNITED KINGDOM.
GREAT BRITAIN
HONDA FR V 2008
CONGRATULATIONS!
We are pleased to inform you of the release of the long awaited results
of the HONDA COMPANY INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION PROGRAM(2008) held on
1st Febuary, 2008. You were entered as dependent clients with Reference
Serial Number: K44CBL475 and Batch number: HDC-451-5754-14BL. Your email
address attached to the Ticket Number: 01225498775436 that drew the
Lucky Winning Numbers (1-5-6-8-7-4-5-2) which consequently won the Lottery in
the 2nd category, in four parts.
You have been approved for a payment of 400,000.00 (Four Hundred
Thousand Great British Pounds Sterling) in cash credited to file
Reference Number: HDCA/4155247787001-A. This is from a total cash prize of Five
Million Pounds shared among all our International Winners in all
categories.
Congratulations!!!
All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn
from 50,000 (Fifty thousand) names of email users around the world, as
part of our international promotion program. Due to mixed up of some
names and addresses, we ask that you keep this award personal, till
your claims has been processed and your funds remitted to you. This is a
part of our security measures to avoid double claiming or unwarranted
participants or imposter's, taking advantage of the situation. You are
to contact your/our-accredited agent for your claim now.
NOTE: YOU ARE ADVISED TO KEEP THIS SECRET FROM THE PUBLIC TO PREVENT
DRAGGING AND DOUBLE CLAIMING OF YOUR PRIZE FOR SECURITY REASONS.
NOTE: all correspondence must be sent to our (HCSA),Honda Claiming Security Agency, Rev Frank Mallinson, in
China,ASIAN DISTRICT D,ZONE. Please fill the below information and send immediately for the immediate claims
of your awarded prize:
02/20/2008 10:39 AMLoading “Gmail - HONDA COMPANY INTERNATIONAL PROMO(2008) -[Tue, 19 Feb 2008 01:01:10 +0000]”
1) Your full name:
2) Your full address:
3) Sex:
4) Age:
5) Occupation:
6) Telephone / mobile number:
7) Serial Number:
8) Batch number:
9) Country:
10) Nationality:
Rev Frank Mallinson
HONDA CLAIMING SECURITY AGENCY ASIAN DISTRICT D,ZONE
Email: revfrankmallinson@yahoo.co.uk
Best Regards,
Jennifer Brisdon,
(Honda Company International Promo Sectary.)
Email: jennybris_hondacompanyworld@yahoo.com
Authorized BY:
HONDA COMPANY WORLDWIDE AGENCY
GREAT BRITAIN HAEDQUARTERS.
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I changed my email address in the email so it doesn't show mine, but it wasn't even sent directly to me, it was sent to an email that was almost mine, and then CC'd to some emails that were just typos of the original address, one of which happened to be mine.

Anyway, they don't want to much info, I think I'll respond.


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