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Mirai Gen 03-21-2004 12:45 AM

so much for tact....
 
http://www.eurogamer.net/assets/articles/a54896/4.jpg

http://img.gamekult.com/photos/00/00...00427477_2.jpg

http://img.gamekult.com/photos/00/00...00427481_2.jpg

http://img.gamekult.com/photos/00/00...00427370_2.jpg

It's official. Namco has completely and utterly figured out how to grab the attention of the male gamer population. DoA Beach Volleyball, now Ninja Gaiden and Rachel.

Isn't it GREAT?!!!!

slightly aboveaverage man 03-21-2004 12:49 AM

in one word:

Yowza!

Martyr 03-21-2004 12:51 AM

Sweet!
Whatever game this is, I'm getting it! /Sarcasm


Yeah, yeah, whatever.

Kenryoku_Maxis 03-21-2004 12:54 AM

Do you mean Tecmo? Cuz they're the ones who do DOA and Ninja Gaiden.

Priest4hire 03-21-2004 01:14 AM

I'm kind of disappointed you didn't include the game's best gratuitous butt shot:
http://www.teamxbox.com/images/games...1057330382.jpg

At any rate the inclusion of some rather 'idealized' babes hardly puts the game in the minority. At least the gameplay itself is a match for the visuals, unlike a certain bit of fan service called DAO:XBV.

PS. Just fixing that image link with a better one.

Mirai Gen 03-21-2004 01:16 AM

Yeah. Typo on my part.

Meet rachel! She's a buxom girl who wears skin-tight leather for no reason and swings a huge-ass feind killer axe. She wears next to no clothing at the latest hours of the night, has lips so huge you'd think she'd have trouble eating, and legs that look like they could break a thighmaster in half.

She conveniently gets completely covered in liquid goo at the end of chapter 5 in Ninja Gaiden.

I love life.

EDIT: Yeah, agreed Preist...the whole game looks like that (although not quite as arousing) and the fact that they included a chesty chick in second-skin leather only is that little parsley on the plate of Ninja Gaiden. Ninja Gaiden's a big ass, well-cooked steak (the combat) with a great baked potato (multiple weapons and weapon-leveling system) and the vegetables (A storyline! and a good one!)

slightly aboveaverage man 03-21-2004 01:17 AM

you wouldn't happen to have a screenshot of that would you? ;)

AerodynamicHair 03-21-2004 01:21 AM

Yeah, the whole using sex to sell thing gets kind of funny after a while, especially in video games.

Female Character: "what? I have to fight a great evil power while holding the fate of the universe in my hands, and figting millions of minions who are all thirsty for my blood? Maybe I should wear some more armor for that... hmmm... nah. My bikini with shoulder guards should do it. Always important to expose flesh in battle."

Just laugh at it, and maybe it will leave in shame.

Mirai Gen 03-21-2004 01:27 AM

http://img.gamekult.com/photos/00/00...00427412_2.jpg

correction, Preist...you have the SECOND gratuidious buttshot.

And on this parody/joke site, scroll down a bit to see that slime-image.

http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/

World's so great.

dragonglove 03-21-2004 01:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PSM
Women are inherently better at defense. This is apparent by their lack of armor... or clothes for that matter

That was in PSM's 100 things we learned from video games. This was the best, right next to:
Quote:

Originally Posted by PSM
Loading bars have no corrolation whatsoever to the actual time it takes to load



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