Things that should never ever happen
 

Lets name some things that should never happen ever under any circumstances. They do have to be probable or even possible; just start posting things that should never happen in your opion. Oh and to keep it semi civil try not to bash other peoples posts; we dont want any flamewars.

Examples:

1) Prowrestler president
2) Those New Age parents that dont believe in rules as wardens in a high secruity prison
3) Monica Lewinski the girl scout troop leader
4) The return of disco
5) Manned spaceflight lead by the prowrestler president
6) Cooking as an olympic sport
7) An rpg about D&D characters playing an rpg about real life people playing an rpg about D&D characters playing an rpg about ...... you get the ideal
8) A superhero with all the powers of George Bush Jr
9) A video game and line of products about that superhero
10) A law banning Dihydrogen Oxide

Try to list a few and not just one, 10 is not a required number, so this doesnt turn into a spam fest.

1) l337 speakers as a forum moderator
2) l337 speak breaking any further into any kind of culture; sub, counter or mainstream
3) a Star Trek and Star Wars FanBoi royal rumble... in full costume.... with me filming for fun and profit...
4) Trying to use the lower wanted level cheat from GTA3, only to realize this isnt a game...
5) daredevil 2
6) daredevil 3
7) putting an x-rated video into your player, and wondering when the women are supposed to come in...(if your not gay)
8) finding a crusty white substance on that video
9) buying "used" porn
10) especially magazines

1) Olympic LARPing
2) Someone winning gold in said event.
3) JarJar Binks being present in SW ep 3

1)George W. Bush being voted in a second term
2)John Kerry being elected president
3)The other guy who's name I can't remember being elected president
4)Hilary Clinton being elected president
5)Any of the abovesaid people living to see their next sunrise
6)A law forfeiting the lives of all who are smarter than George W. Bush
7)Number 6 not being everyone in the world

Wasn't this a PvP joke a while back?

Lasted until the 3rd post, I'm impressed.

1) buying your underwear from a garage sale.
2)Nuklearpower Forum being taken over completely by flamers and trolls
3) 2 words: village people.
4) George W. gets re elected.
5) Circumcisions being advertised as "Half Off!"

1) Children being made to live in prison-like conditions and memorize facts about irrelevant materiel that they have no control over.

2)People living in Governments where they have little or no say about the countries decisions.

3)Two private organizations almost completely dominating a national government.

4) The wanton destruction of irreplacable resources

5) Racial Discrimination

6) Turning a funny thread into a serious one

1. Stealing Money from the feed the children can at a store by switching it with an empty can you stole from another place.
2. Using that said can to make your own fake charity to steal money.
3.Melting the polar ice caps just so you can bring the beach to your house
4.Having sex with goats, sheeps or any other animal type creature
5.Women Suffrage ;) j/k
6.Being stuck for 26 hours on a bus with idiots (my weekend) lol

1) Video games being illegal
2) TV being illegal
3) Computers being illegal
4) Being forced to eat only one thing for the rest of your life
5) Rap/pop/hip hop