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BMHadoken 03-25-2004 10:39 PM

Cmon, even if you havent even seen porn thats easily figure-outabble. And she'll just tag along with Tasuh, whos gunna argue with a Half Demon and a girl with a mean hawk on her shoulder.

Krylo 03-25-2004 10:42 PM

Well, seeming as I'm sure she'll know after what I said about explaining...

Well, you see, when you hear the term "ship's whore" talking about the woman on a pirate ship that put out for all the guys and kept them from going a little crazy, they're actually using an incorrect term. Well, maybe correct for pirates, because pirates tend to be a bit more blunt than your average soldier... but you'd normally call her a 'ship's wife'... only not only the navies would have these. Sometimes, things that aren't even military would have them.

IHateMakingNames 03-25-2004 10:44 PM

Yeah, that was pretty obvious.

Forever Zero 03-25-2004 10:44 PM

... Right. I think we all knew what you were talking about, so why the need for an explenation?

BMHadoken 03-25-2004 10:45 PM

To gross out those more sheltered of course.

Forever Zero 03-25-2004 10:47 PM

Alright, that makes sense, just checking. It's not nearly as gross as most of your normal tangents krylo, I think you're losing steam.

IHateMakingNames 03-25-2004 10:48 PM

Well, if you think about it more, then just think of the ammounts of STDs that whore would have after sleeping with several pirates a day, and the pirates then getting those, then what some of those STDs do to the genital area.

Krylo 03-25-2004 10:50 PM

No no, I'm simply picking up steam in this thread. See, in the Cthulu one I started out not much worse than that... and now I'm up to reproducing just to eat the babies to survive. Granted, I had some things worse than that going here... such as half-demon births, and how horribly painful they would be, but it's been so long, I figured I should work my way up again.

Edit: Plus I hadn't yet gotten to explaining the huge bukkake gangbangs, leaving her dripping love juices from every orifice... or the STDs ala IHMN.

CelesJessa 03-25-2004 10:52 PM

The sad thing was, I read Krylo's explanation before I even read he was talking about me, and somewhere in my head I was going, "Dammit, he's trying to make my character a whore again, isn't he?"

EDIT: ew. I did not need to read Krylo's edit in his last post. *is disturbed.... again.*

IHateMakingNames 03-25-2004 10:52 PM

A good whore can handle six at a time herself...


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