Cmon, even if you havent even seen porn thats easily figure-outabble. And she'll just tag along with Tasuh, whos gunna argue with a Half Demon and a girl with a mean hawk on her shoulder.

Well, seeming as I'm sure she'll know after what I said about explaining...

Well, you see, when you hear the term "ship's whore" talking about the woman on a pirate ship that put out for all the guys and kept them from going a little crazy, they're actually using an incorrect term. Well, maybe correct for pirates, because pirates tend to be a bit more blunt than your average soldier... but you'd normally call her a 'ship's wife'... only not only the navies would have these. Sometimes, things that aren't even military would have them.

Yeah, that was pretty obvious.

... Right. I think we all knew what you were talking about, so why the need for an explenation?

To gross out those more sheltered of course.

Alright, that makes sense, just checking. It's not nearly as gross as most of your normal tangents krylo, I think you're losing steam.

Well, if you think about it more, then just think of the ammounts of STDs that whore would have after sleeping with several pirates a day, and the pirates then getting those, then what some of those STDs do to the genital area.

No no, I'm simply picking up steam in this thread. See, in the Cthulu one I started out not much worse than that... and now I'm up to reproducing just to eat the babies to survive. Granted, I had some things worse than that going here... such as half-demon births, and how horribly painful they would be, but it's been so long, I figured I should work my way up again.

Edit: Plus I hadn't yet gotten to explaining the huge bukkake gangbangs, leaving her dripping love juices from every orifice... or the STDs ala IHMN.

The sad thing was, I read Krylo's explanation before I even read he was talking about me, and somewhere in my head I was going, "Dammit, he's trying to make my character a whore again, isn't he?"

EDIT: ew. I did not need to read Krylo's edit in his last post. *is disturbed.... again.*

A good whore can handle six at a time herself...

1. STDs weren't as big a problem in those days. Those didn't really become a problem until more modern times.

2. I'm not sure if I'm happy or not that I missed that conversation somehow...

Well if you could get Flare or Batgirl into some of these RPs with me, maybe I'd try making them into whores instead... but no... you're all I've got.

*Shakes head* Tis a sad state, krylo is becoming predictable...

Six? Pfft, a GOOD whore can handle seven... maybe eight.

Double anal, double vaginal, right hand, left hand, mouth. Maybe even keep a few on dock excited as well... and I nearly forgot titty-fucking.

...I wonder how long before someone tells me to shut the hell up.

FZ, now that you've mentioned it, I think you're right. Krylo does seem to be losing steam...or maybe he's just preparing himself for something that will make even IHMN whimper and cry.

Anyway, I can easily think of some ways for Celes to get some more interaction with the characters, and get them to join the group.

What are the chances that the "Invite", "Train" or "Charm" (In FFT, it's a Thief Skill, but I can easily see a Mediator having it) skills would work on a PC? Bleh...probably none. Oh well.

I wasn't going with doubles, seeing as that is a loose whore. I meant a good quality whore. The sixth was using feet (No foot is flexible enough for one, so both are for one).

Edit - First five are vaginal, anal, mouth, left hand, right hand in case you don't know.

Edit - Damnit, forgot the tits... Seven then.

Double anal? Maybe double oral...

Let's get back on-topic, shall we...

EDIT: and here's a skill that anyone can use: "Be nice and let new party members join along the journey like in nearly every RPG out there" skill...that always is vague enough to work! Or perhaps she wins a lottery/best audience member contest to join?

Wouldn't Celes be the one who has train. Note: this has nothing to do with her character class.

IHMN: Feet... forgot about those... ok, nine then.

I've seen double anal. Don't make me find the pictures...

Ok, so we have double anal (2), double oral (2), double viginal (2), tits (1), left hand (1), right hand (1), feet (1).

That's 10 with a vet whore, but only 8 with a new one.

Edit - Should we count knees/elbows? It is possible after all, but would be very hard...

Meh...you know, he's sorta right. This board is filled with impressionable minds, after all.

Edit - "Train" is a Mediator ability. Ripel would be the one who has it this time.

...oh shut up. I know what you're thinking.

Nothing short of Armageddon itself could turn one of these conversations back on topic...

EDIT: I think IHMN has been waiting for this one...

None of them are associated with this RP, I say we forge on...10? That is one happy boat...

I'm going to laugh when a mod decides to one day come check this forum, clicks on one of these discussion threads, then just bans us all, no questions asked.

Actually, Blyr might also have the 'Train' ability, being the forest/mountainman he is...I mean, you'd think if he spent early all his time in the wilderness, he'd t least be able to communicate with and train the animals...

I was thinking that earlier. Just change laughs to saying oh well instead. It's not like anyone but the RPers come to the Roleplay thread anyway, and anyone too young to be here usually gets flamed out. I wonder why the mods don't really care what happens in the RP thread, I just know I'm never going to ask...

I feel so unloved by the moderators. But if that is the price I have to pay for not gettng banned because of constantly getting off of the subject... then... oh well. I'd be sad if we all got banned.

(uh oh... I popped a hold in my stress jelly-ball-thing, now look what you guys did... grrrr.... I liked that thing too)

Shiny and RaiRai were the ones to usually manage this particular board. They don't come very often (as far as I can tell) anymore, and everyone else didn't really care much I suppose.

Since those two don't show up nowadays, it's been left pretty...free, I guess would be the term.

We could all come back under different names and just keep RPing. As long as we weren't Trolls and Flamers to the general poplation and only to each other, I don't think they care what we do. Either that, or we could perform another "Great Move" to another site, but I like the 8-Bit Forums... And the moderators...

I knew you liked it...


Also: They'd probably just ban me and IHMN if they took the time to really check who started/furthered these things.

You need to watch your sentences Celes...

And krylo and I would get banned for spamming/sexual talks, while others would get banned for aiding and allowing their threads to reach over 150 post when the limit is 100 (Almost all threads here do that)

Only thread I ever saw locked was one that went well over 200 and close to 300 from the group with that vampire RP thing. It was such an odd occurance, I just had to check it out.

I swear, I'm going to castrate you with a rusty cheese grater.

http://www.kitchenemporium.com/images/vw291s.jpg http://fantes.com/images/4114graters_small.jpg

Mental note: Make sure you check EVERYTHING you write so Krylo (or IHMN possibly) can't take it the wrong way...

EDIT: man, I'm having the worst time typing.

Well... considering where your hands must be to be getting off constantly...

I'm either having a really bad day, or krylo is just doing better...

You're both sick.


Completely and utterly.

I think you must be having a bad day, I don't think krylo is up to his usual work. Or maybe the two of you have finally just desensitized me to your bizarre discussions/sexaul innuendo.

Well you got SS riled up, so you must be doing something right.

I'm too tired to even care right now...


On a side note, Congratulate me. I'm in the International Bacaelaureate stream now. Wooooh....zzzzzz

Man, and I stopped playing Summoner 2 to RP...and this is what I come to... Maybe I'll go play the game again... at least the game won't disturb me. (although this battle I'm stuck in will make me mad...)

...or I could play Lemonade Tycoon... that wouldn't make me angry.

She just can't stop herself...

(As bad as it is, I needed to get at least one in today)

I got to eat Instant Ramen during my classes!

PS: Celes, they can make an innuendo out of anything, even pickles. Come to think of it, so can I...

Erk.

It's ok IHMN... just because everyone already knew all this talk of 'games' was a huge euphemism for diddling herself on the bed, doesn't mean we don't still appreciate your effort.

Ecurt: Who CAN'T make innuendo out of pickles?

Yeah, pickles is an easy one. Just think of it's shape, then add those little bumps all over them, it's natures dildo.

When one is reduced to playing Lemonade Tychoon because of VERY inappropriate talk...that is truly sad. I think that this has gone WAY too far guys...so I politely ask this:

Please cut out all the whore/gore/whateverelsemore crap!!!
Hey...that rhymed...*gives props to self*

I'd stop if I thought that she was really being driven to lemonade tycoon... however, I'll bet that deep down that dirty little girl enjoys all the attention.

Krylo stick a sock in it.

Note by IT I mean your mouth.

She doesn't really want to go play with Lemonade...

Pickle juice however is a completely different subject though...

Edit - And by sock he meant (You know what I am going to say here)

Look, I'm doing well in Lemonade Tycoon...

You know... pickels aren't even MADE BY NATURE. They are cucumbers until PEOPLE turn them into pickles.

Speaking of cock in mouth, I really should stop picking on Celes and spread my less than straight wings. You know... as that everyone seems mostly desensitized to the girl boy stuff... maybe it's time for some boy boy... hmm... plus, it's unfair to Celes.

I didn't know there really was a game called Lemonade Tycoon...

Fine, cucumbers are natures dildos.

And boy boy isn't nearly as funny as boy girl.

"And now you know, and knowing is half of the battle...."

There is... and it's kind of addictive, until you have pretty much every upgrade and make about $60 a day on Lemonade... But it's an okay game when you're bored.

Back on track of the RP (Gasp!), how exactly will we handle the Airanna thing? Will Tasuh just bring her along to his room that he is taken to?

I still say have Ripel 'bump' into her, start chatting, and then talk her into coming along with whatever journey they're going to be on. With his charm, of course she'll join...or maybe Tasuh will just kill him for bumping into the girl.

In any case, I don't really need to hear the jokes about Tasuh taking Arianna into his room.

She could insist to go along, since Tasuh is her bodyguard, and Tasuh would insist she come along, since she hasn't paid him yet. (for what, I have no clue. all he's done is make her throw up. ^^ )

EDIT: or Ecurt's idea works too.

(And just FYI, it's Arianna, (switch the R and the I) Pronounced "Arr-eee-ah-nna" I love that name. I have no clue why I haven't used it for an RP character yet.)

... Because we're all lazy and won't bother to pronounce it right?

Meh, I think her just sticking with Tasuh makes more sense then a random encounter of two characters.

Edit - Well, my post is up, so just respond and choose.

Edit 2 - And you think there will be less jokes with Ecurt's guy talking Celes' girl into coming along with him?

"There are no such thing as coincidences."

It wouldn't be a random encounter. Ripel sees her, thinks *Insert quote I mentioned a while ago*, and decides to "accidently" bump into her. If she isn't with Tasuh yet that means she's alone, and...well, this version of Ripel just happens to be obsessed about girls.

Well, it gets boring travelling with only men in your party. Besides, it would provide a few good Omake scenes.

Oh yeah..

"Hey baby, wanna come with me to my room with four other guys for the night? *Wink wink*"

...Darilk would probably kill Ripel if he heard him say something like that... and somehow I get the feeling I'll be the only person not hitting on Celes IC this time... or bothering to get into arguements over whose tent she'll be sleeping in.

1) Between talking (and possibly pursuading someone to join a journey) and taking someone to their room, which do you think will get the more perverted ideas? Then again, I just now realize it wouldn't matter, considering who we have here...oh well.

2) Ripel doesn't like to share, that's been pretty evident. So there. :P

3) Nevermind, I'm going to lose this anyhow...

Am I the only one who had forgotten about the tails and therefore thought that he was really well hung until he mentioned the tails?

Who says he isn't?

But, let us not get into this discussion... again...

Edit - And I wrote it that way to see if I could get an image like that in peoples heads... Apparently it worked.

Dammit. I didn't think of it until Krylo mentioned it.

You know, sometimes I think IHMN and Krylo are working together to corrupt us.

I work alone... although IHMN is good to work off of.

you know it does seem like a tag team. and if you guys werent on at the same time sometimes I'd swear your both one and the same... back to the RP...

Since my guys the W.M.s R.I. (acronym fun.) I am going to go well maybe check out the areana a little after the battle or the surronding area.

Krylo could have two web browsers. Then he could be both IHMN and Krylo at the same time.

I'm pretty sure there's an IP thingie to keep you from logging in as more than one name...

And I'm not IHMN, damnit. I don't even have the same sleeping patterns he has... and I'm a few years older. And far more attractive, and smarter, and all around better.

Yo.

You know, that'd be funny if Ripel was a touted mediator/tak dude, but had horrible luck with the ladies, like Johnny Bravo. Wait...that's Omake material!

*EVIL LAUGHZORZ!!!*

I know I'm late in saying, but anything can get SS's panties in a twist, hes a freshie. And I'm pretty sure I remember him saying something about knitting back on the TWC forums...

Spirit, whats the W.M. R.I.? And you won't be able to find her anyway, shes healing up Jude in a special room in Veimi's castle...which I probably should have mentioned we were all staying at. Meh, you all pretty much just posted that you were in rooms, it works out.

And we should get at least one Omake thingy in the Omake thread...

umm you hit it on the head BM. Nice job. I am just having an excuse for my guy to wonder around aimlessly...

Still don't know what the R.I. thingy means...L.I. would be love interest, but R?

EDIT: I'm a retard, R = Romantic, I'm going to go castrate myself...or whatever bum is lying on the sidewalk.

Was Mr. V's last post supposed to address Arianna? The situation makes sense, but he never gives names or any dialouge...

I think its Arianna.

Would anyone be opposed to me killing off J Man's guy, he hasnt been around in awhile. And anybody have an update on Demon?

Probably. I guess I'll have Arianna answer the door, unles Tasuh wants so, since it is his room.

Demon comes on late at night.

Edit - I assumed Arianna was still in the hall... Oh well, I guess he'll answer the door. (Mr. V's guy listens in through doors then...)

Demon With A Glass Hand was around late last night, if that's what you mean. I don't pay too much attention to J-Man, though... having not really conversed with him at all.

And, yah, I think he's talking about Tasuh and Arianna, IHMN.

I didn't realize Arianna was inside the room, so that is what confused me.

And are all of the PCs rooms near eachother? I would assume so...

Considering that... it may be best for Arianna to turn down his room. God knows when he might come back with a gag and some ropes...

Well, here's how it goes...

1) If my guy doesn't know someone, then I won't mention the name...unless I'm supposed to...

2) I was assuming the door was cracked open, or you were talking loudly. Blyr doesn't eavesdrop by listening through doors, but he does have above-average hearing...