Disturbing Childhood Memories
 

Now this has nothing to do with anything really wrong, but i find it odd that when I was a child i found this plant by my grandparents house. I remember being interested in the berries when I was really little. Now seriously, I know my parent(s) had warned me about eating strange berries, and even that one. But I even found them growing in people's gardins. Wouldn't you want to kinda get rid of them where old people's grandchildren can access them, considering it was an aged community where there were alot of people with grandchildren?

...I find it very disturbing that the plant genus has the same name as zombie virus...Solanum...o_O

When I was three, I saw my dad naked. He even noticed me, but he didn't do anything. Just stood there and stared into the depths of my prepubescent, impressionable soul.

When I was thirteen, my mom walked in on me being intimate with myself. She didn't do anything, just stood in the doorway, mouth agape, and stared into the depths of my tumultuous, ravaged soul.

When I was like, five, I walked in my my parents...That's the only thing I remember before my twelfth birthday.

I think I'm starting to see a pattern here..

When I was like ten, I saw my brother watching porn and doing things I will not name with his body. All I wanted to do was give him some cookies...

Scarred for life.

I came down to the breakfast table
felt like I could die
Tried so hard but wasn't able
to look you in the eye

For I'm feeling so much shame
yes I have brought disgrace
I can tell I've soiled my good name
by the look upon your face

Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
No use denyin it I was really crankin it
Well Dry your eyes don't be so sad
If you could just forgive me and talk to me, dad
talk to me dad

I didn't hear ya enter, no I didn't hear the door
with my hand upon my member and my pants upon the floor
Now burnt into your brain is an image you despise
like blood and guts and starvin kids and Stevie Wonder's eyes

Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
No use denyin it I was really crankin it
Well dry your eyes don't be so sad
but I wouldn't use those tissues
They've already been had
Talk to me dad

The look upon your face made my swollen gland diminish
So I said, "Could ya close the door? I really wanna finish"
Now daddy I'm ashamed and I'd completely understand
If you never wanna hug again or even shake my hand

Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
No use denyin it I was really crankin it
Well Dry your eyes don't be so sad
Just because it was your bed
It's not that bad

When I was only seventeen, you told me it was dirty, so
it must be really creepy when your kid is pushin thirty
But you cannot tell me dad that you have never had a whack
At the thing that hangs below your belt and bumps into your sack

Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
No use denyin it I was really crankin it
Well dry your eyes don't be so sad
But I wouldn't use those tissues they've already been-
just because it was your bed
it's not that-
now daddy daddy please forgive me and talk to me dad
talk to me dad

Ah, who was that...

That comedian...

Lynch.